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new to 'big' toys but just bought the centaur size medium, had it a week or two and finally managed to get it in. Not managed to get right down to the hilt yet but oh my god, after the initial shock and pain i've never felt pleasure like it!!! will definetly be buying from here again, looking forward to moving on to bigger, better and more exotoc things!!
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new to 'big' toys but just bought the centaur size medium, had it a week or two and finally managed to get it in. Not managed to get right down to the hilt yet but oh my god, after the initial shock and pain i've never felt pleasure like it!!! will definetly be buying from here again, looking forward to moving on to bigger, better and more exotoc things!!
Yes, I recommend this product.
5 years ago
martin.halstead
It's funny how one day you realize how long you have been doing something and say to yourself, "Damn, I'm almost an expert on the subject." Well, I wouldn't go that far, but I will say that I've been playing with dildos for about 11 years now. I've bought the gambit, seen some decay (quickly) and trashed a bunch. I'm not a Master Level EXTREME user like many of your customers, but I'm up to 3 inches in diameter comfortably, 10 inches deep (about 10 inches in girth/circumference). Alas, I digress, only to give some sort of qualification to my review when I say:
Of the serious faux phallus toys out there, meaning QUALITY that a serious dildo user hopes to find and can count on time after time, Mr. Hankey's Toys is at the top of the food chain. Worth every justified dollar. Whether you love fucking yourself or having your body impaled, MHT makes a product you can literally fall in love with. You deserve the best when you need yourself invaded with an artificial cock. You will not be disappointed. (If you are, I dare say it would be hard to ever please you.) When shopping for an MHT, I suggest you have a soda can and an 18" ruler by your side (and any other dildo you own for comparison) so you can "see up close" the proportions they show you on screen. Then you can have the most accurate comparison in your mind from what your body already accepts. It's incredibly fun to shop MHT. And an absolute blissful joy to use when they arrive.
And lastly, spring for some MHT Fist Powder for your lube...UN-(BLEEPING)-BELIEVABLE stuff and oz for oz, an unbeatable value! (You would have to by 26 8oz bottles – no joke, TWENTY SIX – of the average quality lube to equal ONE Fist Powder container. At say, $15 a bottle, that would be $390, not including any tax or shipping!) With just one serving, a massive 16oz mix of MHT Fist Powder, you can inject yourself with a full enema bulb for the ride of your life! And it works SO DAMN WELL! You will be able to insert more inches just from its lubriciousness (yes, that's a word). And when you withdraw, you'll look like a bottle of pouring pancake syrup, so be in a place like the tub or on a "tarp", where you don't have to worry and can really get the full effect of this AMAZING stuff! Sure, you could use it sparingly. BUT WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT! Lol
Enjoy! I know I am.
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It's funny how one day you realize how long you have been doing something and say to yourself, "Damn, I'm almost an expert on the subject." Well, I wouldn't go that far, but I will say that I've been playing with dildos for about 11 years now. I've bought the gambit, seen some decay (quickly) and trashed a bunch. I'm not a Master Level EXTREME user like many of your customers, but I'm up to 3 inches in diameter comfortably, 10 inches deep (about 10 inches in girth/circumference). Alas, I digress, only to give some sort of qualification to my review when I say:
Of the serious faux phallus toys out there, meaning QUALITY that a serious dildo user hopes to find and can count on time after time, Mr. Hankey's Toys is at the top of the food chain. Worth every justified dollar. Whether you love fucking yourself or having your body impaled, MHT makes a product you can literally fall in love with. You deserve the best when you need yourself invaded with an artificial cock. You will not be disappointed. (If you are, I dare say it would be hard to ever please you.) When shopping for an MHT, I suggest you have a soda can and an 18" ruler by your side (and any other dildo you own for comparison) so you can "see up close" the proportions they show you on screen. Then you can have the most accurate comparison in your mind from what your body already accepts. It's incredibly fun to shop MHT. And an absolute blissful joy to use when they arrive.
And lastly, spring for some MHT Fist Powder for your lube...UN-(BLEEPING)-BELIEVABLE stuff and oz for oz, an unbeatable value! (You would have to by 26 8oz bottles – no joke, TWENTY SIX – of the average quality lube to equal ONE Fist Powder container. At say, $15 a bottle, that would be $390, not including any tax or shipping!) With just one serving, a massive 16oz mix of MHT Fist Powder, you can inject yourself with a full enema bulb for the ride of your life! And it works SO DAMN WELL! You will be able to insert more inches just from its lubriciousness (yes, that's a word). And when you withdraw, you'll look like a bottle of pouring pancake syrup, so be in a place like the tub or on a "tarp", where you don't have to worry and can really get the full effect of this AMAZING stuff! Sure, you could use it sparingly. BUT WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT! Lol
Enjoy! I know I am.
Of the serious faux phallus toys out there, meaning QUALITY that a serious dildo user hopes to find and can count on time after time, Mr. Hankey's Toys is at the top of the food chain. Worth every justified dollar. Whether you love fucking yourself or having your body impaled, MHT makes a product you can literally fall in love with. You deserve the best when you need yourself invaded with an artificial cock. You will not be disappointed. (If you are, I dare say it would be hard to ever please you.) When shopping for an MHT, I suggest you have a soda can and an 18" ruler by your side (and any other dildo you own for comparison) so you can "see up close" the proportions they show you on screen. Then you can have the most accurate comparison in your mind from what your body already accepts. It's incredibly fun to shop MHT. And an absolute blissful joy to use when they arrive.
And lastly, spring for some MHT Fist Powder for your lube...UN-(BLEEPING)-BELIEVABLE stuff and oz for oz, an unbeatable value! (You would have to by 26 8oz bottles – no joke, TWENTY SIX – of the average quality lube to equal ONE Fist Powder container. At say, $15 a bottle, that would be $390, not including any tax or shipping!) With just one serving, a massive 16oz mix of MHT Fist Powder, you can inject yourself with a full enema bulb for the ride of your life! And it works SO DAMN WELL! You will be able to insert more inches just from its lubriciousness (yes, that's a word). And when you withdraw, you'll look like a bottle of pouring pancake syrup, so be in a place like the tub or on a "tarp", where you don't have to worry and can really get the full effect of this AMAZING stuff! Sure, you could use it sparingly. BUT WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT! Lol
Enjoy! I know I am.
Yes, I recommend this product.
5 years ago
Wrayfrod Wayne
Anybody have an idea which Toy is best for prostate stimulation ? Hands free riding/propped on a wall. I’m trying the Alien to see how I feel. Thought ?
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Anybody have an idea which Toy is best for prostate stimulation ? Hands free riding/propped on a wall. I’m trying the Alien to see how I feel. Thought ?
Yes, I recommend this product.
5 years ago
Isaac M
Hello Mr. Hankey’s !! Received my order a couple weeks ago; (Taintacle L/XL) and WOW !! Beautiful. Huge. Arrived wayyy quicker than I expected (Covid pandemic) so great job on your end. And what a gorgeous toy this is. Like everyone, I compared sizes and dimensions to my current toys, and ordered accordingly. And let me say, you all are quite generous with your published measurements. I measured my toy in both length and circumference, and it exceeded your published specs. Well done. It’s absolutely beautiful, arrived very well packaged, and is just awesome. I will definitely be ordering more. Kudos to all of you for designing and making such exquisite toys. You have another VERY satisfied customer for life. Two thumbs thumbsup
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Hello Mr. Hankey’s !! Received my order a couple weeks ago; (Taintacle L/XL) and WOW !! Beautiful. Huge. Arrived wayyy quicker than I expected (Covid pandemic) so great job on your end. And what a gorgeous toy this is. Like everyone, I compared sizes and dimensions to my current toys, and ordered accordingly. And let me say, you all are quite generous with your published measurements. I measured my toy in both length and circumference, and it exceeded your published specs. Well done. It’s absolutely beautiful, arrived very well packaged, and is just awesome. I will definitely be ordering more. Kudos to all of you for designing and making such exquisite toys. You have another VERY satisfied customer for life. Two thumbs thumbsup
Yes, I recommend this product.
5 years ago
Thor-Gasm
There doesn't seem to be a way to get back to the shopping cart if you put something in it and then elect to continue shopping.
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There doesn't seem to be a way to get back to the shopping cart if you put something in it and then elect to continue shopping.
Yes, I recommend this product.
5 years ago
Jim