Member since 2025
Very nice looking toy. Definitely a toy you should display. I got it in silver with metallic and beautiful. It has some pretty good texture and size to. Everyone has to have some form of alien toy in their collection.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2025
One of my favorite toys too! I have it in 2 sizes and each is perfect for own purpose. Smaller- for full speed sexmachine (any hole), bigger- riding and stretching. Toy stand hard enough on the floor to push yourself on it harder and has balanced texture to play fast with sexmachine (haha riding also could be fast for sure) and for slow deep stretching too- it has enough ribs and dots for good feelings, but no too much. So This toy in my top 10 list placed definitely!!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2024
I just got this in Large Med Firm. I have the ‘Captains Hook’ and ‘Horney Rino’ both in large that I can take take to the base. Gotta say this is a big step up in girth. Challenging but with the Ffausten lube a fun stretching session.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2024
Oh! Pressure in all the right places. You can tease yourself with the head and nicely stretch when you're ready to go deep. Small, 75%. Looks beautiful and feels great.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
This should be a five star toy. I have used many Hankey's toys. By fay this is the best. Those bulbous nubs are perfect stimulation before you shove this all up in ya.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
I own 14 Mr Hankey's Toys. I own TWO Kthulus! One large and one XXL in 75% softness. Wishing I had purchased this toy in 40% softness. The 40% soft is well worth the extra money if you like soft toys. Kthulu is at the very top of my list. Incredible toy all around. Wobbling around on the head helps loosen you up for the fat middle. Incredible feeling when you make it past the middle and it gets sucked up inside your body. The texture of this thing is PERFECT for holding on to lube. You'll rarely need to reapply!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Very excellent quality, a little pricey, I'm quite satisfied ;)
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
It took me awhile to have the time to mount this bad boy but once I did it was well worth the effort. I came a lot and came hard and I'm writing this in the just kicking back into my senses haze of orgasm. I know some of you will take the much larger size like a champ. I was happy to ride the small because once I slipped past the middle knots I was in perfectly stuffed heaven. Thanks for another fantastic toy and the specs to compare them too. I would have bought the medium like I have in your other toys and I wouldn't be able to walk later.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
It feels amazing as every bump and ripple enter my ass. Wish they made it in 4x
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
OMG! I just got this one yesterday. The head is bigger than my XXXL Minotaur but more conned so mounting it was better than I expected. When I crested the glans at just under 11" my man cunt sucked it right in followed but a cum squirt...Fantastic. Now past the middle you have to slid over the almost 13" round and smooth tenteticles, so almost same width Minotaur but smoother and plunger down to the base at nearly over 12" deep in my ass. Rode it for almost 20 minutes of none stop cum squirts without ever touching my cock. Searching for horse cock now!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Got this as my new warmup toy, it's fantastic (pun intended)! Great texture and variable diameter just feels so good!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
good material and detail in the whole thing, from top to bottom a masterpiece. got the large one, bit heavy for the machine. great detail and smooth ridges but also easy to clean. 5th toy.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
after a good stretch able to take it all, still needs more time to work it
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
Great product.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
Got this in the large size for some prostate action. I gotta say once you get it going the ride is amazing. Those nubs on the head will have your toes curling leaving you yearning for more. Got it about halfway down the rest of the shaft and the stretch had my dick oozing. I managed to ream my ass for a good hour with this bad boy until my hole was a gaping mess. I was a good kind of sore the next day. I would highly recommend this for anyone looking to add something with some comfortable texture to their toolbox. Can’t wait to try work my way up to the XL in the future.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
Well worth it, feels and move differently that my Mr. Hankey Dildo. The variations of texture feel great! The variation in girth also anchors in place when half way in a big plus
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
Love the feeling it gives you as it slides into me , great toy to have too open you up . Fantastic Job MrHankeystoys 10 out of 10
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
Worth it! I have no regrets. I had never bought something like this before and decided to go with a medium 75% softness. In retrospect, I needed the small, but what can I say, my eyes were bigger than my vaginal canal. I struggled in the beginning, but once I found the right position and my partner helped me, it was nothing but shaking bliss. The head feels amazing. I honestly don't know if I can put the whole experience into words. 10/10!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
First time Hankey's buyer, wanted something better quality/more reliable than my previous shops of fantasy toys. Grabbed the medium size (medfirm) because it was just a little bit bigger than my current biggest toy. The vac-u-hole was the big seller, because my husband likes to use these toys on me, and we got a handle for it for better grip. And omg I have no words. The fact that it can twist at the same time, and the thickness in the middle, and the weird, detailed texturing on the knobbed head, well...let's just say this is a huge win and money well spent. I will most definitely be coming back to Hankey's over and over.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
I picked up the medium for my partner. She is staring her journey with large toys. This one is a beautiful challenge! We could not be happier. Great quality, texture, and design. Can’t wait to buy more!!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Bought the Lg . The middle is really wide, wow. Feels great
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Simply Fantastic AMAB/Enbee/Pan As a relative beginner with larger toys I got this in the small size. It arrived all the way in Australia much quicker than I thought it would in a pandemic. Firstly Cthulhu is beautifully made. A piece of art. Metallic Green was the only colour I could imagine this in and on the evidence I was right. 75% softness seemed about right. I should be clear that this is my first toy from Mr Hankey. The overwhelming attraction is that I am really looking to put something in me that isn't modelled on a human cock. So, how did it go. In a word amazing. If you want two, mind-blowing. This toy is right on the outer edges of my experience in terms of girth. But in it went. All the way, first time. the tentacles and other textured areas are there all the way. The softness and compliance were just perfect. And then out, and in, and out. For quite some time. This toy is just perfect. So perfect that I'm thinking that I should have gone for the medium, but plotting a course toward the large. Thanks Mr Hankey this will not be my last toy from you. I can't think of a reason to consider going anywhere else right now.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Large - A good solid fill er upper! The small head makes for easy insertion, then the widening tentacles provide a nice stretch. I'm using this one to open up my ass slowly so I can take the bigger toys in our collection. Like the Dragon-XL and the Seahorse-XXXL
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Tentacles are perfect...for some, like me. the wide "body" however is too wide for these 2 girls. Fortunately I like the tentacles but they just tease my partner to....thats it, just teasing.
Member since 2021
Used to use a John H dildo for 'warm up' before my XXL Lampwick but this has become my lovely mistress for that line of fore play. At 75% XL this is a lovely dream gaping me to the edge of bigger things to cum - though sometimes I say 'to hell with it' and let her finish what she started because it feels (fills?) so damn good riding her all the way down having that base slap my ass.
Yes, I recommend this product.
KTHULU - SMALL
Circumference near head (rim):
6.50" 16.51cm
Circumference near middle:
7.75" 19.69cm
Circumference near base:
6.38" 16.21cm
Overall length:
9.50" 24.13cm
Insertable length:
7.50" 19.05cm
Texture:
Knobby Head and Squid-like tentacles
Strapon Ring Size:
2.50" 6.35cm
KTHULU - MEDIUM
Circumference near head (rim):
8.00" 20.32cm
Circumference near middle:
9.50" 24.13cm
Circumference near base:
8.00" 20.32cm
Overall length:
11.13" 28.27cm
Insertable length:
9.50" 24.13cm
Texture:
Knobby Head and Squid-like tentacles
Strapon Ring Size:
3.00" 7.62cm
KTHULU - LARGE
Circumference near head (rim):
9.38" 23.83cm
Circumference near middle:
11.13" 28.27cm
Circumference near base:
9.50" 24.13cm
Overall length:
12.63" 32.08cm
Insertable length:
11.00" 27.94cm
Texture:
Knobby Head and Squid-like tentacles
Strapon Ring Size:
N/A
KTHULU - XXL
Circumference near head (rim):
10.88" 27.64cm
Circumference near middle:
12.88" 32.72cm
Circumference near base:
11.00" 27.94cm
Overall length:
14.25" 36.20cm
Insertable length:
12.50" 31.75cm
Texture:
Knobby Head and Squid-like tentacles
Strapon Ring Size:
N/A
A NOTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries
Return Policy: Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don't let your eyes get greedier than your hole! Contact me if you have any questions prior to placing your order.
