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XXXCALIBUR DILDO - THREE SIZES

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Product Description

 
XXXCalibur Silicone Dildo – A King’s Weapon for Ultimate Depth Play

Take the throne and prepare for an unforgettable conquest with the XXXCalibur by Mr. Hankey’s Toys. Designed for serious depth-seekers and texture lovers, this sword-inspired silicone dildo is crafted for intense, immersive sensations. With its uncut pointed tip for smooth entry, wide sculpted shaft, and realistic vein and skin texture, XXXCalibur ensures that every adventure is deep, powerful, and royally satisfying.
Step into the realm of ultimate pleasure with a realistic dildo fit for a King.

(Pictured in Natural Tan—colors are hand-mixed; tones may vary.)

 
Rule the Realm of Pleasure with XXXCalibur
Sword-Like Design for Depth Exploration – The tapered, pointed tip guides deep with effortless precision, while the straight shaft ensures consistent, body-filling stimulation.
Realistic 360-Degree Balls – A fully sculpted base for a royally satisfying grip and stability during hands-free play.
Hyper-Realistic Texture – Lifelike veins and skin details add to the sensory experience, making every inch feel intensely real.
Handcrafted Platinum-Cured Silicone – Hypoallergenic, non-porous, and body-safe, ensuring smooth gliding and easy maintenance.
 
Three Sizes for Every Adventurer

Whether you’re conquering new territory or taking on a legendary challenge, XXXCalibur comes in three commanding sizes:

Medium/Large – Ideal for those stepping into the world of deep-stretch exploration.
Large/XL – Perfect for experienced users craving intense, body-filling sensations.
XXL – The ultimate conquest for those who seek extreme depth and girth.
 
Precision Craftsmanship for Ultimate Sensation

The XXXCalibur’s handcrafted platinum-cured silicone build delivers the perfect balance of realism, firmness, and glide. The firm-yet-flexible construction ensures comfortable insertion, while the textured details enhance every movement for an unmatched experience.

Designed for Deep Depth Play – The slender, tapered tip ensures seamless navigation, making it ideal for advanced users exploring intense penetration.
Sculpted to Perfection – The wide, veiny shaft mimics lifelike textures, heightening stimulation with each stroke and grind.
Harness Compatible – The flat, sturdy base ensures stability in solo play or strap-on use, offering versatile fun for every scenario.
 
Enhance Your Experience with Premium Accessories
Take your XXXCalibur adventures to the next level with accessories designed for hands-free control and seamless play:

Lubricants: Explore a range of body-safe, silicone-compatible lubes for the ultimate glide and comfort. 
Mr. S Leather Harnesses (Vac-U-Hole Compatible): When combined with a Vac–U–Hole attachment, these are Ideal for secure, hands-free experiences.
Suction Cups (4” and 7”): Sturdy, high-grip suction bases let you secure your toy for hands-free fantasy play.
Mr. S Leather Corey J Harness: Ring-compatible design to accommodate any size and offer personalized support.

Order your accessories today and unlock a world of thrilling possibilities with the XXXCalibur.

 
Effortless Maintenance for Endless Adventures

Caring for XXXCalibur is quick and simple:

  1. Use Compatible Lubricants – Safe with water-based and hybrid lubricants for silky-smooth glide.
  2. Clean Thoroughly After Use – Rinse with warm water and mild soap or use a specialized toy cleaner.
  3. Store Safely – Dry completely and store in a cool, dark place to maintain its premium texture.
 
Order Now – Claim Your Throne

Why settle for ordinary when you can wield the power of the XXXCalibur? With its sword-inspired design, deep-reaching capabilities, and lifelike texture, this collector-grade silicone dildo is the ultimate weapon of pleasure.
Choose your size, pick your firmness, and embrace your destiny. Order discreetly today and prepare for the most legendary session yet!

 
Return Policy:

Due to the intimate nature of our products, we only accept returns for defective items. Please review the dimensions carefully before purchasing and contact us with any questions before ordering.

 

A Note About International Orders:

We ship worldwide in discreet, unmarked packaging to ensure privacy. Upon delivery, customers are responsible for any applicable duties and taxes.

Specifications

XXXCALIBUR DILDO - THREE SIZES - Med/LG
Circumference near head (rim) 6.65"
(16.89 cm)
Circumference near middle 8"
(20.32 cm)
Circumference near base 8.25"
(20.96 cm)
Insertable Length 11.4"
(28.96 cm)
Overall length 14.50"
(36.83 cm)
Strapon Ring Size 2.50"
(6.35 cm)
Texture Realistic skin w/light veins
XXXCALIBUR DILDO - THREE SIZES - LG/XL
Circumference near head (rim) 7.25"
(18.42 cm)
Circumference near middle 8.75"
(22.23 cm)
Circumference near base 9.25"
(23.5 cm)
Insertable Length 12.5"
(31.75 cm)
Overall length 15.50"
(39.37 cm)
Strapon Ring Size 3.00"
(7.62 cm)
Texture Realistic skin w/light veins
XXXCALIBUR DILDO - THREE SIZES - XXL
Circumference near head (rim) 8"
(20.32 cm)
Circumference near middle 10"
(25.4 cm)
Circumference near base 9.6"
(24.38 cm)
Insertable Length 13.3"
(33.78 cm)
Overall length 17.20"
(43.69 cm)
Strapon Ring Size 3.00"
(7.62 cm)
Texture Realistic skin w/light veins

Reviews Write a Review

Member since 5 years
Absolutely my favorite toy I've ever owned, which was a huge surprise to me since I don't usually pr
Absolutely my favorite toy I've ever owned, which was a huge surprise to me since I don't usually prefer humanoid dongs. I LOVE the striated texture of this toy. It provides just enough friction to keep things interesting (smooth toys just don't do it for me). The only thing I'd change is the dimensions a bit. I have the LG/XL, and it would be PERFECT if it was a like an inch shorter, but about half an inch thicker (maybe one day I'll bottom out!). I really wish Mr Hankey's would make more toys with this texture, I would own like 4 other toys from this site. 10/10 would recommend!
recommendedTick Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 5 years
I have both these guys. The Med/Lge is an all time favorite especially when the balls pop through my
I have both these guys. The Med/Lge is an all time favorite especially when the balls pop through my ring and I'm working on getting the Lg/XL to to the same thing. But I just love filing up and rocking on these boys. I'll get a video of the Med/Lge with the base just peeking out of my hole uploaded soon. Watch this space!
recommendedTick Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 5 years
Went with the smaller size to assist with depth training. Boy, did this ever fit the bill!
Went with the smaller size to assist with depth training. Boy, did this ever fit the bill!
recommendedTick Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 5 years
Arrived super quick and was perfect! The texture is amazing and the flexibility and tapered head mak
Arrived super quick and was perfect!
The texture is amazing and the flexibility and tapered head make it great for pushing past your horizons. Esp great if your guts have a curve to them. This guy rounds the turn and straightens things out as the wide shaft fills you up.
I've named him Anus Rex and we're in love.
recommendedTick Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 5 years
WOW this thing is awesome so if your a true hog this smooth textured mammoth of a dildo will more th
WOW this thing is awesome so if your a true hog this smooth textured mammoth of a dildo will more than satisfy your size queen or king needs.
recommendedTick Yes, I recommend this product.

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