TAINTACLE - FOUR SIZES

Member since 2024

Just unpacked and already in love with the Taintacle XXL. The suction cups from the taintacle are noticeable and you can perfectly let this motherfucker slide into your deep hole. It is a fantastically shape and firm dildo with lovely feelings. Need to work on this one to get it all in!!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2023

I own 14 Mr Hankey's Toys. I own the Taintacle XXL, in 75% softness. Wishing I had purchased this toy in 40% softness. The 40% soft is well worth the extra money if you like soft toys. I think 40% would make this toy a little more manageable as well. It has a bit of an offset that can make reaching the bottom difficult in 75% softness. Excellent toy all around though, looks absolutely fantastic.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2023

Yeah so this was so deeply embedded in my greedy pussy that it kept deposits of my cum upon removal. I bought it as a potential replacement for the Venomous Tongue and oh it is so much more than that. It's girthy enough combined with the curve and little sculpted suckers that it is just a little bit of bliss.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2023

I love the Taintacle, my order was shipped very quickly, and the size color and feel were all great, I have abused it for months. Then I got a large (learned my lesson from the first order) Centaur in brown. It looks so real! I can't keep my hands off of it! The fit and finish are Heaven! This is perfect! Perfect Design, Perfect execution, and Perfect fit! If I didn't have a job I know what I would do ALL DAY! after a few days I was able to sit on it, OMG! I love this Centaur!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2023

-Very nice Not for absolute beginners but with some practice this toy is exceptional. (I got my Taintacle in Medium size with medium firmness. Note that Mr. Hankey's Medium Firm is quite a bit firmer than Bad Dragon's medium Firmness) The suckers are very noticeable and feel great. I also think the firmness and the quality material do a lot for the pleasure factor. The aggressive curve however, makes this toy somewhat difficult to insert even for experienced players. I find I need to be on a hard surface and use the force of gravity to get this guy all the way in. You're gonna need more lube than your typical toy.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2022

Good one

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2022

I forgot to mention that I have the XXL size and my hole and I enjoy that full feeling! Oink

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2022

Love thé feel as Taintacle goes up my hole! A great textural feel from the suckers and the stretch from the increasing diameter toward the base. Thanks for another great product!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2022

Love it, so cute! Will have pride of place on my shelf lmao. The firmness is just perfect too!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2022

XXL If you love 'em BIG and a bit deep, but need the deep part to be thinner, then this is your toy! The slow taper to the widest part near the base is perfect, and with some patience I can get past the bump, thanks to the thin tip! Great stretch combined with that deep feeling.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2022

Small was a great fit. These toys are definitely big.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2022

For someone who isn’t interested in phallic toys, this is a crown jewel in a collection. I started with the Large in 75% Soft, the metallic green is phenomenal. To date, I’ve not found anything to the level of quality of Hankey’s Silicone. It retains lubricity extremely well, holds it’s shape, and cleans easily. The flange on the Large was attainable once I learned how to support the base and lean into the toy. I prefer the suckers facing forwards but the tip does start to poke me if I bounce at full depth. This is a go to toy, in my top 3 for quick results with minimal recovery time. I ended up buying the XL, 75% Soft again but in Black. This one is obviously more difficult but not as much the base diameter as a combination of depth and tip shape. The tip forms a point and is well supported by an immediate taper to a larger diameter. This poses a problem for me as I get near the base. It pokes… I’ve had a few instances where I had to stop completely after too much targeted pressure at the point. This is no fault of the toy, it’s the reality of my build. I do have narrow hips and that makes anything over 3.5” in diameter a real challenge if it’s not a more oval shape. The give and slipperiness of the toy do a great job at helping push limits. The XL will probably be the max I’ll ever take if I conquer it one day. That’s a testament to the toy, I really don’t think you can go wrong with this one, just size appropriately and approach the flange with care and humility on the larger end of the scale. Other company’s tentacle toys with suckers have been too aggressive and really force me to be cautious. You can wrestle the Taintacle much more easily once you learn how to keep it from spinning around. I wish the XL was 1-2” shorter, it would be my absolute favorite toy. The targeted stretch is incredibly addicting.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Bigger then I thought even after taking measurements, not in a bad way though it'll be a fun challenge, love the texture on it!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Now that's a big one for sure. Had to measure it to be sure but ordered an xl by accident somehow or it was sent to me. Still going to keep it though. I'm pretty sure it's actually an xxl with how it barely tapers at all. Any way, it's a goal now I guess

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Der gebogene Teil ist schon echt Wahnsinn.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

I got the largest size and it’s great, the only issue I’ve run into so far is that the balance is a little off on it so it likes to fall over before I get it worked in. But I really enjoy this toy and is definitely going to be something I use for a long time

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Perfect

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Amazing toy, to much fun to play with can't leave it alone.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Love this new toy, such a fun challenge

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

As a pussy pleaser this is just what the doctor ordered. My wife loves the texture and the taper . It’s easy to get in and stretches nice and easy

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Real good

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Goes in nicely and play time is great.. Bigger than I thought it would be I will get it all inside..

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Noice

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Super fun and awesome. The only problem is that it won’t fit in a strap-on harness. This tentacle can’t be harnessed.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

A fun toy to have around for every once in a while use. It’s large at the base and the softness of it makes it difficult to get all the way down on it, unless your using super slick lube, like J. Once it’s in, it’s fucking crazy good.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

This monster (lg/xl) is a beautifully made toy!! Make sure you do measurements on your current largest toy and compare to the size you buy here! They are indeed massive, and true to the specs provided by the company. The vac-u-lock hole is very very handy for toys of this size, as they don't really stand up on their own when trying to insert. What I do is put the vac-u-lock attachment through a five pound steel weight and then attach the dildo, so that you essentially have a wider, 5 lb base that keeps it up right no matter what, and keeps it from lifting off the ground when you lift off the toy. I will certainly be ordering from this company in the future. Excellent customer service, excellent toy, very happy buyer!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

I haven’t yet gotten it, but based off of other people’s reviews I’d say that it is defiantly something you should take a look at when shopping at Mr Hankeys Toys. Compared to some other companies, this toy gives you that full feeling at the bottom that other toys don’t have. The unique S curve and tapered design should give it an easy insert for both beginners and experts alike, but may be hard to put in anal if you order 75% soft. And the foundation of the toy is just eye catching! If you are into deep cave exploration, getting stretched, and sci-fi. This toy will fulfill your desires.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Love it!! The small tip allows it to glide with ease, and the knot gives a delicious stretch!!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Overall it's great, would not complain

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

First time buyer...Love it! I bought the 75% Soft and it’s a little difficult to ride solo-handsfree given the curvy shape, might be a lot easier if I went with the more firm option, but that’s on me not Mr Hankey. I got the vac-u-lock base and just need to find a suction cup attachment or something to keep it steady. I am pretty experienced in anal play, gaping specifically, so I went with the medium size and softer construction In hopes that it wouldn’t be too hard to take all the way and let me tell you, the sizes advertised are pretty damn accurate. I have a tailors tape (floppy tape line) I used to get an idea of how big it was, almost bought the largest one based on the usually inaccuracies described on some other websites, but nope, I’m very glad I went with the medium for now. I’ve only been able to get just passed the “suction cups”...for now...I absolutely will buy another toy from these guys, I’m going to try the firm next for curvy shapes, but I think the 75% Soft would be amazing for the realistic/straighter shapes...

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Absolutely amazing.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

This item is very fun and the firmness for the green is just right for me, it is a little unwieldy but that is too be expected with more novel items such as this

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Love the texture and design.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

OMG, love this thing.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

This thing is MASSIVE! A little softer then I hoped for but that's on me. Fantastic manufacturing. Very high quality product. Would go one higher on firmness in the future though.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

The taintacle has a very nice tapering width increase. I am still working on taking the entire length! But it is a very nice toy!!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

A very unique dildo. A little hard to get it started because of how it bends but after you get it started it's awesome.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Colour

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Definitely one of my top favorite toys. This toy, in my opinion, is Better enjoyed when working it slowly to feel every tantalizing pleasure inside you!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

I got the XXL 75% soft . It's massive !!! So far I've only managed to insert it as far as the tentacles. It's really flexible and feels amazing though, I'm slowly working on getting it the rest of the way :))

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Ordered two in different sizes for my wife to use with a Doc Johnson machine she owns. Needless to say, she is quite satisfied. She uses the larger one on the machine in her vagina while I use the other one on her anus. She orgasms several times and in the process I get more than warmed up and able to finish her off easily when I'm ready to get off. Great way to satisfy her libido and not leave her hanging.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

The shape makes it fairly difficult to insert and use. I'm glad I got the Vac-U-lock hole so i can add the knuckleduster handle which makes it easer to thrust, otherwise it's a very slippery beast once lubed, and lubed it will need to be and with thick, sticky lube that won't just run off the toy. When you heavily lube it up the sliminess does make it seem more legitimately taintaclesque, which is probably the highlight from using it. I think it's a shame the suckers weren't more pronounced like many of the competitors, because they were fairly dull, shallow and barely present and it just felt like a missed opportunity because the rest of it is so smooth that was the only chance to add texture so it would have been better to go wild with that, but it just feel muted and meh. Insertion suckers up seemed to be the way to do it, but honestly it was quite underwhelming. With the size it can stretch, but so can literally ANY big dildo... Ultimately I could sum up my feelings about this as "meh, it's fine". There isn't anything really wrong with it, it's just not that interesting. When we used it ultimately it just wasn't that useful and we switched back to other toys because this just wasn't that useful, exciting, or enjoyable and we were quickly bored with it. It was fine, but meh. Was it worth it? Absolutely not. We also ordered a custom colour, but sadly that was disappointing too. But the colour isn't that important, we were trying to go for a creature from the deep vibe with the colour, should have just stuck with basic black, that's pretty much what it ended up like anyway.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Well done, build quality and manufacturing is exemplary. Added to that is the very responsive team and quick shipping internationally in the midst of a global pandemic

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

This would be my 6th or 7th toy by Mr Hankey and my first review only because of how awesome it is. I got the large in 40% squish and oh my lord it was such fun. I can't fully get the whole knot yet but almost have it half way down. Anyways amazing ride that requires playing around and exploring to find the right angle and way to insert but most fun.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Very awesome. It's a pity now that I know you

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Still working on figuring the best technique for full penetration. A little tricky but has an amazing feel to it.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

It's a great shape. It's not as soft and flexible as I was hoping so it's a little too big. I should've gotten on size smaller

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Another great toy for my collection!!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Amazing

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

This was well worth the money!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

The toy is excellent, and works perfectly with the vac-u-loc attachment on my fucking machine! That said I got slapped with a heafty (Canadian) border tax and FedEx didn't have a way to pay it online, so it didn't get delivered to my house, and had to go pick it up

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Taintacle - absolutely amazing! the smooth underside and the "sucker" side of the taintacle give an amazing contrasting feel. The slim pointed tip makes penetration easy and erotic.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Very happy with my order

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Got med firms med large. Has bad angle for insertion of ur on your own

Member since 2021

This toy is a fantastic beast! A perfect combination of length & girth, the curves add extra fun as well. I ordered the 2nd largest size with standard firmness and it's just right, add a vacu-lock suction cup or handle and you're set. Great for opening me up for the XXXPLORER I purchased awhile back.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Not really the toy makers fault i just found the soft was much to firm for me and i didnt really get to use mine sucessfully.

Member since 2021

Really fills you up. Feels GREAT.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Unable to decide which way is front. Weird entry angle means clever body positioning is a must to bring this one fully in. Once in, great feeling. The wrestling match to get there is 3 stars

Member since 2021

May 27, 2020 Bought the small and was little disappointed in the size. So bought The large and man it’s great ! Can’t wait to stretch my ass with the whole thing

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Waaaay bigger than expected and hard to get in. Were the bend is makes it difficult to push in because of the give. It bends to much when pushed hard

Member since 2021

Love the texture and stretch

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

It feels really good, being so big it's hard to maneuver especially when lubed up.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Taintacle, small and soft. It took a few attempts to get used to the length, uncomfortable at first but now it is addictive. I keep going deeper and deeper!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Damn its big butt it feels great

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Is too soft. Hard to get inside.

Member since 2021

For the experienced, size das matter.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Like the toy but we better with the Suction cup

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Love it, the best texture ever

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

This is my first from hankeystoys. I got the smallest size because I am not a size queen and it still fills me easily. This toy is very comfortable even when used quickly. There is a nice taper and a knot at the end which feels great. The suction cups add more intense pleasure without damaging your sensitive tissues. I usually don’t “finish” when I do anal but this tentacle has me finish each time. This immediately became my favorite and go to toy. I am definitely a fan of hankeystoys and can’t wait to get more

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

So I've made it almost half way down this thing so far. Easy does it I say. This thing is a blast and has an interesting shape that I look forward to getting all the way in me one day. Totally worth it!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

TainticleXXL is a great ride. And unexpected pleasure. That said I still haven’t mastered him all the way to the bottom, and that’s part of the fun. In the soft version that I have, he’s squirmy and sometimes hard to manage and it’s fun trying to figure out which way to insert him. It’s not obvious, and I discovered for me it goes in best what I thought was backwards. He’ll get a lot of use with me.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Wow is really all I can say is about mr.hankeys their custom colors are amazing for those that have a toy fetish like my self I bought six in one week large seahorse was my first,my eyes overloaded me so had to go to a medium same with the beawolf but look forward to the experience also got the bfg also got the taintacle now I got centaur in my wish list and 4 others and many more to cum!! One of the best attributes is they have no scent to them *WARMING*VERY ADDICTIVE thank you mr.hankeys

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Awesome toy - it took me over the edge quickly...i have some work to do :) thanks guys for the great stuff, hah!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

March 29, 2020 Love the flexibility and challenge of taking this monster all the way down!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

First toy from Mr. Hankey was the XXL. In a word, amazing. As others have said this this is absolutely huge, the tip can be a little bit pointy and the curves are quite pronounced, but overall an awesome experience and exhilarating challenge. Not quite able to take the whole thing yet, but soon enough and loving every minute of the journey. Also - the Fist Powder lube that came with it was a nice surprise and its also amazing! Saving up for my next toy!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Havin fun with my sexual hentai fantasties with my other sex toys. So big fan of big dildos lol.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

I like the design, the color, the feel. Really the feel. Would love more products from you.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Phenomenal - Material forgiving enough to fit right, but still firm to maintain shape and give all the stretch you want and need.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

I have some work to do.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

This thing is awesome. It took a few try’s to master. But we got it. Definitely the go to now.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Excellent toy, after a quick ride stuffing this in my hole, I think I would have preferred the firmer model. 75% soft is more challenging to get fully inserted before it wants to bend and spring out. Scale on 10, I would give it a 9.0. Unique design and stimulating texture. I have my eye on the Goliath next, saving my nickels.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

This toy definitely appealed to my hentai tentacle fetish, already have two such toys and thought to add this to the collection. Since one of those toys has *almost* the same dimensions as Hankeys L/XL, I threw caution to the wind and ordered that size. As big a mistake as the size of the toy. Since the Doc Jon plug is is such a farce, you need a third hand or a helpful playmate to guide the Taintacle "home". Then there's trying to work that over emphasized S curve into place. This is a well made toy, the 75% soft is almost soft enough for me. The expression that you eyes are bigger than your stomach would be fairly appropriate and a suction cup would be a great improvement.

Member since 2021

This toy is probably the best made insertable I have used. I have the Lg/XL sized (75% soft), and it is BIG (forearm length) and HEAVY. You could knock a small child over with this thing. Keep in mind that this doesn't feel like a human-shaped toy, the curves take some getting used to. The suckers feel awesome rubbing against my clit when I play with it, and the curves feel wonderful. My only caveat is that it is rather pointy at the top, I would prefer a more rounded shape at the tip. When I'm not using it I keep it on display on my bookshelf and everyone comments on it. It's really cool looking, the colors are bright and the musculature is super cool.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Well Built toy. But she has Difficulty with the angles.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

the quality of the product is great fast shipping even on cyber Monday sales

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Feels great going in. The curve and texture is bliss.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Used this twice with my partner this week and he LOVES it. He can’t get enough of it and I picked this one especially for him. We also have the Snorkel and the Stump but Taintacle XXL is quickly becoming the favorite.

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Fun toy! Hours of joy!

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Tip is perfect taper

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

Great toy, feels awesome. Have med/lg and xl both great

Yes, I recommend this product.

Member since 2021

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Yes, I recommend this product.