Mr.Hankey's Toys THE THEENG - FOUR SIZES

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IT'S POUNDIN' TIME! Get ready to finally experience the rock-hard ride of your life with The Theeng. Relax, take a deep breath, and enjoy every stony groove and rocky ridge as you finally take on The Theeng's mighty member. This features a fantastical rocky surface with incredible pulled-back foreskin and vein details that are sure to hit just the right spots. Be warned, climactic landslides are imminent when you hop on this boulder! You can check out our YouTube video for more information. (Pictured in Blood Red - Colors are hand mixed so tones may vary)
 


Return Policy

Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don't let your eyes get greedier than your hole! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.


A NOTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL ORDERS 

Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries.



 
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4 months ago Daveitlarge

Member since 2024

Just another masterpiece of a dildo! The...

Just another masterpiece of a dildo! The 2xl in 75% soft with all the texture makes this one a ride to remember.

Yes, I recommend this product.

5 months ago Erin

Member since 2024

Love the texture and the size is perfect...

Love the texture and the size is perfect Great compliment To any collection

Yes, I recommend this product.

10 months ago ButtSlut

Member since 2024

Awesome addition to our collection. XL...

Awesome addition to our collection. XL great girth and length for deep long balls deep strokes! Will be a favorite for sure

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Alexis Sirica

Member since 2023

The problem with Hankey's dildos is find...

The problem with Hankey's dildos is finding the right size but once you have you realize how excellent they are !!!

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Austin

Member since 2023

Where do I even begin? The texture on th...

Where do I even begin? The texture on this toy is insane. We got it in Large and 40% soft and I didn't think i'd be able to take her pegging me with it for long. I was wrong! It opened me wide and kept pushing me over the edge. 6 handsfree O's later, it was one of my faves from Mr Hankey's.

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago dean emry

Member since 2023

Very interesting feeling once you get it...

Very interesting feeling once you get it in Bought the XL. It's a great fit and I love the texture,,

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Alexis Sirica

Member since 2023

Managed to put the XL up there entirely...

Managed to put the XL up there entirely but my legs shook from pleasure and fear I suppose.

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Misha Purple

Member since 2023

It's "different" toy in few ways. First...

It's "different" toy in few ways. First and most obvious - the texture. I really cannot say if making the bumps and grooves so protruding is 100% good or bad solution. They're very rough and I can feel it, especially using the L size, even after applying custom 40% firmness and using the most slippery lube it's rather rough experience. As I love the feeling of being filled, and Large version is perfect for you if you like it, but I'm rather fan of penetration than insertions, and to make it 100% toy of mine, I'd prefer the toy to be a bit more sleek than grooved and bumped - however, it makes great mix when used with S/M version interchangeably. Second thing to mention is the shape - The Theeng is not typical cyllinder, but its thickness increase in the middle - like a Beefcake toy, but the bulge is more subtle here, which means another plus if you like the feeling of being filled. Speaking of flaws, both of my Theengs equipped with attachment holes started to tear from the inside after few uses with vac-u-lock suction cup. I'm afraid of using it with a machine because of these rips - I don't want to damage these precious Theengs more. Regardless, both S/M and L Theengs are placed high in my ranking of toys and I use them in every session I perform - S/M for fast and intense thrusts, L version for slow, deep and hard ride. I can't not recommend this interesting toy.

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago SugahBox

Member since 2023

Oh my goodness The Theeng is amazing.. t...

Oh my goodness The Theeng is amazing.. the feel and texture is amazing.

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Lonewolf

Member since 2023

I just love Hankeys toys and this one de...

I just love Hankeys toys and this one definitely doesn’t disappoint. The texture is amazing and the size fills me and stretches me just enough to experience pure bliss! I can’t get enough of it, lol.

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago MD

Member since 2023

Original in 75% soft. Those bumps that...

Original in 75% soft. Those bumps that go all the way down the shaft and the slightly thicker middle section just do it for me. It doesn't come out every session since it is super stimulating. This might be my favorite toy, but it is hard to say when all of the Hankey's toys I have are top notch.

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago VOB Seattle

Member since 2023

I can’t get enough of the Theeng. I star...

I can’t get enough of the Theeng. I started with the large then needed XL. I’m ready to graduate to the biggest size. Even as I continue to take bigger toys deeper, I come back again and again to the Theeng because the ridges just feel fantastic.

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago DTPM

Member since 2022

Another great addition to the collection...

Another great addition to the collection. The texture is amazing. Can’t wait to go all the way down.

Yes, I recommend this product.

2 years ago Bigdickswitch

Member since 2022

I now have 6 hankey toys (5 L and 1 XXL)...

I now have 6 hankey toys (5 L and 1 XXL) and 8 other toys (M-L). My L Theeng, medium firmness, is my favorite out of all of them. Most days I can only take like 90% of it but it still makes the precum flow and my ass cream every time. I cum hands free, multiple times when I’m able to ride the full length of it. Only other toy that’s capable of making me cum hands free is the L Seahorse. The texture of both toys… amazing. When I put the Theeng on my fucking machine I end up creaming so much!

Yes, I recommend this product.

2 years ago Mty Mt

Member since 2022

This was too hard for me. I get what the...

This was too hard for me. I get what they were going for...I mean its a dick made out of rock, but I think 75% soft is the way to go. Still a great looking piece though.

2 years ago Tiger

Member since 2022

Very interesting feeling once you get it...

Very interesting feeling once you get it in ; fun times

Yes, I recommend this product.

2 years ago SeattleBBBTM

Member since 2022

I ordered THE THEENG L: Med Firm Blood R...

I ordered THE THEENG L: Med Firm Blood Red . Of my thirty or so toys, the Theeng is a mainstay of my collection. The L is a perfect toy - just right. It is hands down my favorite. I am already sizing up and waiting for my new XL. My only fear is that I will need to size up to the XXL. Cannot go wrong with this toy

Yes, I recommend this product.

2 years ago Misha Purple

Member since 2022

Did I just reached my limit, or...? It s...

Did I just reached my limit, or...? It seems I did. This is the first time I still think I should have ordered the smaller size toy {got Large). I have had "oh gods, this is auto-destruction" moments with toys, but it always got better and better with every session. Now it is not getting better. The longest I've ever spent riding on this toy was like 5 mins, when this monster gave me shivers of forbidden pleasure. It provides one of the roughest, most intense experiences I've witnessed. No regrets.

Yes, I recommend this product.

2 years ago JOHNNY

Member since 2022

I LOVE IT

I LOVE IT

Yes, I recommend this product.

2 years ago Angel Grande

Member since 2022

i order the bigger Size and i after few...

i order the bigger Size and i after few month i already have the head inside is amazing especially if you like rigid you maid want to order the right size this dildo not need to be super huge to make you scream the material and the rigid s are good enough i may order smaller size again to enjoy deeper

Yes, I recommend this product.

2 years ago Christina C

Member since 2022

I have 25 Hankey’s Toys thus far, but th...

I have 25 Hankey’s Toys thus far, but this is the first one I’d specially ordered as 40% soft. I absolutely love it. I’d ordered the same toy a couple of years ago in Med-Firm, and I never really liked the harshness of the texture. With 40% soft you still have the texture but less raspy, yet it’s not too soft to have no “body” to the toy. In fact it feels spectacular. I think I will order more of the very largest toys in this firmness in the future. It feels just right! I usually order 75% soft which I really like on most toys. Maybe the 40% soft is good after you’ve stretched above 10” circumference, as by then your sphincter muscles have been trained to expand to accommodate a large toy. The Theeng XL in 40% soft entered with ease but still with a little stretch, but I really bought it for my fuck machine for long deep anal fucking sessions, and this is perfect for that for me. I still feel that little pop of resistance as it pushes through deeply into my sigmoid, but it’s a perfect feel taking an 8 inch stroke on my Orgasm Alley machine. I’m a huge fan of Hankey’s Toys. I have plenty from other high quality producers too, but Hankey’s are my absolute favorite.

Yes, I recommend this product.

2 years ago MickyD

Member since 2022

Awesome As Toy so big so nice Good job...

Awesome As Toy so big so nice Good job Mrhankey

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Michael L

Member since 2021

This is what I've been wanting for along...

This is what I've been wanting for along time. The XXL is the real deal when it comes to scatching my itch. Big, butt I handled it to the bottom. Don't get this on a whim. You have to be very experienced. I LOVE EVERY INCH!!!

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Morris N.

Member since 2021

Wish HT would offer firmer options witho...

Wish HT would offer firmer options without extra cost. This med felt too spongy making the textures and bumps a waste. But overall fantastic mold. I don't understand silicone toy companies these days making them so soft for safety reasons when normal non-silicone toys were much firmer and no one complained about them ever(minus the unhealthy materials). Logic makes no sense. Give us options to understand that there are customers who prefer firmer toys then...this!

3 years ago Rex T.

Member since 2021

Live "THE THEENG"!!! "Unbelievable" the...

Live "THE THEENG"!!! "Unbelievable" the way it seems to massage and grab on to me tearing and wrecking me up from the inside. I use this almost everyday and every chance I get. Have the XL but will definitely be ordering the XXL soon.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago James R.

Member since 2021

Perfect size and texture. Make sure you...

Perfect size and texture. Make sure you have a tough love partner for the greatest pegging of your life.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Michael B.

Member since 2021

I Just Loved this Big Black Cock Theeng...

I Just Loved this Big Black Cock Theeng all up in my Buttpussy asss Mmmm Feels sooo good opening up my assspussy real good

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Vanessa C.

Member since 2021

Perfect and fun

Perfect and fun

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago William W.

Member since 2021

Nice Product.

Nice Product.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Scott P.

Member since 2021

You really feel the texture on this dild...

You really feel the texture on this dildo, more so than any other dildo I've ever had. This is a good thing, but if you fuck it hard, then it will leave your ass a little tender for a few days to come :). I bought it in the red colour, and it is very satisfying being fucked by this beast, in that colour, it's like the Devil himself is fucking my asshole each time! I also bought it in med firm, which is perfect, as it doesn't flex much and keeps its shape when fucking it hard. I will also buy Machoman and Latin Lover, as they are much less textured, but similar in girth to XL The THEENG, which I own.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Shawn W.

Member since 2021

The texture and girth are fantastic. Gre...

The texture and girth are fantastic. Great ride.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Christina C.

Member since 2021

Beautifully bumpy and heavily textured,...

Beautifully bumpy and heavily textured, you can feel every bump. Quite girthy so he definitely let’s you know he’s there! It’s one of my favorites just n

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Tarren S.

Member since 2021

Loved it, new favorite.

Loved it, new favorite.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Bruce A.

Member since 2021

Enjoy the texture. Working to take the w...

Enjoy the texture. Working to take the whole Theeng

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Randy I.

Member since 2021

The texture and bumps feel awesome. Fun...

The texture and bumps feel awesome. Fun to switch back and forth between Theeng and Cyrus King.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Keith A.

Member since 2021

This Theeng is orgasmic! I just got it i...

This Theeng is orgasmic! I just got it in the mail and didn’t want to get off it! The texture is absolutely incredible. I bought the XXL in tan 75% soft and the bumps and veins are like hundreds of stimulating pleasure dots in my ass. I bought the vac hole option and I can’t wait to hook it up to my machine. I highly recommend this toy. Looking forward to the long sessions with it! It’s a must buy!

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Lucretia W.

Member since 2021

I love this product. It is so big thick...

I love this product. It is so big thick and manly. I would definitely purchase again, as it hits all the right spots.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Matti K.

Member since 2021

Aisteja hipova!

Aisteja hipova!

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago David S.

Member since 2021

Very nice and no extra charge for blood...

Very nice and no extra charge for blood red! Blood red should be a standard color available on all toys. Especially when custom colors are shut down so frequenty.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Pablo S.

Member since 2021

I would love this theeng more if it was...

I would love this theeng more if it was a bit smaller (my fault, I got the large and could've gone smaller, I think I found my limit) SO, I might sell it and get another one with a more feasible size and feel those bumps better. Still get so turned on by looking at it.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Isaiah K.

Member since 2021

The textures are incredible! I love the...

The textures are incredible! I love the girth and firmness. Works perfect with a suction cup

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Robert M.

Member since 2021

Wow what a dildo, big and fat, felt amaz...

Wow what a dildo, big and fat, felt amazing inside me. Love the texture, great product love it a lot.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Thomas P.

Member since 2021

Bought the XL. It's a great fit and I lo...

Bought the XL. It's a great fit and I love the texture. Getting balls deep is so amazing. I put it on sex machine to hold it stable it's great. Love it. Tom

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Matt J.

Member since 2021

Got it 75% soft and wife loved it

Got it 75% soft and wife loved it

Yes, I recommend this product.

THE THEENG - S/M

Circumference near head (rim):

6.90" 17.53cm

Circumference near middle:

8.00" 20.32cm

Circumference near base:

7.50" 19.05cm

Overall length:

10.00" 25.40cm

Insertable length:

8.00" 20.32cm

Texture:

Rock-like bumps and grooves with vein detail

Strapon Ring Size:

2.5" 6.35cm

THE THEENG - LARGE

Circumference near head (rim):

8.00" 20.32cm

Circumference near middle:

9.10" 23.11cm

Circumference near base:

8.60" 21.84cm

Overall length:

11.50" 29.21cm

Insertable length:

9.20" 23.37cm

Texture:

Rock-like bumps and grooves with vein detail

Strapon Ring Size:

3.00" (slightly loose) 7.62cm (slightly loose)

THE THEENG - XL

Circumference near head (rim):

9.10" 23.11cm

Circumference near middle:

10.40" 26.42cm

Circumference near base:

9.75" 24.77cm

Overall length:

12.75" 32.39cm

Insertable length:

10.50" 26.67cm

Texture:

Rock-like bumps and grooves with vein detail

Strapon Ring Size:

NA

THE THEENG - XXL

Circumference near head (rim):

10.50" 26.67cm

Circumference near middle:

12.00" 30.48cm

Circumference near base:

11.25" 28.58cm

Overall length:

14.40" 36.58cm

Insertable length:

12.00" 30.48cm

Texture:

Rock-like bumps and grooves with vein detail

Strapon Ring Size:

NA

A NOTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries

Return Policy: Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don't let your eyes get greedier than your hole! Contact me if you have any questions prior to placing your order.

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