We are now OPEN and our Cyber Monday sale is ON for 24hrs only!

Automatically (no code needed) receive a 25% discount with each order PLUS we'll include a coupon inside your box worth 15% off your next order that you can use as many times as you like until it expires!*

YOU CAN SHOP HERE NOW!

PLEASE, pretty please, read our Cyber Monday tips & rules on our FAQ page here or below.

  1. *Receive 25% off on everything listed for sale in our shop PLUS receive a coupon code inside your package worth 15% off any future order now through March 1st and use it as many times as you like until it expires! 

  2. ALL ITEMS IN OUR SHOP THAT ARE SHOWN 'IN STOCK' ARE ON SALE NOW THROUGH 11:59 PM TODAY. 

  3. YOU DO NOT NEED TO ENTER ANY PROMO CODE, YOUR DISCOUNT WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY APPLIED AT CHECKOUT.  

  4. DO NOT EMAIL US UNLESS you wish to cancel your order, need to correct your address, or have purchased the custom firmness option from our accessories page or have an URGENT matter regarding your order. We will receive a lot of emails on Cyber Monday and if we have to flag your order due to an email that we need to respond to beyond the reasons listed above, this may cause delays with your order. 

  5. IF YOU EMAIL US, include your order number if you have already placed your order.

  6. DOUBLE CHECK YOUR ADDRESS. Apartment number and unit numbers are the most common thing that people forget. 

  7. DO NOT let your eyes get greedier than your hole! The biggest regret we hear from customers is that they ordered a size that will not fit. Measure carefully, compare to dimensions of your existing toys, CHOOSE CAREFULLY. You cannot return your toy once it has been shipped. 

  8. You may have received tracking information. We preprint all shipping labels, but this does not necessarily mean that the order has shipped yet, it does mean that your order is in line to be manufactured.

  9. If you cancel your order after it has been manufactured, there will be a 50% restocking fee. 

  10. Custom colors are not an option between Nov 30th through Jan 15th, this option is turned off through these dates. 

  11. Custom firmness is an option that will be available, once you place your order, please email us your order number and firmness request immediately, please do not wait to do this. 

  12. YOU CAN SEE OUR EXPLANATIONS REGARDING FIRMNESS and more about our toys on our YouTube channel here or view our Sample Pack on our Accessories Page here and also read further down on our FAQ page for more info.

  13. CHOOSE CAREFULLY, if you request a change to your order such as size or model of toy we will have to refund your order and you cannot be eligible after Nov 30th for our Cyber Monday discount unless you were able to replace your order that same day (and we may not get through all of the emails that same day). If you change your firmness or color, we will have to flag your order, and this may cause delays or issues. DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFOREHAND, IF YOU EMAIL US WITH A QUESTION ON CYBER MONDAY, WE MAY NOT RESPOND THE SAME DAY

  14. Please keep in mind that we do not stock products, all orders are manufactured from scratch. These are high-quality, handmade toys. We promise that the wait will be worth it!

  15. ALL ORDERS PLACED ON CYBER MONDAY OR ANY TIME IN DECEMBER ARE SUBJECT TO LONGER THAN NORMAL LEAD TIMES. Please be patient and be prepared to incur longer than normal wait as this will apply to all orders placed between November 30th through December due to Cyber Monday sales and the holiday rush. Our elves are working 24/7 to get your order out but please prepared to be patient depending on where you are at in line.

  16. If you place multiple orders, they CANNOT be combined. If you wish to have them combined, we will need to cancel them so that you can place one single order. We may not be able to cancel your order in time for you to receive the Cyber Monday discount.

  17. WE CANNOT EXTEND THE CYBER MONDAY DISCOUNT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. If you want to cancel and reorder the same day, make a change to the size, or model of toy meaning we have to cancel your order, there is no guarantee that we will get to your email on Cyber Monday and you will be excluded from the sale.  

  18. The Cyber Monday discount and offer cannot be combined with any other coupons, codes or offers. This includes the Birthday promo offer. 

  19. DUE TO THE NATURE OF THE PRODUCTS: THERE ARE NO RETURNS ONCE SHIPPED. 

Hankey’s Toys offers the internet’s finest sex toys and dildos, and we’ve got the goods to prove it. From extra small to giant dildos, realistic or fantastic, you’re bound to find something new to reinvigorate your sex life with. Thrill your partner in mind-blowing ways with realistic dildos or explore the truly exotic. We’ve got the goods in a wide range of sizes to pleasure all bodies.

And when we say we’ve got the goods, we don’t just mean our products. We’re also one of the most-awarded and well-recognized sex shops around, online or otherwise.

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Mister Hankey creates the best realistic dildos on the market, modeled after real porn celebs, and life-cast so it’s almost like the real thing. Made from 100% safe platinum silicone to ensure that your new special friend is safe, long-lasting, and above all, perfect for whatever tickles your fancy. We use only the highest-performing grades of silicone in our toys, all of them extensively tested to prevent irritation and skin sensitization. We offer toys ranging from the tried-and-true realistic dildo, to giant and extreme dildos and fantasy-inspired sex toys. If you’ve ever wondered about “out of this world” fun, Hankey’s Toys can help.

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Read up on our features and FAQs pages if you want to learn everything about the best dildos on the internet, whether you’re curious about our giant dildos, medium-sized sex toys, or others. We make it easy to pick your pleasure.  If you have further questions we welcome you to reach out to us here. And if you need any further convincing feel free to check out our giant collection of dildo reviews.

If you’re done reading and want to get shopping make all your (wet) dreams come true, dive in.

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