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RULE 34: CAT DILDO - FOUR SIZES
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Rule 34: Feline Dildo – A Purr-Fectly Playful Design
The Rule 34: Cat Dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is an imaginative and bold creation inspired by the infamous 34th rule of the internet. This handcrafted fantasy dildo brings a playful twist to your collection, merging internet humor with premium quality and functional design. Featuring a smooth, tapered body and feline-inspired accents, it’s perfect for those looking to add a touch of whimsy to their pleasure.
*Pictured in Pale Flesh-Colors are hand mixed so tones may vary.Perfect for Adventurous Users
Whether you’re embracing your inner cat enthusiast or exploring new dimensions of play, the Rule 34: Cat Dildo offers a uniquely satisfying experience. The tapered design allows for comfortable insertion, while the ergonomic curves deliver intense sensations. It's perfect for solo or partnered use, adding excitement and humor to every session.
Looking for a quick 5-10 minute read to help you purchase your own Rule 34: Cat Dildo? Read our blog “A Guide to Choosing the Perfect Fantasy Toys” here.Key Features:
- Feline-Inspired Design: Includes cat-like details, from its tapered and textured “tip” to the wrinkles all around, we aim to deliver an anatomically accurate dildo with a twist
- Balanced Dimensions: 8 inches of insertable length, a circumference of 6 inches near the head, and 7.5 inches at the base.
- Textured, Bulbus Shape: Inspired by the shape of some of our best sellers like the Atlas’ shape and the Horny Rhino’s texture.
Choose the Purr-fect Size That Fits Your Fantasy
The Rule 34: Cat Dildo is available in four versatile sizes— Medium, Large, XL, and 2XL—designed to cater to every level of experience and preference. Whether you’re new to fantasy toys or an advanced size-play enthusiast, this feline-inspired creation offers a tailored fit for all.
Medium: Perfect for exploring the world of fantasy play, the Small size offers approachable dimensions while retaining the lifelike textures and playful design that make this toy unique.Large: Balanced and versatile, the Large size is ideal for users seeking a step up from beginner toys, offering satisfying depth and textured sensations for immersive solo or partnered play.
XL: For those who enjoy bold size and adventurous exploration, the XL size delivers enhanced fullness and deeper penetration, making it a favorite among experienced users.
2XL: Crafted for size enthusiasts craving extreme depth and girth, the 2XL size pushes the boundaries of pleasure. It’s the ultimate choice for collectors and advanced players looking to challenge their limits.
Crafted with Premium Silicone
At Mr. Hankey’s Toys, we are committed to crafting products that are both fun and functional. The Rule 34: Cat Dildo is made from 100% platinum-cured, hypoallergenic silicone, ensuring body-safe use and durability. Whether you’re a collector of whimsical sexual fantasy toys or a connoisseur of fine silicone, this feline-inspired piece is built to impress.Custom Firmness Options:
- 40% Soft: For a lifelike, pliable feel.
- 75% Soft: Balanced for those seeking a playful bounce and structure.
- Medium Firm: Perfect for those desiring consistent pressure.
-
Extra Firm: For bold users looking for an intense experience.
Easy Maintenance for Lasting Fun
Keep your Rule 34: Cat Dildo in top condition with simple care tips:
- Use Water-Based Lubricants: Ensure a smooth and seamless glide.
- Clean Thoroughly: Wash with warm water and mild soap or use a toy-safe cleaner after every use.
- Store Properly: Dry completely and store in a cool, dark place to maintain its premium quality.
Order Now – Add Whimsy to Your Play
Embrace the humor and adventure of Rule 34 with this imaginative, feline-inspired monster dildo. Whether it’s a nod to your favorite internet lore or a playful addition to your collection, the Rule 34: Cat Dildo is sure to make every moment memorable. Order now and let your imagination run wild!Return Policy
Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don't let your eyes get greedier than your hole! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.
A NOTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries.Specifications
NEW! RULE 34: CAT DILDO - FOUR SIZES - MEDIUM
| Circumference near head (rim) |
6" (15.24 cm) |
|---|---|
| Circumference near middle |
9" (22.86 cm) |
| Circumference near base |
7.75" (19.69 cm) |
| Insertable Length |
7.75" (19.69 cm) |
| Overall length |
10.25" (26.04 cm) |
| Strapon Ring Size |
3" (7.62 cm) |
| Texture | muscular shaft with wrinkles surrounding |
NEW! RULE 34: CAT DILDO - FOUR SIZES - LARGE
| Circumference near head (rim) |
7.25" (18.42 cm) |
|---|---|
| Circumference near middle |
10.25" (26.04 cm) |
| Circumference near base |
9" (22.86 cm) |
| Insertable Length |
9.13" (23.19 cm) |
| Overall length |
12" (30.48 cm) |
| Strapon Ring Size |
3" (7.62 cm) |
| Texture | muscular shaft with wrinkles surrounding |
NEW! RULE 34: CAT DILDO - FOUR SIZES - XL
| Circumference near head (rim) |
7.75" (19.69 cm) |
|---|---|
| Circumference near middle |
11.75" (29.85 cm) |
| Circumference near base |
10.25" (26.04 cm) |
| Insertable Length |
10.25" (26.04 cm) |
| Overall length |
13.5" (34.29 cm) |
| Texture | muscular shaft with wrinkles surrounding |
NEW! RULE 34: CAT DILDO - FOUR SIZES - XXL
| Circumference near head (rim) |
8.75" (22.23 cm) |
|---|---|
| Circumference near middle |
13.25" (33.66 cm) |
| Circumference near base |
11.5" (29.21 cm) |
| Insertable Length |
11.75" (29.85 cm) |
| Overall length |
15" (38.1 cm) |
| Texture | muscular shaft with wrinkles surrounding |
Reviews Write a Review
5
I purchased this toy in size XL and soft firmness. I honestly needed something on my size up journey
I purchased this toy in size XL and soft firmness. I honestly needed something on my size up journey, and this seemed like it would do the trick. I wish there were more toys that occupied that space between 11" and 12" circumference. Rather than the big jump straight to 12". With that said, this toy is GREAT, I bought it literally the week it came out and it's provided some amazing play sessions. The way the shape of this toy gets sucked in by you when you finally get just over the girth of the middle... Mind blowing. The texture of the head feels great when you're warming up on it. That little tip at the end tickles deep inside you once you take it all. Again and again, Mr. Hankey's delivers with only the best, in a way only they can provide.
Yes, I recommend this product.
5
I love the detail of this toy so much, the size challenges me on every level and yes I was able to t
I love the detail of this toy so much, the size challenges me on every level and yes I was able to take it all the way! The feeling of this completely inside of me is overwhelming but oh so enjoyable! I look forward to it stretching my hole ever more to the point where I can slide it in and out with minimal ease.
Yes, I recommend this product.
5
Just another example of how fantastic Hankeys toys are! Received the 2xl in 75% soft and couldn't wa
Just another example of how fantastic Hankeys toys are! Received the 2xl in 75% soft and couldn't wait to ride that beautiful dildo. Wow nothing but pleasure all the way down to the base.
Yes, I recommend this product.
5
I got this cat dildo in large and it came in the mail 4 days ago and damn I can’t get enough of it
I got this cat dildo in large and it came in the mail 4 days ago and damn I can’t get enough of it. This sized one fits into a 3” ring nicely, a little snug in the middle, but it gets through. This is my fourth Hankey toy, and definitely my favorite. It has a wonderful shape and just enough texture. If you’re thinking of getting it, do it. It’s a great toy
Yes, I recommend this product.
description
Product Description
Rule 34: Feline Dildo – A Purr-Fectly Playful Design
The Rule 34: Cat Dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is an imaginative and bold creation inspired by the infamous 34th rule of the internet. This handcrafted fantasy dildo brings a playful twist to your collection, merging internet humor with premium quality and functional design. Featuring a smooth, tapered body and feline-inspired accents, it’s perfect for those looking to add a touch of whimsy to their pleasure.
*Pictured in Pale Flesh-Colors are hand mixed so tones may vary.Perfect for Adventurous Users
Whether you’re embracing your inner cat enthusiast or exploring new dimensions of play, the Rule 34: Cat Dildo offers a uniquely satisfying experience. The tapered design allows for comfortable insertion, while the ergonomic curves deliver intense sensations. It's perfect for solo or partnered use, adding excitement and humor to every session.
Looking for a quick 5-10 minute read to help you purchase your own Rule 34: Cat Dildo? Read our blog “A Guide to Choosing the Perfect Fantasy Toys” here.Key Features:
- Feline-Inspired Design: Includes cat-like details, from its tapered and textured “tip” to the wrinkles all around, we aim to deliver an anatomically accurate dildo with a twist
- Balanced Dimensions: 8 inches of insertable length, a circumference of 6 inches near the head, and 7.5 inches at the base.
- Textured, Bulbus Shape: Inspired by the shape of some of our best sellers like the Atlas’ shape and the Horny Rhino’s texture.
Choose the Purr-fect Size That Fits Your Fantasy
The Rule 34: Cat Dildo is available in four versatile sizes— Medium, Large, XL, and 2XL—designed to cater to every level of experience and preference. Whether you’re new to fantasy toys or an advanced size-play enthusiast, this feline-inspired creation offers a tailored fit for all.
Medium: Perfect for exploring the world of fantasy play, the Small size offers approachable dimensions while retaining the lifelike textures and playful design that make this toy unique.Large: Balanced and versatile, the Large size is ideal for users seeking a step up from beginner toys, offering satisfying depth and textured sensations for immersive solo or partnered play.
XL: For those who enjoy bold size and adventurous exploration, the XL size delivers enhanced fullness and deeper penetration, making it a favorite among experienced users.
2XL: Crafted for size enthusiasts craving extreme depth and girth, the 2XL size pushes the boundaries of pleasure. It’s the ultimate choice for collectors and advanced players looking to challenge their limits.
Crafted with Premium Silicone
At Mr. Hankey’s Toys, we are committed to crafting products that are both fun and functional. The Rule 34: Cat Dildo is made from 100% platinum-cured, hypoallergenic silicone, ensuring body-safe use and durability. Whether you’re a collector of whimsical sexual fantasy toys or a connoisseur of fine silicone, this feline-inspired piece is built to impress.Custom Firmness Options:
- 40% Soft: For a lifelike, pliable feel.
- 75% Soft: Balanced for those seeking a playful bounce and structure.
- Medium Firm: Perfect for those desiring consistent pressure.
-
Extra Firm: For bold users looking for an intense experience.
Easy Maintenance for Lasting Fun
Keep your Rule 34: Cat Dildo in top condition with simple care tips:
- Use Water-Based Lubricants: Ensure a smooth and seamless glide.
- Clean Thoroughly: Wash with warm water and mild soap or use a toy-safe cleaner after every use.
- Store Properly: Dry completely and store in a cool, dark place to maintain its premium quality.
Order Now – Add Whimsy to Your Play
Embrace the humor and adventure of Rule 34 with this imaginative, feline-inspired monster dildo. Whether it’s a nod to your favorite internet lore or a playful addition to your collection, the Rule 34: Cat Dildo is sure to make every moment memorable. Order now and let your imagination run wild!Return Policy
Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don't let your eyes get greedier than your hole! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.
A NOTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries.Specifications
NEW! RULE 34: CAT DILDO - FOUR SIZES - MEDIUM
| Circumference near head (rim) |
6" (15.24 cm) |
|---|---|
| Circumference near middle |
9" (22.86 cm) |
| Circumference near base |
7.75" (19.69 cm) |
| Insertable Length |
7.75" (19.69 cm) |
| Overall length |
10.25" (26.04 cm) |
| Strapon Ring Size |
3" (7.62 cm) |
| Texture | muscular shaft with wrinkles surrounding |
NEW! RULE 34: CAT DILDO - FOUR SIZES - LARGE
| Circumference near head (rim) |
7.25" (18.42 cm) |
|---|---|
| Circumference near middle |
10.25" (26.04 cm) |
| Circumference near base |
9" (22.86 cm) |
| Insertable Length |
9.13" (23.19 cm) |
| Overall length |
12" (30.48 cm) |
| Strapon Ring Size |
3" (7.62 cm) |
| Texture | muscular shaft with wrinkles surrounding |
NEW! RULE 34: CAT DILDO - FOUR SIZES - XL
| Circumference near head (rim) |
7.75" (19.69 cm) |
|---|---|
| Circumference near middle |
11.75" (29.85 cm) |
| Circumference near base |
10.25" (26.04 cm) |
| Insertable Length |
10.25" (26.04 cm) |
| Overall length |
13.5" (34.29 cm) |
| Texture | muscular shaft with wrinkles surrounding |
NEW! RULE 34: CAT DILDO - FOUR SIZES - XXL
| Circumference near head (rim) |
8.75" (22.23 cm) |
|---|---|
| Circumference near middle |
13.25" (33.66 cm) |
| Circumference near base |
11.5" (29.21 cm) |
| Insertable Length |
11.75" (29.85 cm) |
| Overall length |
15" (38.1 cm) |
| Texture | muscular shaft with wrinkles surrounding |
Reviews
5
I purchased this toy in size XL and soft firmness. I honestly needed something on my size up journey
I purchased this toy in size XL and soft firmness. I honestly needed something on my size up journey, and this seemed like it would do the trick. I wish there were more toys that occupied that space between 11" and 12" circumference. Rather than the big jump straight to 12". With that said, this toy is GREAT, I bought it literally the week it came out and it's provided some amazing play sessions. The way the shape of this toy gets sucked in by you when you finally get just over the girth of the middle... Mind blowing. The texture of the head feels great when you're warming up on it. That little tip at the end tickles deep inside you once you take it all. Again and again, Mr. Hankey's delivers with only the best, in a way only they can provide.
Yes, I recommend this product.
5
I love the detail of this toy so much, the size challenges me on every level and yes I was able to t
I love the detail of this toy so much, the size challenges me on every level and yes I was able to take it all the way! The feeling of this completely inside of me is overwhelming but oh so enjoyable! I look forward to it stretching my hole ever more to the point where I can slide it in and out with minimal ease.
Yes, I recommend this product.
5
Just another example of how fantastic Hankeys toys are! Received the 2xl in 75% soft and couldn't wa
Just another example of how fantastic Hankeys toys are! Received the 2xl in 75% soft and couldn't wait to ride that beautiful dildo. Wow nothing but pleasure all the way down to the base.
Yes, I recommend this product.
5
I got this cat dildo in large and it came in the mail 4 days ago and damn I can’t get enough of it
I got this cat dildo in large and it came in the mail 4 days ago and damn I can’t get enough of it. This sized one fits into a 3” ring nicely, a little snug in the middle, but it gets through. This is my fourth Hankey toy, and definitely my favorite. It has a wonderful shape and just enough texture. If you’re thinking of getting it, do it. It’s a great toy
Yes, I recommend this product.