Customer Reviews & Testimonials

I've been enjoying several different models of your toys with great delight, and from the start I had my eye on Cyrus King. I finally ordered the LG/XL recently, and not only did it arrive a day early - it's the most amazing toy yet! I stuffed it in that very night and that lovely mushroom head popping into my hole was the most amazing feeling. I would love to see more models with big mushroom heads like Cyrus. Thanks again for excellent products and service!

I purchased the large orge in 75% soft to fist train my wife’s pussy and it’s perfect. The tape is perfect to start with and we can get almost half way down. Probably about 3.25 inches. A little more and she’s ready to fist. This was my best purchase from Hanley and we have 4 others from them

I've been looking for a large dildo between 2.3 and 2.5 inches wide as that seems to be what my ass can handle, I've tried John Holmes but it was smooth and boring, another which had a large head that felt great as it popped in but the head was so hard it caused bleeding and removal hurt like hell. I ordered a large Centaur as it appeared to fit the criteria. It arrived yesterday and I rushed home this afternoon before anyone got home to try it. With 45 minutes to spare I lubed up the horsy and sat down on it, it took about five minutes of moving around before my ass accepted Centaur and then with a sudden fast pop about 4 inches slid into my ass, WOW!, I managed to get about 1 inch from the medial ring and couldn't go further but will keep trying. This is possibly the best large dildo I've used, the texture of the shaft, the gradual widening but mostly that head, the way it pops in every time feels awesome.

I can't wait until I have more time to ride it until I cum!
I'm going to have hours of fun with this.

Would love it if you could make a large version of Mr. Hankey. A progressively larger one would a beneficial for those looking to stretch for depth and width.

So I finally was able to buy the lampwick. I ordered it in a large and when I received it was seriously blown away by the size of it. I was laughing and sending pics to my friends asking who in their right mind could take such a beast and we all just giggled and I thought oh crap I should have gotten a size smaller.... Well, guess what.... Turns out I am a total pig bottom and I had almost no problem taking the whole damned thing.... Who knew, right? It's amazing! It looks intimidating but give it a try and lots of lube and get ready to have the ride of your life