Naughty or Nice: XXX Toys & Sexy Stocking Stuffers for Holiday Fun

Santa only delivers XXX toys to the naughtiest people on his list. You're on the list, right? We sure hope so because at Hankey's Toys, we're all primed and ready to help you pick out sexy stocking stuffers for your girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, or FWB. From butt plugs to cockrings, we've got everything you need to let your lover know that all you want for Christmas is some wild and crazy sex.



A Little Lube



Let's start off slow, shall we? Before playing around with any XXX toys, you need a little lube. Trust us. Personal lube is for everybody. You can have fun when you're playing around all by yourself. When you're getting it on with somebody else, lube is a necessity.


Pick out the lube that best suits your purposes. You might prefer something unscented, for instance. You know Mister Hankey can take care of you. Consider a thick, creamy lube made from mineral oil to enjoy something that you won't have to reapply constantly. You might even want to experiment with powder-based lube, which is economical and effortless to clean. Just add water!



A Hot Harness


Do you want to fill that stocking full of sexy stocking stuffers? Make sure you get a harness. Couples of all stripes can enjoy a bit of strap-on fun. Role-reversal is one option. You can't ignore the powerful pleasure zone that is the P-spot. A little pegging over the holiday season might change your entire relationship.


Make sure you choose a harness that will fit the strap-ons and dildos you want to use. In most cases, a harness can handle practically any dildo as long as it fits within a 2”-3” ring. Of course, you might argue that this is a two-for-one stocking stuffer...



A Shiny New Dildo


Dildos are the standard XXX toys. If you have nothing else, you should definitely treat yourself to a dildo or a vibrator. You certainly need a toy to fit your new harness. Otherwise, what's the point?


Hankey's Toys has more dildos than you can shake a stick at, although we don't recommend shaking a stick at them at all. You can think of many activities that are more fun than that. Anyway, you can explore your kink to its farthest reaches with our selection of realistic dildos and out-of-this-world fantasy dildos.

Drop some hints to your partner before the holiday. Suss out what kind of dildo appeals to your lover. Maybe you can buy one for each of you. Which one tickles your pickle?



Put a Ring On It


A cockring is the perfect sexy stocking stuffer. What a surprise on Christmas morning! This is the gift that keeps on giving to all parties involved. For those of you who may not be familiar with the toy, a cockring is the secret to a better, longer-lasting sex life. In addition to adding to your main man's (or your own) girth, it also creates stronger erections and enhances stamina. The two of you will be able to keep going and going until January 1. Happy New Year!



Hit It From the Back



A butt plug is a must-have XXX toy for couples who want to experiment with anal play. You can find plugs in a variety of shapes, sizes, colors, and designs. It's a diverse niche. Choose something that makes you comfortable, or a product that you know for sure that your partner will love. Think about a double-trouble plug that gets your partner ready for some action.


Something for Everyone



Don't pick out one sexy stocking stuffer. Give your lover nine stocking stuffers! You can snag a 9-pack of sex toys featuring our most popular dildos in smaller sizes. It's an economical pick in terms of value for money, but it's also hot as heck. You can play with a different toy every night of the week, and then some. Besides, nothing beats nine dildos in a stocking. Who wouldn't want to receive a gift like that? Let us know how it goes over, will you?


Shop for XXX toys for Christmas, or for no reason at all. No one needs a special occasion to buy a new dildo. What stocking stuffers piqued your interest?





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