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Welcome to Hankey's Toys:

from Extra Small to Giant Dildos, We've Got Something for Everyone. 

Hankey’s Toys offers the internet’s finest sex toys and dildos, and we’ve got the goods to prove it. From extra small to giant dildos, realistic or fantastic, you’re bound to find something new to reinvigorate your sex life with. Thrill your partner in mind-blowing ways with realistic dildos or explore the truly exotic. We’ve got the goods in a wide range of sizes to pleasure all bodies.

And when we say we’ve got the goods, we don’t just mean our products. We’re also one of the most-awarded and well-recognized sex shops around, online or otherwise.

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Mister Hankey creates the best realistic dildos on the market, modeled after real porn celebs, and life-cast so it’s almost like the real thing. Made from 100% safe platinum silicone to ensure that your new special friend is safe, long-lasting, and above all, perfect for whatever tickles your fancy. We use only the highest-performing grades of silicone in our toys, all of them extensively tested to prevent irritation and skin sensitization. We offer toys ranging from the tried-and-true realistic dildo, to giant and extreme dildos and fantasy-inspired sex toys. If you’ve ever wondered about “out of this world” fun, Hankey’s Toys can help.

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Read up on our features and FAQs pages if you want to learn everything about the best dildos on the internet, whether you’re curious about our giant dildos, medium-sized sex toys, or others. We make it easy to pick your pleasure.  If you have further questions we welcome you to reach out to us here. And if you need any further convincing feel free to check out our giant collection of dildo reviews.

If you’re done reading and want to get shopping make all your (wet) dreams come true, dive in.

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