Mr. Hankey's Toys XXXCALIBUR DILDO - THREE SIZES

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Truly the King of sex toys, this legendary Excalibur dildo is always a welcomed guest at a good sword fight. As the real legend would have it, the great King Arthur finally released the XXXCalibur from a vacuous cavern, otherwise known as Sir Lancelot’s ass. The clouds parted in the sky and a light shone down from the heavens above. Lancelot fell to his knees as King Arthur raised the newly freed XXXCalibur dildo and proclaimed, “I am no longer King Arthur. I am now… King Ass-Master!”

When you go into battle with this trusty dildo, you are sure to feel like a King when you are finished, every time. Sure to bring you to your knees like any good knighting ceremony in the Middle Ages, this toy has 360 degree balls. Pleasantly realistic, it boasts a sword-like-look with a pointed tip for effortless deep-depth navigation. Available in three lifelike colors and two firmness options, this ass sword is complete with very nice vein/skin texture and a wide shaft to ensure every ending is happy.

The XXXCalibur dildo is available in three unique, satisfying sizes, MD/LG, LG/XL, and our newest size XXL. You can check out our YouTube video for more information. (Pictured in Natural Tan- Colors are hand mixed so tones may vary)
 

Return Policy

Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don't let your eyes get greedier than your hole! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.
 

A NOTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: 

Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries.

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3 weeks ago Jacob

Member since 2024

Absolutely love it can go Balls deep eas...

Absolutely love it can go Balls deep easily. I ordered in a medium large. I will be getting an extra large ASAP.

Yes, I recommend this product.

2 months ago Adara

Member since 2024

Better than expected.

Better than expected.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 months ago Sean O’Banion

Member since 2024

XXX! Get all 3

XXX! Get all 3

Yes, I recommend this product.

4 months ago AssHole Lover

Member since 2024

I made a mistake, I went with the Extra...

I made a mistake, I went with the Extra Firm. Too stiff for this model. Won't do that ever again.

Yes, I recommend this product.

5 months ago Annonomous

Member since 2024

My girlfriend pegged me with this. She m...

My girlfriend pegged me with this. She made me her bitch and gave me the hardest sheet gripping, eye rolling, leg shaking orgasm. She’s the boss from now on

Yes, I recommend this product.

5 months ago AK-flyer

Member since 2024

I received this toy in the mail and coul...

I received this toy in the mail and couldn't wait to play. I headed upstairs with the wife saying she would see my sometime later. I used my other toys to loosen up and get lots of lube deep. Then the moment came to back up to this fantastic toy. OMG what a great slide. I made it to two fingers short of the balls and looking for being opened up all the way. I did learn that I'll need to adjust the formula of my lube to some oil based also since the tight slide is like a squeegee. The size, MED/LG. Softness, 40%. WOW!!

Yes, I recommend this product.

8 months ago Tuuli Tervaskanto

Member since 2023

XXL bought and tested with my fuckingmac...

XXL bought and tested with my fuckingmachine and i was screaming like crazy for hours...sorry neibourghs

Yes, I recommend this product.

8 months ago butt4huge

Member since 2023

great quality as all my hankies toys and...

great quality as all my hankies toys and i love them all . i will have work my way down on the one the shape isn’t for everyone it is wider than thick so it stretch you on a very different way . i’ll put it away for future use as i wasn’t successful at taking that one in i might have done better ordered the smaller one maybe i might have bit more than i can chew with that one .i guess with lots of practice something to look forward to . i also would like to praised the customer service they’ve always been prompt to respond to any question and extremely helpful every single time i had to contact them .it a nice change to get quality items at a very decent price with out this world customer service .

Yes, I recommend this product.

8 months ago DAS

Member since 2023

My 33rd purchase from Hankeys toys 2XL 7...

My 33rd purchase from Hankeys toys 2XL 75% soft X Calibur is one of the smoothest rides I have experienced. It is a great dildo for warming you up for the largest toys.

Yes, I recommend this product.

9 months ago A Very Happy Customer

Member since 2023

XXXCalibur is one of my 14 Mr Hankey's T...

XXXCalibur is one of my 14 Mr Hankey's Toys. I own a MD/LG XXXCalibur in 75% soft. This is one of my top picks. Though I normally prefer extremely soft toys, this one might be a little too difficult to manage in 40%. Tapered head makes for easy insertion, smooth texture, perfect length for depth play but not so long you can't reach the balls. Perfect for going hard and fast on the Hismith Machine!

Yes, I recommend this product.

10 months ago Ben

Member since 2023

Get them all! Just obtained the xxl, 75%...

Get them all! Just obtained the xxl, 75% soft. A year and a half ago I was intermittently bottoming out on the md, now I routinely take the lg/xl to the balls, and I’m a few inches from bottoming out on the xxl. Great combination of length and girth, nice smooth texture, and something about the way the tip pushes open my deep guts just drives me nuts. Especially nice to use these toys after taking something a little wider or more textured, but they also are great on their own. Nice to place on the floor and ride and superb when mounted on the machine. Wider cross section great for experimenting with different sensations depending on how you angle your penetrations. This is the first toy from Hankeys that I have three of, and among the very very best.

Yes, I recommend this product.

11 months ago Concerned citizen

Member since 2023

This is a great dildo!

This is a great dildo!

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Concerned citizen

Member since 2023

This dildo is great! Just the right siz...

This dildo is great! Just the right size to get past those troublesome rings and feel good at the same time. On the first try I got it all in...felt fantastic. I was so pleased I ordered the next size up...we'll see how that goes.

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Roberto

Member since 2023

Como esperado. Material, firmeza, entre...

Como esperado. Material, firmeza, entrega... Todo perfecto

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Deptaddict

Member since 2023

The feeling inside is incredible incide...

The feeling inside is incredible incident,75% soft feels like real. This thing Will make you come really fast.

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago ToyFFun

Member since 2023

Hankeys gets another 5 star review! I or...

Hankeys gets another 5 star review! I ordered the XXL originally and the sizes were off. They took the time to take my measurements, do their own, and updated the sizing of the XXL, and sent me a replacement of the smaller size. Not only is this toy great and feels phenomenal, but their customer service is fantastic. This toy is already helping me level up my depth game. Love it!

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Asswrecker

Member since 2023

This is my third hankey toy. I have the...

This is my third hankey toy. I have the lg/xl chorizo and lg/xl beefcake. I was looking for something long with a tapered head so I bought the xxxcaliber lg/xl and I love this toy ! It’s a big heavy cock and at first it was a little difficult to use by myself because it’s a little wobbly. I would use suction cup on a long skinny piece of marble and just back up to so it is fucking me from behind but last night I took a drill press vise and squeezed it tight to the base and balls and sat down on it with balls facing behind me on my knees and slowly rode it working it in and out of my ass. This toy will open you up. I have gotten about half way in. You can ride it hard and or fast because the vise is heavy enough to not move. This toy is awesome. Thank you mr hankey

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago ButtSlut

Member since 2023

Perfect combination of length, just the...

Perfect combination of length, just the right amount of girth. I got the Med/Large and it is really great size. We use thicker often but this was just so smooth and went so deep so quickly!! Love it! Get one or two!

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Randy Bottoms - Dildofunboy

Member since 2023

The XXXCalibur Dildo is truly a work of...

The XXXCalibur Dildo is truly a work of art. This beautifully sculpted uncut cock looks so realistic. When this dildo is fully inserted in my but, it fills me so completely and is immensely satisfying. Like all Mr Hankey Toys, the quality is second to none.

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Toy Play

Member since 2023

Great toy! Tapered head slides in nice....

Great toy! Tapered head slides in nice. Then the stretching begins! After about a month I was able to ride this toy to with in an inch of balls deep. Cum immediately starts to drip/run out of my cock. Med-Large user

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Heinrich

Member since 2023

I have all three sizes and each is perfe...

I have all three sizes and each is perfect. The shape of this toy is ideal for depth play, far from being too pointy that tapered tip is just what the colon ordered for easy entry to the many rings of pleasure hidden way up inside. I order all of mine in PACKER SOFT, which I don’t find particularly hard to insert, but amazingly comfortable to use. That softness will conform to your curves and bends. This toy has an oblong cross section so if you’ve got a way (a friend) to rotate it back and forth it will knock your eyes out as it rolls over your prostate. If alone, I lay on my back, if with a friend, on my belly with him or her working the magic. Of course, all three are laid out because you know how friends are, they just want to keep stuffing bigger and bigger shit up your can. If you crave deep ass pleasure, or just want to learn to take it, you owe it to yourself to get one of these in packer soft

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Grimly

Member since 2023

Wasn’t sure I’d like it, but it’s probab...

Wasn’t sure I’d like it, but it’s probably my favorite <3. The downward curve is actually really great, and so is the foreskin effect. Smooth but there’s a slight crinkle skin texture which I love. The whole thing just works. Yes it is pointy at the tip, as the description and reviews say. It took me a few sessions to get used to the pointy tip, and to learn how to angle the toy and position myself. I need to advance slowly at the start, and also slow down when first entering the 2nd sphincter. It’s one toy I look forward to, and I use it every session. Wide oval shape feels big, even if you aren’t maxed out on size (nice!) It’s also long! So it’s good for depth play (but it’s not excessively long, it’s just right). Mine is medium firmness, Med/Large, basic black. Highly recommended.

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Ken Mattheis

Member since 2023

Long reach, the XXL is a wild ride. I kn...

Long reach, the XXL is a wild ride. I knew it'd be a fun tool for my collection I was not disappointed at all. It's so long that the soft is a bit floppy. I order mine in a Hi-Viz orange, I highly recommend the custom color option, make the toy uniquely yours.

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Alice

Member since 2023

XXL on 75% is a wild and elusive beast t...

XXL on 75% is a wild and elusive beast to tackle, so a word of warning - prepare all the tools at your disposal to hold it in place - but once you do... wow! Perfect for stretching and depth training, this one. But there's another thing worth the XXL title, and that's the amazing service and delivery provided! Thanks!

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Mike

Member since 2022

Completely FuLLfilling… I got The XXL an...

Completely FuLLfilling… I got The XXL and it’s more than I have yet taken on… The tapered head is a help! Once you get it in… instant orgasm while wiggling on it to get it deeper! I’ve only gotten it about a quarter of the way…. Butt it’s the best and will keep working to get it all… high quality as always

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Sissybitch68

Member since 2022

Best toy ever can’t wait to order more

Best toy ever can’t wait to order more

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Chard and Taah

Member since 2022

Ok so after having lots of other toys. T...

Ok so after having lots of other toys. These are by the far the cleanest the best feeling the most amazing toys. Wishing the small was a bit smaller as these toys are amazing.

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Oliwer

Member since 2022

A good one for me

A good one for me

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Mike

Member since 2022

Never felt better or wanted more than wh...

Never felt better or wanted more than when I wiggled and stuffed this in… I didn’t even get it halfway butt OMG… I purchased the xxxCalibur XXL Superior quality! Will definitely purchase it in other sizes as well… it’s just that good.

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Andy

Member since 2022

Just right for a good stretching. My low...

Just right for a good stretching. My lower back hasn't felt better!

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Jello Fox

Member since 2022

Great size for casual play as a size que...

Great size for casual play as a size queen and lovely texture.

Yes, I recommend this product.

1 year ago Rich

Member since 2022

This was just what I needed to open up m...

This was just what I needed to open up my sigmoid, Long John is a bit too blunt headed but a few times with XXXCalibur and I expect Long John to glide right in. Really love this one!

Yes, I recommend this product.

2 years ago Edwin

Member since 2022

Wow, this is my first toy from Mr. Hanke...

Wow, this is my first toy from Mr. Hankey and it looks amazing. I have a lot of toys but this one is 100% the best looking and the best feeling. I bought MED/L medium firm. First try was balls deep! Maybe I am willing to buy the XL as well. Only curious if I buy med firm again or softer. Can anyone advice me? Only disappointment was the suction cup which I ordered was not in the delivery. After sales is perfect! I contacted them and problem solved! I will definitely buy new toys by Mr. Hankey. Definitely 5 stars.

Yes, I recommend this product.

2 years ago Kinkycouple8191

Member since 2022

Wow!! Filled nice and deep!

Wow!! Filled nice and deep!

Yes, I recommend this product.

2 years ago Chloe Sissy

Member since 2022

Bought the XXL in 75% soft. Amazing qual...

Bought the XXL in 75% soft. Amazing quality, just incredible. Probably should have gone the med firm for this toy considering it's length to girth ratio. However very impressed with the product none the less. Got exactly what I paid for. Just amazing.

Yes, I recommend this product.

2 years ago John

Member since 2022

Perfect

Perfect

Yes, I recommend this product.

2 years ago Willie

Member since 2022

Texture is great size is assume. Bottome...

Texture is great size is assume. Bottomed to balls on first try. Filled my craving ass full. Just what I was needing. Will buy from Hankeys toys again.

Yes, I recommend this product.

2 years ago Hank

Member since 2022

Extremely professional and efficient ord...

Extremely professional and efficient ordering and delivery process. Only took 1 week to deliver to Alberta. The product is as described and well made. This is a seriously big D,long and wide with a beautiful head that will have you wanting to mount it as soon as you get it.. I whole heartedly recommend this company and products.

Yes, I recommend this product.

2 years ago toycub

Member since 2022

Excellent but very wiggly, if you buy it...

Excellent but very wiggly, if you buy it I definitely recommend taking the firm option! I love using it mounted on the wall and pushing deep!

Yes, I recommend this product.

2 years ago Ben Tover

Member since 2022

Perfect! I have purchased several Hankey...

Perfect! I have purchased several Hankey toys over the years looking for the one that has a combination of comfortable insertion, comfortable depth, and comfortable stretch. I got the XL in medium soft and it does all these things. The shape of the head allows for easy entry past the second ring and as it goes deeper, it stretches both sphincters like I wanted and stimulates my P-spot. I'm hoping it will open me up for some of my earlier purchases that I had difficulty getting deep. I recommend xxxcalibur to first time purchasers looking for what I wanted.

Yes, I recommend this product.

2 years ago Alpha Sleeves

Member since 2021

I got my XXL and it feels so good when i...

I got my XXL and it feels so good when it pushes through my second hole. MIND BLOWING!!!!

Yes, I recommend this product.

2 years ago FistPiggy

Member since 2021

my OH my!! so I upgraded to the XXL cust...

my OH my!! so I upgraded to the XXL custom firmness at 40% and I couldn't be happier. This is by far my favorite toy. I never new I could have so many assgasms is one day, and then the next day and the next. Love the 40% firmness and complete fullness this beautifully huge toy gives my needy hole.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago FistPiggy

Member since 2021

had mine (XL, 75%) about a week now and...

had mine (XL, 75%) about a week now and absolutely love it. Brings me endless assgasms every time. Close to bottoming out which feels divine. I'm probably going to order (XXL) but considering 40% firm for that beast.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Mr weirdgirl

Member since 2021

The texture of the veins felt amazing, a...

The texture of the veins felt amazing, and slides really well when going deep on this toy. The tip is easy to insert and it widens the closer you get to the shaft spreading your tight asshole with its girth. 5 stars! would definitely recommend.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago James J.

Member since 2021

This is my first toy from Hankey's. It w...

This is my first toy from Hankey's. It will not be my last. I have to say I love it.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago David S.

Member since 2021

Great smooth feeling for those who can t...

Great smooth feeling for those who can take it a little bigger. Love it in a harness.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Norman J.

Member since 2021

Needs suction cup

Needs suction cup

3 years ago Michael R.

Member since 2021

I find this guy amazing. Just holding it...

I find this guy amazing. Just holding it in my hand makes me horny. Haven't fully inserted XXXCalibur yet, due to some f***ing medical issues. Can't wait to see him vanish. My friend however who enjoyed it with my helping hand was very pleased. Nice for deep play because of its shape.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Matthew

Member since 2021

Even for someone still learning the arts...

Even for someone still learning the arts this toy can cater to those semi versed in larger toys the custom softness at 40% is amazing lots of bend and give you'll need it for this Python!

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Roy A.

Member since 2021

You need to slowly work up to the length...

You need to slowly work up to the length and depth, but so is a delightful challenge. I'm still in the midst of the process, and enjoying it immensely. Pun intended.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Samuel S.

Member since 2021

Nice feel. Not overly large and slides i...

Nice feel. Not overly large and slides in deep easily.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Brent O.

Member since 2021

Very good quality and realistic feel.

Very good quality and realistic feel.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Charles G.

Member since 2021

This is my a beautiful dildo! Part of my...

This is my a beautiful dildo! Part of my first purchase from Mr. Hankey’s Toys. I wanted one with a thinner tip for more depth. Well — I did what a lot of you have done — I ordered a way bigger size than my hungry hole can take. Also, the dark brown is almost black (almost). I look forward to being able to take this one deeper than I have (so far about 1/3 of the way). Not bad for having bought the XXL size. Thank you Mr. Hankey’s Toys!

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Brian S.

Member since 2021

Nice unit lol Perfect size and firmness

Nice unit lol Perfect size and firmness

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Jason B.

Member since 2021

It’s much firmer than I was expecting.

It’s much firmer than I was expecting.

3 years ago David S.

Member since 2021

Very well made product. A little difficu...

Very well made product. A little difficult to maneuver by yourself or without a strong suction cup. I feel like this product would pair well with a fucking machine that has a vac u lock attachment. Customer service was excellent during process.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Jacob K.

Member since 2021

I have never had a sissygasm or such an...

I have never had a sissygasm or such an amazing hands free moment until I rode this toy. It stretches wide and it goes DEEP. The head is perfectly shaped to open up your second hole. I never reached past 7" with bigger toys until this one came into my life. However, be warned - the head does cause the toy to live up to its name, as it can feel a bit "pointy" and live up to its sword-inspired name.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Terry L.

Member since 2021

WOW!!! This dildo is amazing. My first M...

WOW!!! This dildo is amazing. My first Mr Hankey toys my eyes was a little bigger than my hole;^) This baby is monstrous, yet I was able to get this one on in!! The shape is so amazing, and the quality is absolutely superb, these are the best dildos on the planet! I have purchased many high quality dildos, probably 200 in my lifetime, Mr Hankeys quality is simply superior to them all. Thanks for the great toy!! It is even greater when you get the right fit;^) Ho Ho Ho

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Jimmy W.

Member since 2021

I like it but the little foreskin tip at...

I like it but the little foreskin tip at the top can be a little sharp when it hits your second sphincter. Good toy overall but it won't stand up straight by itself so it makes it harder to sit on

3 years ago Bruce A.

Member since 2021

Enjoy the depth and purchased next size...

Enjoy the depth and purchased next size to continue enjoying more deep stretching

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Raul M.

Member since 2021

I like this product, I thought i can han...

I like this product, I thought i can handle it but I still can't take it in all the way. Wish there were a smaller size of this product I will definitely order it.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Thomas N.

Member since 2021

LG/XL 75% soft Pushing down on XXXCALIB...

LG/XL 75% soft Pushing down on XXXCALIBUR is a pleasure that touched a place where none have gone before..... Wife is SO ready to wear it. She can’t wait to pound me wide open and wear me out...... The hunt is on for an adequate harness for this. The ones we use for our other dildos and toys just won’t cut it. I was all ready to get that Carmen harness but they’re out of stock.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Ronald L.

Member since 2021

Knows how to open you up and go deep.

Knows how to open you up and go deep.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Roger P.

Member since 2021

Got the lg/xl, not quite there yet...but...

Got the lg/xl, not quite there yet...but what fits feels so good.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Wayne N.

Member since 2021

Just starting to get it into my second c...

Just starting to get it into my second chamber , it is beautifull

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Frederick F.

Member since 2021

Well I thought the xxl would be no probl...

Well I thought the xxl would be no problem since its not near as girthy as my chode, lg seahorse, or large slepnir( all big toys that I can almost bottom out on).the shape being oblong offers a different experience that my asshole isnt trained for. I currently can only manage about 6” of depth due to this but will eventually, hopefully , be 12” deep with lots more practice.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Roy S.

Member since 2021

Oh Lawd, it's big and pushes limits but...

Oh Lawd, it's big and pushes limits but I love the taper....Even I was surprised how much I could take on first try.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Russell O.

Member since 2021

Ordered the small 80% and it is hard to...

Ordered the small 80% and it is hard to get a grip on. Using it on my wife and it is too floppy. Not sure if the med-firm would have been a better option. Also didn't order a vac-u-lock so I can't install a handle. Lesson learned. Product is as advertised. Shipping was excellent as well

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Jared W.

Member since 2021

I purchased the medium/large size with 7...

I purchased the medium/large size with 75% softness. The curved shape feels amazing when taking it from behind, and the tapered tip makes it a great toy to use for depth training.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Jebadiah A.

Member since 2021

I am very happy with the xxxclaibur, pla...

I am very happy with the xxxclaibur, playtime just got very exciting, my husband love to fill me up and watch me ride this awesome realistic cocktoy.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Scott A.

Member since 2021

I absolutely love this toy! I wanted som...

I absolutely love this toy! I wanted something large but with a nicely tapered tip and this fit the bill perfectly. I agree with other reviews that the firmness can be an issue at first, but once you've overcome that, this toy will take you to heaven.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Matthew G.

Member since 2021

Wonderful addition to our collection. 75...

Wonderful addition to our collection. 75% soft was what I went with after watching a video of Dana_Anal_1975 on xhamster.com I also messaged her and she helped with my decision. It hits the right spots and is perfect for pussy or ass.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Mike B.

Member since 2021

Great for everyday play...being tapered...

Great for everyday play...being tapered means you can just go and not have to use other toys to warm up....fantastic to use with fuck machine

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Josef

Member since 2021

First, I got the XXXCalibur special orde...

First, I got the XXXCalibur special ordered in gold and black marbling. Looks incredible! I got the L/XL. The criticisms in other reviews are sort of valid, But the thing is huge and beautiful. I made the mistake of standing it on my nightstand. The curve in the design makes it hard to stand upright. It was still wobbling when I set it down. The giant thing tipped over and knocked down a plant and my remote control stand. I couldn’t stop laughing. And yes, it’s pretty hard to grasp when it is lubed, no doubt. But it is so damned long and thick, all that stuff doesn’t matter. I love it! I made sure the measurements would expand my limits. At the beginning of quarantine around March, the head of the Ray Diesel could barely fit. Now, that thing is hardly used. The XXXCaliber is my new favorite toy. I recommend it, but get the marbling and get the vac-u-hole for extra grip like I did. Set up your play space, bed or floor and have fun.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Scott

Member since 2021

Got the XXL XXXCalibur a few weeks ago a...

Got the XXL XXXCalibur a few weeks ago and it's already become my favorite toy. The nicely tapered tip provides easy insertion for intense depth penetration. The feeling is out of this world! I would highly recommend this toy to anybody.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Peter T.

Member since 2021

I have the XL XXXCalibur dildo and I the...

I have the XL XXXCalibur dildo and I then bought their largest size (ie.,the XXL XXXCalibur). If your working on your next size up in XXL toys. This toy really helps with that.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Peter D.

Member since 2021

I love it, not much else to say.

I love it, not much else to say.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Habibur R.

Member since 2021

Excelent product, will fill to the brim...

Excelent product, will fill to the brim if your a size queen

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Bob H.

Member since 2021

I really like the shape and how large it...

I really like the shape and how large it is. The XXX stretches my hole nicely and the length of it is awesome, I can get almost all of it in. Playing with it for awhile gets my cock dripping with pre cum. I’m having lots of fun with my family of Mr Hankey s toys!! The material they use is the best, it’s so smooth and yet holds the lube good and slides in great!

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Scott H.

Member since 2021

If you are a greedy pig you will absolut...

If you are a greedy pig you will absolutely love this one. So wide and deep! and feels fantastic. 10 stars for sure.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Ramon C.

Member since 2021

Amazing toy and feel. I got the XXL this...

Amazing toy and feel. I got the XXL this dimension is my starting size in terms of width as well as length. The feeling was amazing, however I must say that if you are looking to buy this toy do not pick anything lower than medium firm this thing is a sloppy mess even on my fuck machine it just slips out too easily so I can’t even get a good in/out feeling. I do wish Hankey toys would do like a YouTube video or something for all their toys on their med/75 firmness to see how it looks like. RC

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Kenny H.

Member since 2021

I've usually been one to hold back from...

I've usually been one to hold back from the very largest XXXL of the big MrHankey's toys. Just not my thing to push that limit, I enjoy enjoying - that said we've all seen how popular XXXCalibur was, yet it was only out there in two sizes, neither coming close to meeting MrHankey's size rep. We knew this day was coming when there'd be at least an XL or XXL. This is it and for this one, you bet it was worth going XXL. It's huge, massive, but uncomplicated. It tapers just like it's predecessors, but it keeps getting bigger it will fill your gut, and for me. This time.... that's just what I needed! Thanks to all the folks at Mr Hankeys for looking out for what we need and listening. We appreciate you!

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Corey M.

Member since 2021

I like everything about this dildo.

I like everything about this dildo.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Gregory M.

Member since 2021

Hooolllyyyy fuck!!! This is a perfect to...

Hooolllyyyy fuck!!! This is a perfect toy! Slides right in like it was made for me! I went for the biggest size because... well... I’m a pig... just buy this!

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Joshua O.

Member since 2021

Just received the XXL and my ass is in l...

Just received the XXL and my ass is in love - what a monster! The tapered head ensures smooth depth exploration while also stretching you wide. I put him in about 10 inches and turn him back and forth until he finds the rest of the way.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Andrea M.

Member since 2021

Big and super.

Big and super.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Michael L.

Member since 2021

's great once you can get it all in but...

's great once you can get it all in but using the suction cup base makes it really flimsy its easier to bottom out without the suction and using it on the wall is next to impossible. Otherwise great toy great feeling when u feel it pop and enter the sigmoid.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Rene B.

Member since 2021

The shipping was fast! I was 12 inches d...

The shipping was fast! I was 12 inches deep within fifteen minutes of receiving the package. The XXXCALIBUR LG/XL is wider across than front to back but it works great! The pure silicone is fantastic! I highly recommend Mr Hankey's Toys products!

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago ***@***.***

Member since 2021

This is everything I thought it would be...

This is everything I thought it would be and more! It’s big. And I bought the middle size which was the largest when I made my decision. But it s really great to open you deep and wide at the same time.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Tim J.

Member since 2021

Very impressive quality, gorgeous huge d...

Very impressive quality, gorgeous huge dildo. Nice and floppy yet firm enough. LoVE it.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Charles C.

Member since 2021

Received XXXCALIBUR - XXL on 1 Aug 2020....

Received XXXCALIBUR - XXL on 1 Aug 2020. I was really surprised at the actual size of it when I took it out of the box. I was taken a back by how easy it slid into my rectum. I used a good quality lubricant and placed some on the end of the item, since there was no suction cup, I put the head in my rectum and backed up slowly against it until I felt it slide past the first ring and straight into the second ring. I bottomed out to the balls the first time I used this toy. I did not realize how thick the shaft was until I bottomed out. What a rush. With a little more use, I know that I will get more accustomed to the size and be more relaxed each time I use it.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Gregory W.

Member since 2021

Great toy! Love how smooth it is and how...

Great toy! Love how smooth it is and how it opens me up. Grab your partner or a friend and get busy!

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Jose C.

Member since 2021

All the boy's I've used this toy with ca...

All the boy's I've used this toy with can't wait to come back and ride it again. Great purchase. great quality. 70% soft is the way to go.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Wesley G.

Member since 2021

Got this as a warm up for some of my mor...

Got this as a warm up for some of my more ambitious purchases and it doesn't disappoint. Super smooth it just glides and and the taper helps open sooo nicely, would highly recommend.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago E. C.

Member since 2021

This toy is incredible, this is the firs...

This toy is incredible, this is the first toy i ordered in 40% custom firmness and it will be the only firmness i order from here on out. it feels much more lifelike and sliding it in and out feels divine! i still cannot get it around bend but it gives me something to work towards, ordered the LG/XL. i also have a prince charming L/XL and Ogre L. you can't go wrong with hankey.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Paris G.

Member since 2021

Love this dildo, XXXCaliber is is throug...

Love this dildo, XXXCaliber is is throughly the weapon of a king! Smooth texture and shape make sure this one sinks into its rock perfectly. Truly can’t say anything back about this toy, it’s enough fun for all the realm.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago John R.

Member since 2021

I bought the medium large with medium ha...

I bought the medium large with medium hardness and it’s too big and too floppy. It needs to have a stronger core and a smaller option.

3 years ago Fabrice N.

Member since 2021

Très bon produit certes un peu chère mai...

Très bon produit certes un peu chère mais ça les vaut. Puissant dans la penetration, et la dilatation

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Luke W.

Member since 2021

Absolutely the best toy i have ever owne...

Absolutely the best toy i have ever owned! If your skeptical about the cost. Trust me, they are so worth every penny!. Ive only ever bought £10-£20 toys before and always thought they were ok, but now i know they are terrible! I now own 2 Mr Hankey's and i love them. No other toy has ever come close to how amazing these feel inside you. I ordered this in a custom firmness and i have not been dissapointed. It slinks inside me and fills me with euphoria. They are amazing to feel in every way. Easy to clean, easy to handle and so versatile. I just 2ish i had seen the suction cup add on here before i purchased mine. Im really sad that i missed out. I could have a lot more fun with them with a suction cup Customer service is excellent. I had a minor issue with my and they amended it immediately. No hassle, no fuss. They are amazing Shipping was a lot quicker than predicted too! I received mine within the same week i ordered it Do not hesitate, these toys are the best money can buy. You wont find better anywhere. Buy one now and you will be rewarded for life!

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Roberto M.

Member since 2021

Love the form and the cuality off it

Love the form and the cuality off it

3 years ago Timothy A.

Member since 2021

It's a Monster so lot's of practice need...

It's a Monster so lot's of practice needed, but thats the fun of this one !!

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Brendan L.

Member since 2021

Great feeling toy, i really enjoy the sm...

Great feeling toy, i really enjoy the smooth texture and length of the XXXCALIBUR. Currently working on depth with this toy. The tapered head makes it easier to guide in past the second ring. Lack of base makes it hard to setup on it's own, but finding a Vac-U lock suction cup is easy enough. If you buy this dildo you should already expect that though.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Peter T.

Member since 2021

I was surprised at how comfortable this...

I was surprised at how comfortable this dildo felt as I slid down its shaft.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Gary B.

Member since 2021

love it but got it too big

love it but got it too big

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago William D.

Member since 2021

Challenging monster. A great toy to work...

Challenging monster. A great toy to work on depth and width training.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Victoria T.

Member since 2021

I liked the whole product, there's nothi...

I liked the whole product, there's nothing I really disliked about the product.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Kenny H.

Member since 2021

I've been playing with toys anally since...

I've been playing with toys anally since I was 13 years old. Im 63 years old now. Do the math. This toy is unquestionably, undoubtedly the most comfortable for depth play past your inner hole, between the rectum and descending colon. The taper of the head, with no crown ridge makes it less irritating, especially if the operator of the toy is tweaked out and can't help but go back and forth with it a lot. You'll have that, you know. i've given two away as gifts, and had one liberated from me, so I'll be restocking the stable soon. Bottom line, whether you go big or go bigger, XXXCalibur is unmatched as a depth training toy.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Kenneth S.

Member since 2021

My new favorite toy!!! Love it

My new favorite toy!!! Love it

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Jon B.

Member since 2021

All time favorite toy.

All time favorite toy.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Andrew G.

Member since 2021

Amazing products!! Great quality, perfec...

Amazing products!! Great quality, perfect fit. No other product like it.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago William B.

Member since 2021

February 21, 2020 another amazing dildo...

February 21, 2020 another amazing dildo from hankeys toys,I've never had something so big so deep...

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Robert B.

Member since 2021

never thought I would conquer the smalle...

never thought I would conquer the smaller size; now thinking of the larger one (!!)

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Emmanuel G.

Member since 2021

This toy is awesome. Great texture, gre...

This toy is awesome. Great texture, great ride. Good stretch sensation This guy is massive and gorgeous. Fantastic width and great feel throughout. The textures and build quality is top notch. Thank you very much Hankey's I enjoyed it a lot. bought the biggest size.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Chantal T.

Member since 2021

The size is what we expected, which was...

The size is what we expected, which was perfect ! The only complaint we have is that the curve of the toy slopes and in fact makes it hard to hold with one hand and let alone two hands. It's not a practical toy for selfie stuff because you need to manage the toy while it's heavy and slippery. Kinda disappointed after spending over $300 on it.

3 years ago Michael A.

Member since 2021

Looks great, feels great - and it arrive...

Looks great, feels great - and it arrived in record time!

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Myost P

Member since 2021

MED/LG - nice textured and tapered tip -...

MED/LG - nice textured and tapered tip - fast delivery.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Peter S.

Member since 2021

This is a great tool for hungry holes wh...

This is a great tool for hungry holes who like to play depth and girth. I brought the smaller size sometime ago and can take it all in now, the full feeling is amazing. With the bigger size now, my hole can’t wait to enjoy the deeper and wider ride!

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Aaron M.

Member since 2021

So, I got this one as a bit of an accide...

So, I got this one as a bit of an accident. The Med/LG was mistakenly sent to me instead of The Chode I had ordered, but it still came in 40% soft (at least I think it is.) So, I let the staff know and they were super sorry for the mix up and got my item made and shipped out the next day. And they let me keep this one as a bonus. So I decided to give it a try and OH MY GOD! I'd never really had alot of success when trying to take bigger toys deeper, ones that seemed to be long enough to hit the bend but to thick or stiff to slip around the curve easily. But this one slithered into my guts so smoothly, It was unlike anything else I'd ever experienced. And due to the mix up, I got to try a toy I wouldn't have honestly considered picking up myself as Im a bit of a girth pig. I love me some thick, wide stretches, but this bad boy touched deep spots that had never been explored before. Amazing, and now im thinking of getting the next size up. Thank you, Mr. Hankey's staff for making such a lovely mistake! <3 <3 <3

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Lance D.

Member since 2021

Just got his one for the collection...an...

Just got his one for the collection...and a welcome addition it is!!! Lets start with the head. The more pointed shape (compared to other realistic dildos) gives a greater ability to open sphincters easily. That arrow dynamic shape aides in the insertion and deep penetration that one needs in a toy like this. The shape of the shaft is move of an ovular that round. It gives a good stretch as it goes deeper or can be turned on it's side if that is more comfortable for you. The texture is more smooth than most other models with a very light veining. It really is the best texture for depth play and some more intense texturing may prove too much in this situation. I have the Large/XL. The size is quite nice, but if you are not into the larger size classes then a med/large might be the best choice. This model can be used easily with Mr Hankey's Remove O Balls which add a more intense experience. If you are looking to explore depth play or just a completely new experience this is definitely a quality tool for the job!

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Nate C.

Member since 2021

I got the larger of the two for practici...

I got the larger of the two for practicing depth for ff and it is fantastic! Highly recommend but not for beginners.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Tim M.

Member since 2021

We were expecting the shipment to take l...

We were expecting the shipment to take longer due to the holidays but to our surprise it arrived in less than 3 weeks. The package wasn't revealing its content, which we were thankful for. And our order was exactly what we wanted. Once we opened the box and held XXXCALIBUR we both were amazed at how realistically proportioned it is. Definitely a keeper

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Christopher C.

Member since 2021

WOW this thing is awesome so if your a t...

WOW this thing is awesome so if your a true hog this smooth textured mammoth of a dildo will more than satisfy your size queen or king needs.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Dusti C.

Member since 2021

Arrived super quick and was perfect! Th...

Arrived super quick and was perfect! The texture is amazing and the flexibility and tapered head make it great for pushing past your horizons. Esp great if your guts have a curve to them. This guy rounds the turn and straightens things out as the wide shaft fills you up. I've named him Anus Rex and we're in love.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Mark B.

Member since 2021

Went with the smaller size to assist wit...

Went with the smaller size to assist with depth training. Boy, did this ever fit the bill!

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Nicholas A.

Member since 2021

I have both these guys. The Med/Lge is a...

I have both these guys. The Med/Lge is an all time favorite especially when the balls pop through my ring and I'm working on getting the Lg/XL to to the same thing. But I just love filing up and rocking on these boys. I'll get a video of the Med/Lge with the base just peeking out of my hole uploaded soon. Watch this space!

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Jeffery R.

Member since 2021

Absolutely my favorite toy I've ever own...

Absolutely my favorite toy I've ever owned, which was a huge surprise to me since I don't usually prefer humanoid dongs. I LOVE the striated texture of this toy. It provides just enough friction to keep things interesting (smooth toys just don't do it for me). The only thing I'd change is the dimensions a bit. I have the LG/XL, and it would be PERFECT if it was a like an inch shorter, but about half an inch thicker (maybe one day I'll bottom out!). I really wish Mr Hankey's would make more toys with this texture, I would own like 4 other toys from this site. 10/10 would recommend!

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Rivpreet A.

Member since 2021

XXXcalibur is an easy "gentle" warm up t...

XXXcalibur is an easy "gentle" warm up toy. The tapered head makes the initial insert easy and opens you up as you make your way down. The lack of texture makes it an easier toy but also slightly boring. The lack of texture is the only reason I give the XXXcalibur 4 stars. Either way you'll still have a blast.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago John

Member since 2021

I like it alot first high class toy. But...

I like it alot first high class toy. But its oval, i thought round. I guess i m gonna take it slow and nice...

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 years ago Ronald F.

Member since 2021

i have the XXL xcaliber and love it nice...

i have the XXL xcaliber and love it nice tapered thick toy

Yes, I recommend this product.

XXXCALIBUR - MED/LG

Circumference near head (rim):

6.65" 16.89cm

Circumference near middle:

8.00" 20.32cm

Circumference near base:

8.25" 20.96cm

Overall length:

14.50" 36.83cm

Insertable length:

11.40" 28.96cm

Texture:

Realistic skin w/light veins

Strapon Ring Size:

2.50" 6.35cm

XXXCALIBUR - LG/XL

Circumference near head (rim):

7.25" 18.42cm

Circumference near middle:

8.75" 22.23cm

Circumference near base:

9.25" 23.50cm

Overall length:

15.50" 39.37cm

Insertable length:

12.50" 31.75cm

Texture:

Realistic skin w/light veins

Strapon Ring Size:

3.00" 7.62cm

XXXCALIBUR - XXL

Circumference near head (rim):

8.00" 20.32cm

Circumference near middle:

10.00" 25.40cm

Circumference near base:

9.60" 24.38cm

Overall length:

17.20" 43.69cm

Insertable length:

13.30" 33.78cm

Texture:

Realistic skin w/light veins

Strapon Ring Size:

3.00" 7.62cm

A NOTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries

Return Policy: Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don't let your eyes get greedier than your hole! Contact me if you have any questions prior to placing your order.

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