Member since 2025
Highly Disappointed. I left a 5 star review for the small version of the Captain's Hook in Extra Firm. Said I was going to order the next size up (Medium). Did so. Got it today and took it for a test drive. I should preface by saying I now own 8 Mr. Hankey's toys all in Extra Firm and before I ever bought one, I bought the silicone sampler pack to see what firmness best suited me. I honestly didn't notice a huge difference between the Extra Firm and one step down; the Medium firm. I've read endless recommendations from prostate owners here on Mr. Hankey's site in the review sections to get the medium firm or 75% soft and while I now (having tried it) 100% agree you can go to a MUCH larger size toy with the softer silicone choices, I'm not sure I see the point. The added hole for the vacuum cup attachment makes the Captain's Hook model completely limp and trying to ride it causes it to bend and almost fold while it flops around unnaturally inside you. I am frankly shocked at how different the two firmnesses are considering how close on the scale they are. I cannot fathom how the 40 or 75% soft would even work. In any case, I hate to give this 3 stars for something that is clearly my fault in terms of making a poor decision, but I want people to read a more neutral review so hopefully they will avoid the mistake I made. If you want this to stimulate your prostate, you need to get the Extra Firm. If you're just looking to stuff your hole with something mushy....get any of the other choices, though unless you are insanely loose, I have no idea how you're going to get it in, lol. Good luck!
Member since 2025
Fantastic toy, only improvement that could be made is a more pronounced head or rim around the head. Getting ready to order the next size up. I prefer the extra firm option to really target the prostate.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2025
This is the second Captain Hook that I’ve ordered in Large. The first was in 70% soft and the second in Med.Firm. I enjoy both very much. My partner uses these on me with a strap-on harness. I can position myself in a myriad of ways with either dildo and get all kinds of sensations from the angles that this Hook can achieve. The 70% soft feels luxurious as it slip slides in and around through the orifice. You can slowly twist it as you glide in. Amazing. The Med.Firm offers a more purposeful entry and a great ride from behind. Great Fun.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2025
I bought the medium sized one in medium firm. It's a beast. It's so big! Too big! I wish I'd listened to the reviews and gotten the smaller one. I think I'll buy it again though, small size in extra firm, that's probably the best combo!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2025
Great toy! Hits the P-spot perfectly while being stretched at the same time!!!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2025
Oh my god, this captain brought me on a journey that I will never forget. The hook is magical. My wife used this on me for over an hour and at the end, I was a babbling, Shakey, pile of mush. I have never felt so good in my life.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2024
My favorite toy. Medium firm in large and my ass eats it up.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2024
The curve is perfect for running the bottom ridge along one's prostate, it feels so nice! Good quality silicone too
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2024
Update: so my wife LOVES this toy. I call her my little size queen now because I've never ever ever heard or seen her cum this hard ever in our 20+ years together. This toy + licking her clit = rocket launch can't lay still legs going every which way breathing heavily after orgasms. So yes. I highly highly recommend this toy.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2024
Wow is all that I can say. We haven't gotten to try it yet, and my wife hasn't and won't see it until we're done :). She's going to absolutely Love this thing. I bought her the size small and for her it's perfect. Definitely going to have a blast using this on her. Very solid quality looking and feeling.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2024
Fantastic toy, very filling, definitely took some time to find the ideal angle but once we did I was on clown nine!!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2024
Thus is one of my favorite large toys but you really have to warm up first. He is perfect in 40% soft and if you can get all or most of that "hook" inside of you, it's an awesome ride!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2024
Feels linke AK in my baby making mashine
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2024
I bought the Large size but I didn't realise how thick it was. I am Slowly getting more of it in every day. Extra Firm is the way to go! I am contemplating getting the Medium to open me up for a better and harder ride. I recommend that you start with a size-down than the one that you think you may need. I am an experienced Massive dildo rider.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2024
I'm in love with this hankey. It goes perfectly into my hole and make me cum super-fast... Got the medium size on med-firm, just perfect....
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2024
I own both the medium and the large size in med firm. It is amazing and hits the p-spot perfectly! Love it!! Not good on the sex machine though - but get the vac-u-loc anyways so you can mount it and ride it :)
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Got the biggest. At first my hole was like WTF??? After 10 sessions, I've got it down- as in I can sit all the way down... which has been whimpering and shaking in under a minute!!! I'm an anal toy expert, but never knew the ridiculous amount of gooey cream my prostate could squirt and ooze in one session.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Wow! Ordered “Hook” in Large, and 75% Soft. I’m crazy about this toy. My partner uses this in a harness and let me tell you it’s fantastic. Our session in a swing with this toy is long, slow, steady and incredible . It hits all of the places and with this particular softness this feels beautiful. Talk about Sexy! Best massage ..ever. Whew….!! Thank you Mr. Hankey team!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
OMG! this is the Best I have in my collection.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Fantastic nice and thick for a greedy hole I bought the largest one possible and it slipped right down without a problem all the way to the base thank you for making a great product.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Ours is a Large in Med/Firm and there is no way it will not pump every last drop of cum out of you! it’s a little tricky at first for pegging, but once my wife gets it in she sure likes what she can do with it. It doesn’t take long and I’m oozing cum in pulses in sync with her thrusts. Eff’ing wonderful! That stage of play goes on and on with this amazing dildo and the finale is as intense and spectacular as you would imagine. I like the intensity of Med/Firm but’ recently got a few Hankeys in 75% soft and I’m starting to really enjoy the more realistic feel and gentle pleasure that they give. The Hook would be a good candidate for 75% soft if you lean that way. Can’t wait to get an XL!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
how real but much bigger my girlfriend is crazy about it❤️❤️
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
XL in 75% is quite the sensation. 4 different angles produce some amazing Os. I love the way he slips past my 2nd ring and the proceeding “pop” is heavenly. Mounted to the floor or wall or machine seems like the hook can live up to be my captain anytime in many ways. The texture is subtle but noticeable and the rings & bumps make quick work of my booty.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
After warming up with my Horny Rhino large I can now bury this in my hole. Using the large version.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Incredible toy hits my prostate and if you rotate it around it really stretches your anus. It will definitely give you an orgasm It’s my new favourite
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
It’s perfect. I got the small in 75% soft and I thought it would be too big for me, but it is perfect. I do have to warm up with smaller toys first, but that builds anticipation as well. From behind it fits great, and I can thrust against it. Now I’m looking at other Mr. Hankey toys to try. Highly recommend.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
If you want hands free cumming, buy this toy. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Recently, and as I am a girth focused person, I bought Captain's Hook in Large format Med Firm. Hook is definitely doing what it needs to do and it hit my prostate and at the same time stretching my ass with all its width instantly. In the beginning my girlfriend and I were still a bit seeking for the right angle and directions also because of it's big fat circumference in the middle which required some warming up first but once the rhythm and directions were good, and due to the softness of the material, I could let myself go completely and it felt amazing!! The anal sensations from your prostate being massaged make you see stars!!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Amazing toy for pspot (likely gspot as well) stimulation! Might be my new favorite frankly.....was dripping cum within the first few thrusts....then couldn't stop cumming.... Wish it were a bit longer, but the curve really stretches you open. Surprisingly fills my ass and hits the prostate from either position...with the hook facing forward or backward. Just a different, equally pleasurable sensation. Just writing the review makes me want to go take it for another spin, lol!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Whoah. This thing is a beast! I can barely handle it. I’ve taken some big cocks, but the thickness and the curve here are quite a combo. I’m 5’3” 110lbs and small framed. I got the small and this badboy nearly splits me in half. And when I take it all the way in, my legs start shaking, I’m leaking like crazy, and all I can do is whimper. I can’t wait until I train my ass enough to really ride this thing cuz it’s gonna fuck the cum outta me.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Medium 75% soft is perfect. I look forward to more toys from hankeys.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
This is not a toy for a fuck machine. On the floor with the hook to the front works best for me. Large medium firm is what I have.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Da Captain is definitely in charge.. loving it.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Medium is the new XL here I was quite disappointed, having studied the measures, how enormous the Captain's Hook model is. Even the medium size here is way too large for the medium-sized human anatomy, if the point to target the prostate. This will end up in the drawer, and I wish I had bought the default small size.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
This thing is awesome! It's design makes it hit the prostate just right. I was a lil freaked out when I opened the box but once we started playing with it I was amazed how good it felt. I went with a medium size and the medium/firm firmness and I feel like it's the perfect size/firmness for me, and I will say that this being a medium size it is still pretty massive so definitely not a beginners size toy
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Captain hook XL Crazy hook that's a bit tricky to insert, but once it's seated, BAM! It gets the job done.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Bought for my wife, she loved the curve, huge squirt. Def on her favorites list. Med firm, small. Perfect size for semi daily use
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
This was our first Mr Hankey’s toy and I can’t say enough about the amazing build and material quality. We may order the same model in the 40% as we found the 75% a little too intense for us with this amazing curve. We already ordered the Nick Capra toy and are excited to explore more options in the future!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
I got the medium in medium firm. This dildo is fun in either direction and when it rubs that prostate the precum jets out. Love it. I'm going for a large next.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
I can now take the large Med Firm to the base. Gallons of pre cum and loud moans. Can anyone recommend a next size up toy. I'm a girth guy not a depth guy.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
curve felt real nice. silicone is not too soft, not too hard
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
It has great curve appeal, & lives up to it! Good upward stroke!!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
I just took my first ride on Large Med Firm. Wow oh wow. Can't wait until I can have a longer session on it. This was my first purchase from Mr. Hankey's. Very Satisfied!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
It’s a big boy. This is definitely for the more experienced
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
Really good quality product, cleans well, definitely holds its own. Just be sure to really check the sizing before buying. The size is accurate to what it was posted as but still hard to determine until you get it in person. I think I maybe should have gone a size smaller for casual use but for now, I save for my um, special occasions, haha! Still very enjoyable. Will definitely save up for another Hankey's toy in the near future. Thank you!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
I am "HOOKED" on the captain!!!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
Just arrived today and at first glance, easily exceeds my expectations. I can't wait to have this bad boy slamming in to me at 200 rpm :)
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
I ordered the XL in 40%. I played with it in several positions, and found that by turning the toy so that the head is pointed down (upside down), suction cup mounted in the shower wall, me bent over and backed up on it, it felt absolutely amazing. Just taking my time, and enjoying the feeling of it entering me, slowly moving back and forth with just half of it inside me, made me begin shooting cum hands free.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
Was skeptical about this one due to the hook but once it’s inside it drives the prostate crazy. Got it in original with 75% firm and it feels so good. Best piston to really feel the hook is missionary with a fucking machine. Nm
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
Superb quality as always. Not really meant to be used on a sex machine but great for riding. The first time it slide in I actually thought I might cum but yet to no avail.. I still have yet to achieve an anal orgasm but I'm sure it's possible with the amazing quality of Mr Hankey's Toys <3
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
The hook does exactly what it was designed to do. Between hitting the prostate just right and it's decent girth with smooth glide it's immediately a new favorite for me
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
Absolutely love it! Have only had time to go for one ride on it but as soon as I got it of course I had to try it out lol ! Once it popped all the way in and hit my spot I started dripping cum and after a short ride I was gushing all over the place ! Hoping to cummm hands free on my next ride so yea great for prostate milking and I got the largest size and firmer one this time I love it still soft but yet firm great
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
Aye matey the Captain's hook is an abrupt chabge in direction - but if you follow the map on up your starvoard side and abgle rhe hook skillfully, rare treasure awaits you 10 of 10. But mistky for the exoerienced..
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
I bought the large in med firm. The hook is extreme the pressure it puts on the prostate is great. As soon as I put it in I instantly started leaking. I’m definitely going to recommend this one.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
I purchased the biggest one and it’s very unique. It for sure hits different. Depending how you use it it’s like two different toys. Great for prostate and G spot.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
Nice..ordered medium..40 percent..soft texture and thick..quite the hook..We gave it 10 out of 10...
Yes, I recommend this product.
CAPTAIN'S HOOK - SMALL
Circumference near head (rim):
6.3" 16.00cm
Circumference near middle:
6.5" 16.51cm
Circumference near base:
7" 17.78cm
Overall length:
8.25" 20.96cm
Insertable length:
7" 17.78cm
Texture:
Realistic with light vein detail
Strapon Ring Size:
2.5" 6.35cm
Circumference near preputial ring:
6.7" 17.02cm
CAPTAIN'S HOOK - MEDIUM
Circumference near head (rim):
7.5" 19.05cm
Circumference near middle:
7.75" 19.69cm
Circumference near base:
9" 22.86cm
Overall length:
9.75" 24.77cm
Insertable length:
8" 20.32cm
Texture:
Realistic with light vein detail
Strapon Ring Size:
3" 7.62cm
Circumference near preputial ring:
8" 20.32cm
CAPTAIN'S HOOK - LARGE
Circumference near head (rim):
8.5" 21.59cm
Circumference near middle:
9" 22.86cm
Circumference near base:
9.9" 25.15cm
Overall length:
10.75" 27.31cm
Insertable length:
9" 22.86cm
Texture:
Realistic with light vein detail
Strapon Ring Size:
N/A
Circumference near preputial ring:
9.3" 23.62cm
CAPTAIN'S HOOK - XL
Circumference near head (rim):
9.75" 24.77cm
Circumference near middle:
10.15" 25.78cm
Circumference near base:
11.5" 29.21cm
Overall length:
12" 30.48cm
Insertable length:
10" 25.40cm
Texture:
Realistic with light vein detail
Strapon Ring Size:
N/A
Circumference near preputial ring:
10.4" 26.42cm
A NOTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries
Return Policy: Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don't let your eyes get greedier than your hole! Contact me if you have any questions prior to placing your order.
