Hankey's Toys

CHORIZO N' EGGS - FIVE SIZES

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Product Description

 
Chorizo N’ Eggs Silicone Dildo – Bold Stretch and Unmatched Realism

Step up your size-play game with the Chorizo N’ Eggs Silicone Dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys—a masterpiece of lifelike design and bold sensations. Built for advanced users and size enthusiasts, this premium silicone dildo combines girthy realism, customizable options, and an unmistakable presence. Whether exploring solo or diving into shared fantasies, Chorizo N’ Eggs promises an unparalleled adventure in pleasure.

(Pictured in Natural Tan—Colors are hand-mixed; tones may vary.)

 
Crafted for Bold Exploration

Feel every inch of lifelike texture as the Chorizo N’ Eggs delivers a thrilling and satisfying stretch. From its rounded, smooth head to its hefty shaft and sculpted balls, this dildo offers a uniquely immersive experience. The realistic weight and design ensure it presses, grinds, and fills in ways that elevate every session, whether solo exploration or shared play. This bold silicone toy is not just about size; it’s about capturing every nuance of realism, making each moment unforgettable.

 
Five Sizes for Every Level of Play

Whether you’re easing into advanced size play or looking for the ultimate girth-focused challenge, the Chorizo N’ Eggs comes in five distinct sizes for you to eat up:

  • Small: Ideal for beginners exploring lifelike textures.
  • Medium: A balanced choice for intermediate users.
  • Large/XL: Perfect for those ready for bold, immersive sensations.
  • XXL: Crafted for seasoned size enthusiasts seeking intense satisfaction.
  • XXXL: The pinnacle of oversized silicone toys, built for the ultimate stretch.
 
Designed for Realism and Comfort

The Chorizo N’ Eggs Silicone Dildo is a testament to superior craftsmanship. Its platinum-cured silicone construction ensures a body-safe, hypoallergenic experience. Sculpted to mimic lifelike details, including realistic veins, uncut tip, curves, and full, weighted balls, it’s designed to hit every mark for advanced size-play enthusiasts. With its smooth finish and robust durability, this dildo offers a luxurious feel that’s perfect for extended sessions.

 
Customizable Firmness Levels

Tailor your experience with four firmness options designed to enhance your play:

  • 40% Soft: A pliable, lifelike feel for gentle exploration.
  • 75% Soft: Balanced for comfort and controlled play.
  • Medium Firm: A solid choice for deep, consistent pressure.
  • Extra Firm: Built for intense, controlled sensations.

Unsure of your desired level of firmness? Order our Sample Pack to touch and feel the different options, helping you choose the perfect firmness for your experience.

 
Enhance Your Chorizo N’ Eggs Experience with Accessories

Take your play with the Chorizo N’ Eggs realistic dildo to the next level with premium accessories designed for versatility and comfort:

  • Lubricants: Choose from various high-quality lubricants to ensure smooth, seamless play.
  • Mr. S Leather Harnesses (Vac-U-Hole Compatible): These are perfect for secure, hands-free fun when adding a vac-u-hole to your toy.
  • Mr. S Leather Corey J Harness: This harness is ring-compatible and adaptable to any ring size for personalized support and stability.
  • Suction Cups (4" and 7"): Add versatility with sturdy suction cups designed for toys ordered with a vac-u-hole.

Order your accessories today to unlock new ways to explore and enhance every moment with Chorizo N’ Eggs.

 
Care Instructions for Long-Lasting Enjoyment
  1. Lube Smartly: Use lubricants for smooth play.
  2. Clean Thoroughly: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a toy-safe cleaner.
  3. Store Properly: Dry completely and store in a cool, dark place to preserve the premium silicone texture.
 
Order Now – Redefine Your Play

Why wait to experience bold sensations and lifelike realism? The Chorizo N’ Eggs Silicone Dildo is your gateway to advanced size play and immersive exploration. Crafted for size lovers and advanced couples, it’s more than a toy—it’s a statement. Order today and discover why this premium silicone masterpiece is a favorite among collectors and enthusiasts.

 

Return Policy

Due to the intimate nature of our products, returns are only accepted for defective items. Please review the dimensions and specifications carefully before purchasing. Our team is here to answer any questions.

 

A Note About International Orders

We ship worldwide in discreet, unmarked packaging for your privacy. Customers are responsible for any applicable duties and taxes upon delivery.

Specifications

CHORIZO N' EGGS - FIVE SIZES - SMALL
Circumference near head (rim) 6.2"
(15.75 cm)
Circumference near middle 7"
(17.78 cm)
Circumference near base 6.75"
(17.15 cm)
Insertable Length 6.2"
(15.75 cm)
Overall length 8.10"
(20.57 cm)
Strapon Ring Size 2.50"
(6.35 cm)
Texture Realistic with light skin texture
CHORIZO N' EGGS - FIVE SIZES - MEDIUM
Circumference near head (rim) 7.5"
(19.05 cm)
Circumference near middle 8.5"
(21.59 cm)
Circumference near base 8"
(20.32 cm)
Insertable Length 7.3"
(18.54 cm)
Overall length 9.50"
(24.13 cm)
Strapon Ring Size 3.00"
(7.62 cm)
Texture Realistic with light skin texture
CHORIZO N' EGGS - FIVE SIZES - LG/XL
Circumference near head (rim) 8.7"
(22.1 cm)
Circumference near middle 9.8"
(24.89 cm)
Circumference near base 9.3"
(23.62 cm)
Insertable Length 8.5"
(21.59 cm)
Overall length 11.00"
(27.94 cm)
Strapon Ring Size 3.00"
(7.62 cm)
Texture Realistic with light skin texture
CHORIZO N' EGGS - FIVE SIZES - XXL
Circumference near head (rim) 9.9"
(25.15 cm)
Circumference near middle 11.2"
(28.45 cm)
Circumference near base 10.6"
(26.92 cm)
Insertable Length 9.6"
(24.38 cm)
Overall length 12.00"
(30.48 cm)
Strapon Ring Size NA
Texture Realistic with light skin texture
CHORIZO N' EGGS - FIVE SIZES - XXXL
Circumference near head (rim) 11.88"
(30.18 cm)
Circumference near middle 13.44"
(34.14 cm)
Circumference near base 12.94"
(32.87 cm)
Insertable Length 11.2"
(28.45 cm)
Overall length 14.38"
(36.53 cm)
Strapon Ring Size NA
Texture Realistic with light skin texture

Reviews Write a Review

Member since 3 years
Amazing. Got the small in 40%. Love the smooth thick shaft, the length is perfect to pound to the b
Amazing. Got the small in 40%. Love the smooth thick shaft, the length is perfect to pound to the balls. Leaves my butt so open and sloppy.
recommendedTick Yes, I recommend this product.
As a 1st time buyer, I wasn’t sure how big it would actually be. I shoulda got the medium, as I ca
As a 1st time buyer, I wasn’t sure how big it would actually be. I shoulda got the medium, as I can barely fit the head inside me (I got the xl). The quality is excellent. The vacu-hole is not a suction like I thought, but it is heavy enough to stand on its own. Also maybe think about cut vs uncut as I could the foreskin on my hole (great if it fits, slightly irritating when repeatedly trying to fit it in). Can’t wait to get the whole thing in me one day
recommendedTick Yes, I recommend this product.
I'm happy with my purchase of the Chorizo n' Eggs XXL. I read many reviews before I made a decision
I'm happy with my purchase of the Chorizo n' Eggs XXL. I read many reviews before I made a decision on what size to order. One common theme many had were the size being way bigger than they figured. I wasn't that lucky. Mine measured just like the details stated it would be. It's still is a good feeling toy that I'm pleased to own. I've already got my eye on another model that I won't be so conservative about the size.
recommendedTick Yes, I recommend this product.
Medium in medium firm. Firmness is spot on. Texture great for a sensitive ass. I bought this as my w
Medium in medium firm. Firmness is spot on. Texture great for a sensitive ass. I bought this as my wife wanted something to hit a little deeper and this is perfect.
recommendedTick Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 3 years
Rating: 5/5 stars
Very good
recommendedTick Yes, I recommend this product.

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