XXXCALIBUR DILDO - THREE SIZES

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Truly the King of sex toys, this legendary Excalibur dildo is always a welcomed guest at a good sword fight. As the real legend would have it, the great King Arthur finally released the XXXCalibur from a vacuous cavern, otherwise known as Sir Lancelot’s ass. The clouds parted in the sky and a light shone down from the heavens above. Lancelot fell to his knees as King Aurthur raised the newly freed XXXCalibur dildo and proclaimed, “I am no longer King Arthur. I am now… King Ass-Master!”

When you go into battle with this trusty dildo, you are sure to feel like a King when you are finished, every time. Sure to bring you to your knees like any good knighting ceremony in the Middle Ages, this toy has 360 degree balls. Pleasantly realistic, it boasts a sword-like-look with a pointed tip for effortless deep-depth navigation. Available in three lifelike colors and two firmness options, this ass sword is complete with very nice vein/skin texture and a wide shaft to ensure every ending is happy.

The XXXCalibur dildo is available in three unique, satisfying sizes, MD/LG, LG/XL, and our newest size XXL

Return Policy: Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don't let your eyes get greedier than your hole! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.

A NOTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries.

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XXXCALIBUR - MED/LG

Circumference near head (rim):

6.65" 16.89cm

Circumference near middle:

8.00" 20.32cm

Circumference near base:

8.25" 20.96cm

Overall length:

14.50" 36.83cm

Insertable length:

11.40" 28.96cm

Texture:

Realistic skin w/light veins

Strapon Ring Size:

2.50" 6.35cm

XXXCALIBUR - LG/XL

Circumference near head (rim):

7.25" 18.42cm

Circumference near middle:

8.75" 22.23cm

Circumference near base:

9.25" 23.50cm

Overall length:

15.50" 39.37cm

Insertable length:

12.50" 31.75cm

Texture:

Realistic skin w/light veins

Strapon Ring Size:

3.00" 7.62cm

XXXCALIBUR - XXL

Circumference near head (rim):

7.6" 19.30cm

Circumference near middle:

9.5" 24.13cm

Circumference near base:

9.6" 24.38cm

Overall length:

17.2" 43.69cm

Insertable length:

13.3" 33.78cm

Texture:

Realistic skin w/light veins

Strapon Ring Size:

3.00" 7.62cm

A NOTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries

Return Policy: Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don't let your eyes get greedier than your hole! Contact me if you have any questions prior to placing your order.

3 days ago FistPiggy

Member since 2021

my OH my!! so I upgraded to the XXL cust...

my OH my!! so I upgraded to the XXL custom firmness at 40% and I couldn't be happier. This is by far my favorite toy. I never new I could have so many assgasms is one day, and then the next day and the next. Love the 40% firmness and complete fullness this beautifully huge toy gives my needy hole.

Yes, I recommend this product.

2 months ago FistPiggy

Member since 2021

had mine (XL, 75%) about a week now and...

had mine (XL, 75%) about a week now and absolutely love it. Brings me endless assgasms every time. Close to bottoming out which feels divine. I'm probably going to order (XXL) but considering 40% firm for that beast.

Yes, I recommend this product.

3 months ago Mr weirdgirl

Member since 2021

The texture of the veins felt amazing, a...

The texture of the veins felt amazing, and slides really well when going deep on this toy. The tip is easy to insert and it widens the closer you get to the shaft spreading your tight asshole with its girth. 5 stars! would definitely recommend.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago James J.

Member since 2021

This is my first toy from Hankey's. It w...

This is my first toy from Hankey's. It will not be my last. I have to say I love it.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago David S.

Member since 2021

Great smooth feeling for those who can t...

Great smooth feeling for those who can take it a little bigger. Love it in a harness.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Norman J.

Member since 2021

Needs suction cup

Needs suction cup

6 months ago Michael R.

Member since 2021

I find this guy amazing. Just holding it...

I find this guy amazing. Just holding it in my hand makes me horny. Haven't fully inserted XXXCalibur yet, due to some f***ing medical issues. Can't wait to see him vanish. My friend however who enjoyed it with my helping hand was very pleased. Nice for deep play because of its shape.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Matthew

Member since 2021

Even for someone still learning the arts...

Even for someone still learning the arts this toy can cater to those semi versed in larger toys the custom softness at 40% is amazing lots of bend and give you'll need it for this Python!

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Roy A.

Member since 2021

You need to slowly work up to the length...

You need to slowly work up to the length and depth, but so is a delightful challenge. I'm still in the midst of the process, and enjoying it immensely. Pun intended.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Samuel S.

Member since 2021

Nice feel. Not overly large and slides i...

Nice feel. Not overly large and slides in deep easily.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Brent O.

Member since 2021

Very good quality and realistic feel.

Very good quality and realistic feel.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Charles G.

Member since 2021

This is my a beautiful dildo! Part of my...

This is my a beautiful dildo! Part of my first purchase from Mr. Hankey’s Toys. I wanted one with a thinner tip for more depth. Well — I did what a lot of you have done — I ordered a way bigger size than my hungry hole can take. Also, the dark brown is almost black (almost). I look forward to being able to take this one deeper than I have (so far about 1/3 of the way). Not bad for having bought the XXL size. Thank you Mr. Hankey’s Toys!

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Brian S.

Member since 2021

Nice unit lol Perfect size and firmness

Nice unit lol Perfect size and firmness

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Jason B.

Member since 2021

It’s much firmer than I was expecting.

It’s much firmer than I was expecting.

6 months ago David S.

Member since 2021

Very well made product. A little difficu...

Very well made product. A little difficult to maneuver by yourself or without a strong suction cup. I feel like this product would pair well with a fucking machine that has a vac u lock attachment. Customer service was excellent during process.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Jacob K.

Member since 2021

I have never had a sissygasm or such an...

I have never had a sissygasm or such an amazing hands free moment until I rode this toy. It stretches wide and it goes DEEP. The head is perfectly shaped to open up your second hole. I never reached past 7" with bigger toys until this one came into my life. However, be warned - the head does cause the toy to live up to its name, as it can feel a bit "pointy" and live up to its sword-inspired name.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Terry L.

Member since 2021

WOW!!! This dildo is amazing. My first M...

WOW!!! This dildo is amazing. My first Mr Hankey toys my eyes was a little bigger than my hole;^) This baby is monstrous, yet I was able to get this one on in!! The shape is so amazing, and the quality is absolutely superb, these are the best dildos on the planet! I have purchased many high quality dildos, probably 200 in my lifetime, Mr Hankeys quality is simply superior to them all. Thanks for the great toy!! It is even greater when you get the right fit;^) Ho Ho Ho

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Jimmy W.

Member since 2021

I like it but the little foreskin tip at...

I like it but the little foreskin tip at the top can be a little sharp when it hits your second sphincter. Good toy overall but it won't stand up straight by itself so it makes it harder to sit on

6 months ago Bruce A.

Member since 2021

Enjoy the depth and purchased next size...

Enjoy the depth and purchased next size to continue enjoying more deep stretching

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Raul M.

Member since 2021

I like this product, I thought i can han...

I like this product, I thought i can handle it but I still can't take it in all the way. Wish there were a smaller size of this product I will definitely order it.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Thomas N.

Member since 2021

LG/XL 75% soft Pushing down on XXXCALIB...

LG/XL 75% soft Pushing down on XXXCALIBUR is a pleasure that touched a place where none have gone before..... Wife is SO ready to wear it. She can’t wait to pound me wide open and wear me out...... The hunt is on for an adequate harness for this. The ones we use for our other dildos and toys just won’t cut it. I was all ready to get that Carmen harness but they’re out of stock.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Ronald L.

Member since 2021

Knows how to open you up and go deep.

Knows how to open you up and go deep.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Roger P.

Member since 2021

Got the lg/xl, not quite there yet...but...

Got the lg/xl, not quite there yet...but what fits feels so good.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Wayne N.

Member since 2021

Just starting to get it into my second c...

Just starting to get it into my second chamber , it is beautifull

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Frederick F.

Member since 2021

Well I thought the xxl would be no probl...

Well I thought the xxl would be no problem since its not near as girthy as my chode, lg seahorse, or large slepnir( all big toys that I can almost bottom out on).the shape being oblong offers a different experience that my asshole isnt trained for. I currently can only manage about 6” of depth due to this but will eventually, hopefully , be 12” deep with lots more practice.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Roy S.

Member since 2021

Oh Lawd, it's big and pushes limits but...

Oh Lawd, it's big and pushes limits but I love the taper....Even I was surprised how much I could take on first try.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Russell O.

Member since 2021

Ordered the small 80% and it is hard to...

Ordered the small 80% and it is hard to get a grip on. Using it on my wife and it is too floppy. Not sure if the med-firm would have been a better option. Also didn't order a vac-u-lock so I can't install a handle. Lesson learned. Product is as advertised. Shipping was excellent as well

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Jared W.

Member since 2021

I purchased the medium/large size with 7...

I purchased the medium/large size with 75% softness. The curved shape feels amazing when taking it from behind, and the tapered tip makes it a great toy to use for depth training.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Jebadiah A.

Member since 2021

I am very happy with the xxxclaibur, pla...

I am very happy with the xxxclaibur, playtime just got very exciting, my husband love to fill me up and watch me ride this awesome realistic cocktoy.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Scott A.

Member since 2021

I absolutely love this toy! I wanted som...

I absolutely love this toy! I wanted something large but with a nicely tapered tip and this fit the bill perfectly. I agree with other reviews that the firmness can be an issue at first, but once you've overcome that, this toy will take you to heaven.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Matthew G.

Member since 2021

Wonderful addition to our collection. 75...

Wonderful addition to our collection. 75% soft was what I went with after watching a video of Dana_Anal_1975 on xhamster.com I also messaged her and she helped with my decision. It hits the right spots and is perfect for pussy or ass.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Mike B.

Member since 2021

Great for everyday play...being tapered...

Great for everyday play...being tapered means you can just go and not have to use other toys to warm up....fantastic to use with fuck machine

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Josef

Member since 2021

First, I got the XXXCalibur special orde...

First, I got the XXXCalibur special ordered in gold and black marbling. Looks incredible! I got the L/XL. The criticisms in other reviews are sort of valid, But the thing is huge and beautiful. I made the mistake of standing it on my nightstand. The curve in the design makes it hard to stand upright. It was still wobbling when I set it down. The giant thing tipped over and knocked down a plant and my remote control stand. I couldn’t stop laughing. And yes, it’s pretty hard to grasp when it is lubed, no doubt. But it is so damned long and thick, all that stuff doesn’t matter. I love it! I made sure the measurements would expand my limits. At the beginning of quarantine around March, the head of the Ray Diesel could barely fit. Now, that thing is hardly used. The XXXCaliber is my new favorite toy. I recommend it, but get the marbling and get the vac-u-hole for extra grip like I did. Set up your play space, bed or floor and have fun.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Scott

Member since 2021

Got the XXL XXXCalibur a few weeks ago a...

Got the XXL XXXCalibur a few weeks ago and it's already become my favorite toy. The nicely tapered tip provides easy insertion for intense depth penetration. The feeling is out of this world! I would highly recommend this toy to anybody.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Peter T.

Member since 2021

I have the XL XXXCalibur dildo and I the...

I have the XL XXXCalibur dildo and I then bought their largest size (ie.,the XXL XXXCalibur). If your working on your next size up in XXL toys. This toy really helps with that.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Peter D.

Member since 2021

I love it, not much else to say.

I love it, not much else to say.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Habibur R.

Member since 2021

Excelent product, will fill to the brim...

Excelent product, will fill to the brim if your a size queen

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Bob H.

Member since 2021

I really like the shape and how large it...

I really like the shape and how large it is. The XXX stretches my hole nicely and the length of it is awesome, I can get almost all of it in. Playing with it for awhile gets my cock dripping with pre cum. I’m having lots of fun with my family of Mr Hankey s toys!! The material they use is the best, it’s so smooth and yet holds the lube good and slides in great!

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Scott H.

Member since 2021

If you are a greedy pig you will absolut...

If you are a greedy pig you will absolutely love this one. So wide and deep! and feels fantastic. 10 stars for sure.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Ramon C.

Member since 2021

Amazing toy and feel. I got the XXL this...

Amazing toy and feel. I got the XXL this dimension is my starting size in terms of width as well as length. The feeling was amazing, however I must say that if you are looking to buy this toy do not pick anything lower than medium firm this thing is a sloppy mess even on my fuck machine it just slips out too easily so I can’t even get a good in/out feeling. I do wish Hankey toys would do like a YouTube video or something for all their toys on their med/75 firmness to see how it looks like. RC

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Kenny H.

Member since 2021

I've usually been one to hold back from...

I've usually been one to hold back from the very largest XXXL of the big MrHankey's toys. Just not my thing to push that limit, I enjoy enjoying - that said we've all seen how popular XXXCalibur was, yet it was only out there in two sizes, neither coming close to meeting MrHankey's size rep. We knew this day was coming when there'd be at least an XL or XXL. This is it and for this one, you bet it was worth going XXL. It's huge, massive, but uncomplicated. It tapers just like it's predecessors, but it keeps getting bigger it will fill your gut, and for me. This time.... that's just what I needed! Thanks to all the folks at Mr Hankeys for looking out for what we need and listening. We appreciate you!

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Corey M.

Member since 2021

I like everything about this dildo.

I like everything about this dildo.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Gregory M.

Member since 2021

Hooolllyyyy fuck!!! This is a perfect to...

Hooolllyyyy fuck!!! This is a perfect toy! Slides right in like it was made for me! I went for the biggest size because... well... I’m a pig... just buy this!

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Joshua O.

Member since 2021

Just received the XXL and my ass is in l...

Just received the XXL and my ass is in love - what a monster! The tapered head ensures smooth depth exploration while also stretching you wide. I put him in about 10 inches and turn him back and forth until he finds the rest of the way.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Andrea M.

Member since 2021

Big and super.

Big and super.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Michael L.

Member since 2021

's great once you can get it all in but...

's great once you can get it all in but using the suction cup base makes it really flimsy its easier to bottom out without the suction and using it on the wall is next to impossible. Otherwise great toy great feeling when u feel it pop and enter the sigmoid.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Rene B.

Member since 2021

The shipping was fast! I was 12 inches d...

The shipping was fast! I was 12 inches deep within fifteen minutes of receiving the package. The XXXCALIBUR LG/XL is wider across than front to back but it works great! The pure silicone is fantastic! I highly recommend Mr Hankey's Toys products!

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago ***@***.***

Member since 2021

This is everything I thought it would be...

This is everything I thought it would be and more! It’s big. And I bought the middle size which was the largest when I made my decision. But it s really great to open you deep and wide at the same time.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Tim J.

Member since 2021

Very impressive quality, gorgeous huge d...

Very impressive quality, gorgeous huge dildo. Nice and floppy yet firm enough. LoVE it.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Charles C.

Member since 2021

Received XXXCALIBUR - XXL on 1 Aug 2020....

Received XXXCALIBUR - XXL on 1 Aug 2020. I was really surprised at the actual size of it when I took it out of the box. I was taken a back by how easy it slid into my rectum. I used a good quality lubricant and placed some on the end of the item, since there was no suction cup, I put the head in my rectum and backed up slowly against it until I felt it slide past the first ring and straight into the second ring. I bottomed out to the balls the first time I used this toy. I did not realize how thick the shaft was until I bottomed out. What a rush. With a little more use, I know that I will get more accustomed to the size and be more relaxed each time I use it.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Gregory W.

Member since 2021

Great toy! Love how smooth it is and how...

Great toy! Love how smooth it is and how it opens me up. Grab your partner or a friend and get busy!

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Jose C.

Member since 2021

All the boy's I've used this toy with ca...

All the boy's I've used this toy with can't wait to come back and ride it again. Great purchase. great quality. 70% soft is the way to go.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Wesley G.

Member since 2021

Got this as a warm up for some of my mor...

Got this as a warm up for some of my more ambitious purchases and it doesn't disappoint. Super smooth it just glides and and the taper helps open sooo nicely, would highly recommend.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago E. C.

Member since 2021

This toy is incredible, this is the firs...

This toy is incredible, this is the first toy i ordered in 40% custom firmness and it will be the only firmness i order from here on out. it feels much more lifelike and sliding it in and out feels divine! i still cannot get it around bend but it gives me something to work towards, ordered the LG/XL. i also have a prince charming L/XL and Ogre L. you can't go wrong with hankey.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Paris G.

Member since 2021

Love this dildo, XXXCaliber is is throug...

Love this dildo, XXXCaliber is is throughly the weapon of a king! Smooth texture and shape make sure this one sinks into its rock perfectly. Truly can’t say anything back about this toy, it’s enough fun for all the realm.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago John R.

Member since 2021

I bought the medium large with medium ha...

I bought the medium large with medium hardness and it’s too big and too floppy. It needs to have a stronger core and a smaller option.

6 months ago Fabrice N.

Member since 2021

Très bon produit certes un peu chère mai...

Très bon produit certes un peu chère mais ça les vaut. Puissant dans la penetration, et la dilatation

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Luke W.

Member since 2021

Absolutely the best toy i have ever owne...

Absolutely the best toy i have ever owned! If your skeptical about the cost. Trust me, they are so worth every penny!. Ive only ever bought £10-£20 toys before and always thought they were ok, but now i know they are terrible! I now own 2 Mr Hankey's and i love them. No other toy has ever come close to how amazing these feel inside you. I ordered this in a custom firmness and i have not been dissapointed. It slinks inside me and fills me with euphoria. They are amazing to feel in every way. Easy to clean, easy to handle and so versatile. I just 2ish i had seen the suction cup add on here before i purchased mine. Im really sad that i missed out. I could have a lot more fun with them with a suction cup Customer service is excellent. I had a minor issue with my and they amended it immediately. No hassle, no fuss. They are amazing Shipping was a lot quicker than predicted too! I received mine within the same week i ordered it Do not hesitate, these toys are the best money can buy. You wont find better anywhere. Buy one now and you will be rewarded for life!

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Roberto M.

Member since 2021

Love the form and the cuality off it

Love the form and the cuality off it

6 months ago Timothy A.

Member since 2021

It's a Monster so lot's of practice need...

It's a Monster so lot's of practice needed, but thats the fun of this one !!

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Brendan L.

Member since 2021

Great feeling toy, i really enjoy the sm...

Great feeling toy, i really enjoy the smooth texture and length of the XXXCALIBUR. Currently working on depth with this toy. The tapered head makes it easier to guide in past the second ring. Lack of base makes it hard to setup on it's own, but finding a Vac-U lock suction cup is easy enough. If you buy this dildo you should already expect that though.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Peter T.

Member since 2021

I was surprised at how comfortable this...

I was surprised at how comfortable this dildo felt as I slid down its shaft.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Gary B.

Member since 2021

love it but got it too big

love it but got it too big

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago William D.

Member since 2021

Challenging monster. A great toy to work...

Challenging monster. A great toy to work on depth and width training.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Victoria T.

Member since 2021

I liked the whole product, there's nothi...

I liked the whole product, there's nothing I really disliked about the product.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Kenny H.

Member since 2021

I've been playing with toys anally since...

I've been playing with toys anally since I was 13 years old. Im 63 years old now. Do the math. This toy is unquestionably, undoubtedly the most comfortable for depth play past your inner hole, between the rectum and descending colon. The taper of the head, with no crown ridge makes it less irritating, especially if the operator of the toy is tweaked out and can't help but go back and forth with it a lot. You'll have that, you know. i've given two away as gifts, and had one liberated from me, so I'll be restocking the stable soon. Bottom line, whether you go big or go bigger, XXXCalibur is unmatched as a depth training toy.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Kenneth S.

Member since 2021

My new favorite toy!!! Love it

My new favorite toy!!! Love it

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Jon B.

Member since 2021

All time favorite toy.

All time favorite toy.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Andrew G.

Member since 2021

Amazing products!! Great quality, perfec...

Amazing products!! Great quality, perfect fit. No other product like it.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago William B.

Member since 2021

February 21, 2020 another amazing dildo...

February 21, 2020 another amazing dildo from hankeys toys,I've never had something so big so deep...

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Robert B.

Member since 2021

never thought I would conquer the smalle...

never thought I would conquer the smaller size; now thinking of the larger one (!!)

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Emmanuel G.

Member since 2021

This toy is awesome. Great texture, gre...

This toy is awesome. Great texture, great ride. Good stretch sensation This guy is massive and gorgeous. Fantastic width and great feel throughout. The textures and build quality is top notch. Thank you very much Hankey's I enjoyed it a lot. bought the biggest size.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Chantal T.

Member since 2021

The size is what we expected, which was...

The size is what we expected, which was perfect ! The only complaint we have is that the curve of the toy slopes and in fact makes it hard to hold with one hand and let alone two hands. It's not a practical toy for selfie stuff because you need to manage the toy while it's heavy and slippery. Kinda disappointed after spending over $300 on it.

6 months ago Michael A.

Member since 2021

Looks great, feels great - and it arrive...

Looks great, feels great - and it arrived in record time!

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Myost P

Member since 2021

MED/LG - nice textured and tapered tip -...

MED/LG - nice textured and tapered tip - fast delivery.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Peter S.

Member since 2021

This is a great tool for hungry holes wh...

This is a great tool for hungry holes who like to play depth and girth. I brought the smaller size sometime ago and can take it all in now, the full feeling is amazing. With the bigger size now, my hole can’t wait to enjoy the deeper and wider ride!

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Aaron M.

Member since 2021

So, I got this one as a bit of an accide...

So, I got this one as a bit of an accident. The Med/LG was mistakenly sent to me instead of The Chode I had ordered, but it still came in 40% soft (at least I think it is.) So, I let the staff know and they were super sorry for the mix up and got my item made and shipped out the next day. And they let me keep this one as a bonus. So I decided to give it a try and OH MY GOD! I'd never really had alot of success when trying to take bigger toys deeper, ones that seemed to be long enough to hit the bend but to thick or stiff to slip around the curve easily. But this one slithered into my guts so smoothly, It was unlike anything else I'd ever experienced. And due to the mix up, I got to try a toy I wouldn't have honestly considered picking up myself as Im a bit of a girth pig. I love me some thick, wide stretches, but this bad boy touched deep spots that had never been explored before. Amazing, and now im thinking of getting the next size up. Thank you, Mr. Hankey's staff for making such a lovely mistake! <3 <3 <3

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Lance D.

Member since 2021

Just got his one for the collection...an...

Just got his one for the collection...and a welcome addition it is!!! Lets start with the head. The more pointed shape (compared to other realistic dildos) gives a greater ability to open sphincters easily. That arrow dynamic shape aides in the insertion and deep penetration that one needs in a toy like this. The shape of the shaft is move of an ovular that round. It gives a good stretch as it goes deeper or can be turned on it's side if that is more comfortable for you. The texture is more smooth than most other models with a very light veining. It really is the best texture for depth play and some more intense texturing may prove too much in this situation. I have the Large/XL. The size is quite nice, but if you are not into the larger size classes then a med/large might be the best choice. This model can be used easily with Mr Hankey's Remove O Balls which add a more intense experience. If you are looking to explore depth play or just a completely new experience this is definitely a quality tool for the job!

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Nate C.

Member since 2021

I got the larger of the two for practici...

I got the larger of the two for practicing depth for ff and it is fantastic! Highly recommend but not for beginners.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Tim M.

Member since 2021

We were expecting the shipment to take l...

We were expecting the shipment to take longer due to the holidays but to our surprise it arrived in less than 3 weeks. The package wasn't revealing its content, which we were thankful for. And our order was exactly what we wanted. Once we opened the box and held XXXCALIBUR we both were amazed at how realistically proportioned it is. Definitely a keeper

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Christopher C.

Member since 2021

WOW this thing is awesome so if your a t...

WOW this thing is awesome so if your a true hog this smooth textured mammoth of a dildo will more than satisfy your size queen or king needs.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Dusti C.

Member since 2021

Arrived super quick and was perfect! Th...

Arrived super quick and was perfect! The texture is amazing and the flexibility and tapered head make it great for pushing past your horizons. Esp great if your guts have a curve to them. This guy rounds the turn and straightens things out as the wide shaft fills you up. I've named him Anus Rex and we're in love.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Mark B.

Member since 2021

Went with the smaller size to assist wit...

Went with the smaller size to assist with depth training. Boy, did this ever fit the bill!

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Nicholas A.

Member since 2021

I have both these guys. The Med/Lge is a...

I have both these guys. The Med/Lge is an all time favorite especially when the balls pop through my ring and I'm working on getting the Lg/XL to to the same thing. But I just love filing up and rocking on these boys. I'll get a video of the Med/Lge with the base just peeking out of my hole uploaded soon. Watch this space!

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Jeffery R.

Member since 2021

Absolutely my favorite toy I've ever own...

Absolutely my favorite toy I've ever owned, which was a huge surprise to me since I don't usually prefer humanoid dongs. I LOVE the striated texture of this toy. It provides just enough friction to keep things interesting (smooth toys just don't do it for me). The only thing I'd change is the dimensions a bit. I have the LG/XL, and it would be PERFECT if it was a like an inch shorter, but about half an inch thicker (maybe one day I'll bottom out!). I really wish Mr Hankey's would make more toys with this texture, I would own like 4 other toys from this site. 10/10 would recommend!

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Rivpreet A.

Member since 2021

XXXcalibur is an easy "gentle" warm up t...

XXXcalibur is an easy "gentle" warm up toy. The tapered head makes the initial insert easy and opens you up as you make your way down. The lack of texture makes it an easier toy but also slightly boring. The lack of texture is the only reason I give the XXXcalibur 4 stars. Either way you'll still have a blast.

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago John

Member since 2021

I like it alot first high class toy. But...

I like it alot first high class toy. But its oval, i thought round. I guess i m gonna take it slow and nice...

Yes, I recommend this product.

6 months ago Ronald F.

Member since 2021

i have the XXL xcaliber and love it nice...

i have the XXL xcaliber and love it nice tapered thick toy

Yes, I recommend this product.

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