Mr. Hankey's Toys TESTIMONIALS
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OHHHH MY GOSH! Mr. Hankey, you've clearly out done every toy manufacture out there with the new Cyrus King! Ordered XXXL to satisfy my needs and all I have to say is WOW! I took the day off work to play with this monster, gonna be best day off ever! Been looking for the perfect size and shape dong to fit my xxxl needs for a long time and I think I've finally found it. Thank you MrHankey.
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OHHHH MY GOSH! Mr. Hankey, you've clearly out done every toy manufacture out there with the new Cyrus King! Ordered XXXL to satisfy my needs and all I have to say is WOW! I took the day off work to play with this monster, gonna be best day off ever! Been looking for the perfect size and shape dong to fit my xxxl needs for a long time and I think I've finally found it. Thank you MrHankey.
Yes, I recommend this product.
5 years ago
Mike
Received Cody Cachet XXL this afternoon. Couldn't believe the size. There is so much difference in the feeling of this toy compared to the others made of materials like PVC, TPE, and others that may not be body safe. I applied lubricant to the head of the toy and slid this thing balls deep in about 10 seconds. Not gay but the feeling is lifelike especially since the firmness is 75 percent. Will definitely purchase more toys from this site.
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Received Cody Cachet XXL this afternoon. Couldn't believe the size. There is so much difference in the feeling of this toy compared to the others made of materials like PVC, TPE, and others that may not be body safe. I applied lubricant to the head of the toy and slid this thing balls deep in about 10 seconds. Not gay but the feeling is lifelike especially since the firmness is 75 percent. Will definitely purchase more toys from this site.
Yes, I recommend this product.
5 years ago
CWC
I had to take a break from playing with the LG/XL Cyrus King in 75% firmness. Ordered on a Wednesday and it was here on Monday. The huge head on it feels amazing as it navigates deeply. A very fulfilling experience! Here's the gang so far...
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I had to take a break from playing with the LG/XL Cyrus King in 75% firmness. Ordered on a Wednesday and it was here on Monday. The huge head on it feels amazing as it navigates deeply. A very fulfilling experience! Here's the gang so far...
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Yes, I recommend this product.
5 years ago
DildoDave
I have a full video review with a good ffriend of mine on Twitter: @DickChambersXxx
It is in 2 parts:
https://twitter.com/DickChambersXxx/status/1188109240268816387?s=19
https://twitter.com/DickChambersXxx/status/1188110783424557056?s=19
Please, bate responsibly. Now, to the review.
BTW, the whole process leading up to this moment was pretty easy and fun. The website makes it easy to order, to customize your toy with colors and sizes.
I was so intimidated, having never purchased a toy except in a store. So, I measured my current toys for length and for circumference. Then I compared to the dimensions on the website. I wanted a toy I could take immediately but that offered a challenge for me that I could grow into with more time and play.
So, I picked a length just slightly more than my current toys and a circumference that would pose a real challenge. Because of the toy I did choose, the BFG (hahahaha a Big Fucking Genital indeed), I knew that it would be a pleasure... because the insertable portion is right about where my easy-play toys' sizes are now. But the bulb at the bottom... THAT IS WHERE I CANNOT WAIT TO GET!
Then I got to customize my toy! I chose primary blue and saffron yellow, Pantone's 2020 spring/summer colors because I am a fashion PIG! I watched @cockmaker on Twitter and saw the toy before it ever got mailed... Of course I fell in love and lust with it. I couldn't sleep that night, I was so hard in anticipation. I had a tracking number on the toy almost as soon as the order was completed on the website, so I knew when it arrived. I rushed home.
When I pulled the box out of my mail slot, it was so light, I wondered if it was really from Mr. Hankey's Toys. Or if there weren't a mistake. I have never felt a toy of this size, and this light weight. I had to read the label to be for sure. And the box was so discreet, so I walked and read, feeling fine with the box all the way down the street. I was so excited... finally, a real good toy! Opening the box on my kitchen counter, I found it was well sealed in a plastic sheath and contained an awesome sticker for me too! (The sticker is proudly on my phone case!) I tore it out of the packaging as soon as I could. The texture was like nothing I had experienced, and a little gripping to my fingertips. I was worried about that and if it would create or cause drag, of the material against my delicate insides. So, I put a tiny bit of oil on my fingertips... OMG, it glides like silk! I knew that would not be an issue. Once lubed up, this amazing toy would be fine for hammer ffucking my hole into a gaping mess with complete comfort.
Day 1 I already had the toy in me in the shower and it felt like a dream. That night, I handed to it to my date to use on me. We used it all night! Usually a toy is warm up, but this toy became a part of the play the entire time! He played, then fucked, then we both sucked on it, then played more... OMG... he even forced it down my throat at one point and I LOVED IT... I got the 75% soft material I wanted to be able to feel it, squeeze it, and have it give. I made the right choice.
It is soft enough to force into tight places, yet not so soggy that it flops out, or will not stand on its own. It does, and it sticks to a dry shower wall tile for shower play, and to a toilet seat or wooden chair seat, or the floor for more serious business of TRYING TO FORCE THAT BOTTOM BULB INTO MY HUNGRY HOLE!
Mister Hankey's Toys. Please and thank you... keep making these toys. If only you could measure the amount of joy, fun, sexiness, laughter, ecstatic pleasure that your toys bring into the world, then everyone would understand the value of these monster dildos!
Yours in LOVE and RESPECT, Richard Chambers
Review
I have a full video review with a good ffriend of mine on Twitter: @DickChambersXxx
It is in 2 parts:
https://twitter.com/DickChambersXxx/status/1188109240268816387?s=19
https://twitter.com/DickChambersXxx/status/1188110783424557056?s=19
Please, bate responsibly. Now, to the review.
BTW, the whole process leading up to this moment was pretty easy and fun. The website makes it easy to order, to customize your toy with colors and sizes.
I was so intimidated, having never purchased a toy except in a store. So, I measured my current toys for length and for circumference. Then I compared to the dimensions on the website. I wanted a toy I could take immediately but that offered a challenge for me that I could grow into with more time and play.
So, I picked a length just slightly more than my current toys and a circumference that would pose a real challenge. Because of the toy I did choose, the BFG (hahahaha a Big Fucking Genital indeed), I knew that it would be a pleasure... because the insertable portion is right about where my easy-play toys' sizes are now. But the bulb at the bottom... THAT IS WHERE I CANNOT WAIT TO GET!
Then I got to customize my toy! I chose primary blue and saffron yellow, Pantone's 2020 spring/summer colors because I am a fashion PIG! I watched @cockmaker on Twitter and saw the toy before it ever got mailed... Of course I fell in love and lust with it. I couldn't sleep that night, I was so hard in anticipation. I had a tracking number on the toy almost as soon as the order was completed on the website, so I knew when it arrived. I rushed home.
When I pulled the box out of my mail slot, it was so light, I wondered if it was really from Mr. Hankey's Toys. Or if there weren't a mistake. I have never felt a toy of this size, and this light weight. I had to read the label to be for sure. And the box was so discreet, so I walked and read, feeling fine with the box all the way down the street. I was so excited... finally, a real good toy! Opening the box on my kitchen counter, I found it was well sealed in a plastic sheath and contained an awesome sticker for me too! (The sticker is proudly on my phone case!) I tore it out of the packaging as soon as I could. The texture was like nothing I had experienced, and a little gripping to my fingertips. I was worried about that and if it would create or cause drag, of the material against my delicate insides. So, I put a tiny bit of oil on my fingertips... OMG, it glides like silk! I knew that would not be an issue. Once lubed up, this amazing toy would be fine for hammer ffucking my hole into a gaping mess with complete comfort.
Day 1 I already had the toy in me in the shower and it felt like a dream. That night, I handed to it to my date to use on me. We used it all night! Usually a toy is warm up, but this toy became a part of the play the entire time! He played, then fucked, then we both sucked on it, then played more... OMG... he even forced it down my throat at one point and I LOVED IT... I got the 75% soft material I wanted to be able to feel it, squeeze it, and have it give. I made the right choice.
It is soft enough to force into tight places, yet not so soggy that it flops out, or will not stand on its own. It does, and it sticks to a dry shower wall tile for shower play, and to a toilet seat or wooden chair seat, or the floor for more serious business of TRYING TO FORCE THAT BOTTOM BULB INTO MY HUNGRY HOLE!
Mister Hankey's Toys. Please and thank you... keep making these toys. If only you could measure the amount of joy, fun, sexiness, laughter, ecstatic pleasure that your toys bring into the world, then everyone would understand the value of these monster dildos!
Yours in LOVE and RESPECT, Richard Chambers
It is in 2 parts:
https://twitter.com/DickChambersXxx/status/1188109240268816387?s=19
https://twitter.com/DickChambersXxx/status/1188110783424557056?s=19
Please, bate responsibly. Now, to the review.
BTW, the whole process leading up to this moment was pretty easy and fun. The website makes it easy to order, to customize your toy with colors and sizes.
I was so intimidated, having never purchased a toy except in a store. So, I measured my current toys for length and for circumference. Then I compared to the dimensions on the website. I wanted a toy I could take immediately but that offered a challenge for me that I could grow into with more time and play.
So, I picked a length just slightly more than my current toys and a circumference that would pose a real challenge. Because of the toy I did choose, the BFG (hahahaha a Big Fucking Genital indeed), I knew that it would be a pleasure... because the insertable portion is right about where my easy-play toys' sizes are now. But the bulb at the bottom... THAT IS WHERE I CANNOT WAIT TO GET!
Then I got to customize my toy! I chose primary blue and saffron yellow, Pantone's 2020 spring/summer colors because I am a fashion PIG! I watched @cockmaker on Twitter and saw the toy before it ever got mailed... Of course I fell in love and lust with it. I couldn't sleep that night, I was so hard in anticipation. I had a tracking number on the toy almost as soon as the order was completed on the website, so I knew when it arrived. I rushed home.
When I pulled the box out of my mail slot, it was so light, I wondered if it was really from Mr. Hankey's Toys. Or if there weren't a mistake. I have never felt a toy of this size, and this light weight. I had to read the label to be for sure. And the box was so discreet, so I walked and read, feeling fine with the box all the way down the street. I was so excited... finally, a real good toy! Opening the box on my kitchen counter, I found it was well sealed in a plastic sheath and contained an awesome sticker for me too! (The sticker is proudly on my phone case!) I tore it out of the packaging as soon as I could. The texture was like nothing I had experienced, and a little gripping to my fingertips. I was worried about that and if it would create or cause drag, of the material against my delicate insides. So, I put a tiny bit of oil on my fingertips... OMG, it glides like silk! I knew that would not be an issue. Once lubed up, this amazing toy would be fine for hammer ffucking my hole into a gaping mess with complete comfort.
Day 1 I already had the toy in me in the shower and it felt like a dream. That night, I handed to it to my date to use on me. We used it all night! Usually a toy is warm up, but this toy became a part of the play the entire time! He played, then fucked, then we both sucked on it, then played more... OMG... he even forced it down my throat at one point and I LOVED IT... I got the 75% soft material I wanted to be able to feel it, squeeze it, and have it give. I made the right choice.
It is soft enough to force into tight places, yet not so soggy that it flops out, or will not stand on its own. It does, and it sticks to a dry shower wall tile for shower play, and to a toilet seat or wooden chair seat, or the floor for more serious business of TRYING TO FORCE THAT BOTTOM BULB INTO MY HUNGRY HOLE!
Mister Hankey's Toys. Please and thank you... keep making these toys. If only you could measure the amount of joy, fun, sexiness, laughter, ecstatic pleasure that your toys bring into the world, then everyone would understand the value of these monster dildos!
Yours in LOVE and RESPECT, Richard Chambers
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Yes, I recommend this product.
5 years ago
Dick Chambers
I own 18 Mr. Hankey toys in all the largest sizes. I really wish you would super size some of the larger toys....we need a transition toy in the 14" circumference by 14" depth... any chance of some supersizing any toys for us deep holes?
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I own 18 Mr. Hankey toys in all the largest sizes. I really wish you would super size some of the larger toys....we need a transition toy in the 14" circumference by 14" depth... any chance of some supersizing any toys for us deep holes?
Yes, I recommend this product.
5 years ago
Wnt2FFck