Mister HankeysMay 07. 2025

How to Celebrate National Masturbation Month with Mr. Hankey’s Toys

A Month of Pleasure: Why Celebrate?

May is National Masturbation Month, and it's about time we all embrace the joy of self-pleasure. It's a month dedicated to prioritizing your own sexual wellness, breaking taboos, and indulging in your desires guilt-free. And what better way to explore your body than with the incredible lineup of handcrafted toys at MrHankeysToys.com?

Whether you're a die-hard fan of realistic dildos, wild about dragon dildos, or curious about that giant dildo you saw on your favorite toy site, there's something for every fantasy and everybody.

Fantasy Meets Function: What Makes Mr. Hankey’s Toys Unique

Mr. Hankey’s Toys offers an unmatched blend of realism and fantasy. Choose from anatomically correct designs based on real models like the Drew Sebastian dildo or go all in with your wildest fantasies; think horse cock dildos, monster dildos, or even hentai-inspired toys. Our fantasy sex toys aren’t just imaginative; they’re built to thrill.

Crafted with dual-density silicone for a lifelike touch, our toys look and feel just like the real thing. Want something that mimics the perfect curve, intricate veins, and a natural shaft texture? You’ve found it. Prefer an out-of-this-world ride? Our dragon dildos and seahorse dildos are ready to transport you to another dimension.
 

Ways to Celebrate National Masturbation Month with Hankey’s Toys
  1. Try Something New

Explore our wide range of huge realistic dildos or fantasy-inspired toys. Whether it’s your first time or you’re a seasoned explorer, this month is your excuse to try that giant dildo you've had your eye on.

  1. Customize Your Pleasure

Every toy is a playground of options, from soft to extra firm, metallic finishes to XXXL sizes. Personalize your next session with toys that are as unique as your desires.

  1. Solo Play & Sensual Rituals

Use this month to reconnect with yourself. Light candles, put on your favorite playlist, and take your time with a perfect penis toy or a massive dildo that stretches your imagination—and maybe a few other things too.

  1. Fantasy Roleplay

Bring your fantasies to life with a BBC dildo or a dragon dildo. Mr. Hankey’s collection is perfect for immersive self-love experiences that go far beyond the ordinary.

 

Why Choose Mr. Hankey’s for Your Solo Celebrations?
  • Body-Safe, Premium Silicone
  • Customizable Size, Color, and Firmness
  • Massive variety of designs: Realistic & Fantasy
  • Designed for extreme satisfaction and long-term durability
  • Made in the USA with artisan craftsmanship

 

Lifestyle Tip: Turn Pleasure into a Routine

Incorporating self-pleasure into your self-care routine can improve mood, improve sleep, and strengthen your connection to your body. Let Mr. Hankey’s Toys be a key part of that wellness journey, offering a sensory escape through toys that deliver powerful pleasure.

 

FAQs

Q: Are Mr. Hankey’s Toys body-safe?
A: Absolutely! All toys are made from hypoallergenic, medical-grade silicone.

Q: How do I clean these toys?
A: After each use, wash with warm water and mild soap or a toy cleaner. Let it air dry before storage.

Q: Can I use these toys with lube?
A: Yes! We recommend water-based lubricants to keep the silicone in top shape.

Q: Which toy should I start with if I'm a beginner?
A: Go for something mid-sized and realistic like the Marco Napoli. It's perfect for first-timers.

Q: Are the sizes really that big?
A: Yes—and we love that! But many of our designs come in smaller sizes, too. Start slowly and find your perfect fit.

 

Ready to Play?

This May, give yourself permission to explore every inch of your desire with Mr. Hankey’s Toys. Whether it’s an ultra-realistic BBC dildo like the Ray Diesel or a mythic dragon dildo, your fantasy starts here. Head to MrHankeysToys.com and find the toy that will change your Masturbation Month forever.