CHORIZO N' EGGS - FIVE SIZES

Member since 2024

So yeah, this thing is big - even in a medium. Just know that it may take a little time. However, as others have commented, it's so beautiful, you'll WANT it inside you. I thought the price was a little steep until I got it in the mail. The weight, the girth, the details...it just makes my mouth water. This isn't like something you'll find in your average adult toy store. Completely next level craftsmanship. I love it so much, sometimes I sleep with it like a teddy bear.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2024

What a stretch!!! I warmed up with my Captain Hook small then I jumped on my chorizo médium medium firm! I had to put more and more l’un and eventually I dropped down on it half way!!! Wouaaaa a stretch ! For the time being this is my biggest gape ! I’m working on it my next goal is the Atlas medium

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2023

I own14 Mr Hankey's Toys. I own TWO Chorizo N Eggs. They're always at the very top of my rotation. I own a LG/XL in 75% soft, and an XXL in 40% soft. The 40% soft is well worth the extra money if you like soft toys. Tapered head makes for easy insertion, nice smooth texture. Fantastic toy all around!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2023

What a ride , love this toy ! I always go for the largest toys so I ordered the 3xl in 75 % soft. Please keep making the best toys out there!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2023

Amazing. Got the small in 40%. Love the smooth thick shaft, the length is perfect to pound to the balls. Leaves my butt so open and sloppy.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2023

As a 1st time buyer, I wasn’t sure how big it would actually be. I shoulda got the medium, as I can barely fit the head inside me (I got the xl). The quality is excellent. The vacu-hole is not a suction like I thought, but it is heavy enough to stand on its own. Also maybe think about cut vs uncut as I could the foreskin on my hole (great if it fits, slightly irritating when repeatedly trying to fit it in). Can’t wait to get the whole thing in me one day

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2023

I'm happy with my purchase of the Chorizo n' Eggs XXL. I read many reviews before I made a decision on what size to order. One common theme many had were the size being way bigger than they figured. I wasn't that lucky. Mine measured just like the details stated it would be. It's still is a good feeling toy that I'm pleased to own. I've already got my eye on another model that I won't be so conservative about the size.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2023

Medium in medium firm. Firmness is spot on. Texture great for a sensitive ass. I bought this as my wife wanted something to hit a little deeper and this is perfect.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2022

Very good

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2022

Blam. Takes a minute to tackle the XXXL but once you find your angle and stretch out on this bad boy you’re never gonna be the same.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2022

Chorizo-n-Eggs Medium in medium firm. I ordered this along with the Minotaur as part of my first Hankey's order. I spent some quality time with both this weekend and this was the finisher. And that didn't take long. As soon I just got down to the balls it was all over, and all over the place it was. Wonderful detail with a fatter middle just hits all the right places. The surface of the toy is relatively smooth, but has enough of the "muscle" detail to make it fun. For me there will be more Hankey's toys to cum.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2022

Took almost a year before I could let the entire cock slide in and pull me down onto those incredible balls, makes me cum intensely and leaves my hole sopping wet. I'm on the XXL 75% soft, and makes me wonder what more I take all the way.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2022

I got the XXXL in 75% soft tan and wow what a fun girthy ride.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2022

Best toy yet, stands tall in every position with out flopping or bending yet is still soft. Perfect shape and hits my prostate well and my wife’s g spot well. We have the Large / Extra Large in 75% soft

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2022

Fantastic! I love both the 75% soft & the Med/firm. (Original Size) that I now own. There is such a difference, which is nice to have a change up since it's the same toy I reach for time and time again!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

What a great ride girth is everything with this diesel rubber cock, half way down you really start to feel the stretch

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

I was initially disappointed due to the fact that this thing is beyond enormous. I never thought I would get to enjoy it.A week later I see how wrong I was. The feeling is totally different than my previous order which is not as thick but longer and more realistic scenario that this gigantic endeavor. Thanks for everything except for my being late for work after late nights riding.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

It’s huge as expected and feels amazing as well. Size was very accurate and material is awesome as always from hankeys.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Fits perfect

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Excellent dong with a delicious shape and filling size. Not too much texture so it slides really well. Really enjoying this dildo!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

This time I bought the XXXL... This thing is massive, I love it!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

t is very pleasant to feel al tha inside me i yust wanderfull

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Quality toy and great look! Smooth shaft makes for a fun hole pounder, as the lack of friction makes for easy insertion and removal...again and again and again! I went more conservative on sizing and actually need to size up, but very happy!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

i have a medium and the lg/xl sizes. The medium size is for my girlfriends strap-on. She likes to bend me over then abuse me, which i enjoy, and the medium does the job. It fills me up and she somehow makes me cum just by pounding me hard. With the lg/xl I have been slowly training my hole to use it more consistently. The lg/xl really fills me up, stretches my hole and is pure pleasure

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

This is definitely one of my top go to toys!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Love the product. Feels amazing

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

One of my top favorite toy, perfect size.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Bought the small, impressive girth.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

I was loosened up by my machine and a smaller dildo this morning and couldn’t wait to get this in the mail today. As soon as I got it, i gasped at the girth, and immediately rode it. It is huge and feels amazing in 75% XXXL. I could only take about 4-5 inches for my first ride but I didn’t have much time to use it. Will work on this some more with maybe my machine using short strokes. I highly recommend this dildo if you want to feel an amazingly comfortable stretch. Got other dildos on the way thanks to cyber monday and will review them when I get them. Can’t wait!!!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Awesome size ..... great stretch and pop second hole .... love love

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

I love this dildo so much, I got it in XL and XXL, Both in 75% soft. It stretches me out so good and gives me that full feeling I crave!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

I Love the Look and Feel ! Absolutely superb Customer service and very fast and friendly communication! GREAT!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

I got the Chorizo n' Eggs in the L/XL size, 75% soft with the vac-u-lock hole to use with my fuck machine. I am in love with this toy! It stretches me out so good. The feeling when it passes my second sphincter and the balls slapping against my ass is absolutely amazing!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

I was a bit apprehensive when I first opened the box, thinking ",this is going to take some work" First try - Slid right on in, oink! I got the XXL 75% soft and this is awesome in every way it's so round, smooth, and soft and really fills in the gape. Highly recommended for your collection. This is one I'm seriously thinking of getting in XXXL, I use it a lot.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

What an amazing toy. Extremely well made and very realistic. I love it.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

This is a great toy, I got large in med firm, it's as exactly as named it's a giant sausage with two eggs, the tip makes entry easy, and the shaft is very filling, got this guy to help me take Beowulf's knot... only thing I'd changed would definitely be custom color and maybe the firmness fit a more giving ride!!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Bought chorizo n eggs for my wife in deep brown, medium, 75% soft. When she's nice and warmed up she goes nuts for this thing! She had slight discomfort the first couple times using it and we actually got the medium Mateo thinking the size would be better. But once she was warmed up on Mateo she was begging for this dildo to be inside her and she absolutely loved it when she bottomed out on it! Just a reminder to warm up and stretch before trying a size larger.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Bought the medium and oh what a stretch. Definitely need some training before i could move up to the large size with ease. Would definitely buy again. My friend had as much fun as I did with this during a pegging session.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Unlike many retailers, the dimensions Mr Hankey state are legitimate. It’s huge! I haven’t mastered it yet, but I guess practice makes perfect.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Like the quality, but would prefer it firmer

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

In many ways this is like the choad. I think it feels better. I like to ride this one deep. It gives me chills and make my cock ooze cum...yum.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

OMG this cock is amazing. It fills the spot (and my ass) above the Cutler X perfectly, and I love that I can go balls deep with it. The shape, girth and design are all superb.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

I got the xxl in 75%soft with suction cup. I love it Awesome toy top notch quality. 5 days and I had the Toy. Very satisfied. My new favorite toy. Thx guys

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Such realism with each and every fold in the silicone and really a true eye pleaser.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

went from using the Nick Capra XXXL to the Chroizo XXXL and oh my lanta. took a few tries to get past the bulge in the middle and bottomed out by accident but its ecstasy non the less. was plateauing pretty hard with going up in size and this juzt shred through that plateau. go with medium firm if you are trying to push the stretch as the middle would probably make it all floppy and hard to stand on the 75% soft

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Slowly getting use to it but love it!!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Too damn big

Member since 2021

Smallest size is still a bit big for vaginal... But it is worth it.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

It's a BIG BIG toy and if you ain't ready for it, YOU AIN'T READY FOR IT!!!! Had to work my way up to this toy with Cutler X and Rentman but afterwards, Chorizo & Eggs made a smooth entrance without shocking my system on the girth of it!!! GET IT and you WILL see how wide you can stretch out!!!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

I decided I wanted to open my ass up to fisting after having been a fister for years. The medium Chorizo N' Eggs is a fantastic toy for folks who've experienced some bigger than average toys and plugs already, but who've yet to take a fist. With a manageable length that teases the second ring open (depending on your own anatomy) and a shaft that acts partially like a plug halfway down, this toy kept surprising me. It took a few tries and some plugs in between before I could power fuck this guy into me, but once I could I knew I was hooked on big toys. I placed two bigger orders from Hankey's following my conquering of the medium Chorizo. Very addicting sensation. Anal orgasms are no joke! I'm someone who prefers a smoother ride vs texture (so far), and I got it in the 75% soft option for full clarity.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Large and in charge.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Amazing toy love the stretch I get from it leaves a great gape

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Its a beautiful dildo. Feels right to hold and looks nice. It is however about 1" bigger around than advertised. The quality is excellent,, but the fit , I am not there yet. For all the anticipation of getting to use it. But finding it to be bigger than I can handle makes it a disappointing first time customer.

Member since 2021

Almost more than my hole can take, but definitely what it needed.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

High quality material that gives just enough to get my stretch going. Love the heavy set of balls and the uncut head makes slipping in and out smooth.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Purchased the XXL size after using the LG/XL for some time now. Very impressed with the girth and stretch this bad boy gives. Got the firm model this time and it works wonders for riding the longer toys hard. It doesn't bend and squish giving a full overall amazing ride. I'd buy the bigger one but the XXL is the max size. Thanks Mr. Hankey's Toy's!!!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Too big, lol

Member since 2021

Very thorough product information from Hankey’s Toys. They made my experience better with the honest reviews of items purchased by other customers. Showing their feedback and honest pros and cons and happiness and very little remorse. I will shop Hankey’s again

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Love the way this fills me up, though I think I could take a larger one. I’m looking excited to try next size up. This tapers toward the balls and can act as a plug almost.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Liked the first so much..got the bigger one..damn..what a nice stretch

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

nice expander for my ass. and the tickle of the 4skin is an added plus. luv a dildo with full bull balls. i hate when the bottom half is cut off. would love a sack with hard nuts inside a soft ballsac

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

I absolutely love the stretch of the toy and the soft version feels amazing

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Its crazy that there are 2 more sizes after this

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Nice smooth and just right.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

I ordered the medium. Measurements above say 7.50" circumference in the middle... No. Actual is 8.5". Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. I like a big boy! He's just beefier and yummier than I anticipated.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Another excellent product (our third)!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Overall design is very pleasing and life like! Would definitely recommend products from Mr Hankey

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Way bigger than I thought it was! Will have work up to this bad boy

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

This is a monster - and perfect if you love that completely full feeling. It’s soft enough to have some “give” but form enough to do the job.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Great toy.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Head feels so great sliding in you.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Love the feel of this one! And of course the size does not disappoint! I have ordered a few times and products always come in with good timing.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Love it fits the bf very well, nothing not to like

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Beautiful and so incredibly beefy. Love the foreskin. He feels great.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

The BEST breakfast

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Too big, but still fun!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

I got the smaller one and it is the right girth just wish it was a little longer... feels awesome still

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Like everything they make, chorizo is a work of art. The foreskin detail and plentiful girth put this one on the top of my list. It instantly became my favorite toy, and far from first from Hankey. And to help it go smoothly I purchased some lube from the site and one of the new suction cups. There was a shipping error in which I received the incorrect lube and not the suction cup. My email was replied to in under an hour and the corrected products were on my step in just a few days. Now I can say the customer service is every bit as flawless as the works of art that Mr. Hankey is known for. They already had a loyal fan but now I can't say enough about how amazing this company is.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

It's amazing. Perfect on my fuck machine

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

It's bigger than i expected, thicker, next time i will get the smaller size. my mistake.

Member since 2021

I like the texture and size too. It fills the Gap...

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Greatest toy ever. Since I’ve been stuck at home I’ve been using it 5hours a day easy. I just can’t get enough. I recommend it to everyone

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Big, Girthy, and not too textured. The 75% soft is great for the medium size, and the taper really helps when sizing up! I think it's also great to have an uncut dildo, as not many toy makers seem to have them.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Awesome quality! Purchased the XXL and it’s not joke.... have to warm up to this one and then still need to work towards beings able to use all of it

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

:)

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

I love my purchase I picked out medium firm, XXL , I'd like to try a Hankeys toy in extra firm, I love my toy, and I will buy more soon, also the shipping was fast

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

What a great way to shelter in place bottoming out on this!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Fills the right spots.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Very smooth feeling with gradual girth increase. Feels great inside.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

I ordered the LG/XL size in Medium Firm, in Natural Tan. The toy is wonderfully filling. It is thick, but without being uncomfortably long. It is slightly bigger than the S Boss Hogg. I'd like to say it is the perfect intermediate size between the S and M Boss Hogg, but I don't have a M Boss Hogg to compare it to. (Hint, Hint, Hankey's Toys. LOL) The toy is not aggressively textured, with ripples or ridges, but has a subtle and flesh-like finish. Definitely a great addition to the collection!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Excellent toy! Thick, but without being too long or large.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

We bought the L/XL size with the semi soft firmness. Has an amazing feel and is pretty smooth. Not aggressive at all. Can use on the machine for long periods of time. Looking forward to upgrading to the next size. Very happy with our purchase. Thank you Mr. Hankey!!!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

This is the best! love the look! My Go to DildFeels so real!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Another great product by hankey’s

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

My new favorite! <3

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

i want to update my review of 4 Mar. The beast and I have had a serious discussion about life, and now we make truly great music together, length and girth. 5 stars + my friends. the foreskin over the head allows for easier entry and then a breath taking slide down to 10 inches of shear girth magic. Ufff. a winner!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

I love this thing, have used it every day since I got it,, damn nice stretch..got the XL

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Excellent quality, great service, fast delivery!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Received exactly what I ordered and fast.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

I love the toy very much. Love the thickness.and texture. Honestly I'd rather have it on the platform you use with other toys and eliminate the balls. (I know it's part of the name). But I'd prefer less length. But it is still a 5 star experience!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Wow

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Big...she got use to it after several shoves and lots of lube

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

This has a smooth feeling with gradual increasing girth. Definately a favorite.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

This toy is awesome. One of my wife's new go to cocks. She loves the birth of it while the length is still not too long so she can go balls deep on it. She rides it anytime she gets a chance. The textures and build quality is top notch and what you would expect from Hankey's

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Size: Medium; Firmness: Medium This is a fantastic toy that doesn't go deep. It's excellent for a warm up or for stretching without depth. Fantastic width and great feel throughout.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

I’ve been wanting one of Mr. Hankey’s creations for a while and the Chorizo ‘n Eggs XXL definitely did not disappoint! I have several platinum silicone toys from other makers so I knew that I would be getting a quality piece. In terms of craftsmanship, there’s nothing I don’t love about C’nE: the foreskin detailing is hot af, the girth and moulding fills you up and hits all the right spots. I will definitely be a repeat shopper. Maybe one day I will be ready for the Goliath! I ordered on cyber Monday and while I received several emails stating there may be delays, it was on my doorstep by Friday and stretching my ass wide open on Saturday morning!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

An girthy uncut head with a nice set of balls! Who wouldn’t enjoy?

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

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Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Wish I could show it in action. Would make everyone want one.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Good stretch sensation, it will fill you up and the tip feels good. In My opinion, The Topher with its curve and pop head has a better ability to produce a stronger orgasm as it hits the prostate with more intensity

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

more texture feel

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

This guy is massive and gorgeous. Once yo insert the meaty uncut tip you’ll feel the same width all along your guts. It’s really challenging! Maybe the medium size would be more than enough, so maybe I’ll get a smaller and softer one.

Yes, I recommend this product.