Hankey's Toys

THE THEENG - FOUR SIZES

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Product Description

 
The Theeng Silicone Dildo – Rocky Textures for Fantastical Thrills

Step into a world of raw fantasy with The Theeng by Mr. Hankey’s Toys—a masterful creation that combines stony grooves, rocky ridges, and breathtaking details for an unparalleled sensory experience. Inspired by mythical terrains and forged to excite, this fantasy silicone dildo is all about delivering bold sensations with a fantastical edge.
Whether you're exploring solo or sharing the adventure, The Theeng's textured surface and intricate vein details are designed to tease, thrill, and leave you craving more.

(Pictured in Blood Red—Colors are hand-mixed, so tones may vary.)

 
Unforgettable Textures & Fantastical Design

The Theeng isn’t your average toy—it’s a work of fantasy art designed to excite and delight texture lovers. From its rugged, stony grooves to its carefully sculpted pulled-back foreskin details, every inch offers new sensations.
The bold, rocky ridges and grooves provide thrilling stimulation, while the expertly crafted veins add lifelike realism. The broad, bulbous head ensures smooth entry, while the firm shaft delivers pressure in all the right spots, making every movement feel deliberate and intense.
This is a toy that dares you to let go of the ordinary and embrace the extraordinary.

 
Key Features of The Theeng:
  • Stony, Grooved Surface: Rugged, rocky ridges create bold, stimulating sensations perfect for texture-focused play.
  • Pulled-Back Foreskin Design: Adds lifelike realism with fantastical flair.
  • Handcrafted Details: Intricately sculpted veins and textures for immersive sensory play.
  • Versatile Fun: Perfect for solo exploration or adventurous partner play.
  • Available in Four Sizes: Tailored to every level of fantasy exploration.
 
Four Sizes for Every Fantasy:

No matter your experience level or appetite for adventure, The Theeng offers a size that’s just right:

  • Small/Medium: Ideal for those new to textured toys.
  • Large: A balanced option for more experienced users.
  • XL: Designed for bold players seeking thrilling sensations.
  • XXL: The ultimate challenge for seasoned texture enthusiasts.
 
Handcrafted Excellence in Platinum-Cured Silicone

Crafted with care, The Theeng is made from premium platinum-cured silicone for a body-safe, hypoallergenic experience. Its smooth yet rugged surface glides effortlessly, while the firm design ensures every ridge and groove is felt with precision.
Whether you're adding this fantasy lovers’ premium toy to your collection or making it your first fantasy toy, The Theeng is designed to last through countless adventures.


Enhance Your Wildest Ride with Accessories

Take your play with this collector-grade fantasy toy to the next level with premium accessories designed for versatility and comfort:

  • Lubricants: Choose from various high-quality lubricants to ensure smooth, seamless play.
  • Mr. S Leather Harnesses (Vac-U-Hole Compatible): These are perfect for secure, hands-free fun when adding a vac-u-hole to your toy.
  • Mr. S Leather Corey J Harness: This harness is ring-compatible and adaptable to any ring size for personalized support and stability.
  • Suction Cups (4" and 7"): Add versatility with sturdy suction cups designed for toys ordered with a vac-u-hole.

Order your accessories today to unlock new ways to explore and enhance every moment of play with your new sci-fi inspired silicone toy.

Easy Maintenance for Endless Fun

Caring for your Theeng is quick and simple:

  1. Use Compatible Lubricants: Ideal with water-based or hybrid lubricants for optimal glide.
  2. Clean Thoroughly: Rinse with warm water and mild soap or use a toy-safe cleaner after every session.
  3. Store Safely: Dry thoroughly and store in a cool, dark place to preserve its premium texture.
 
Order Now – Unleash Your Fantasy

Why settle for ordinary when The Theeng offers extraordinary? This is the best mythical silicone dildo with its stony grooves, rocky ridges, and lifelike details, this fantasy dildo is perfect for those who crave textured thrills and mythical adventures. Choose your size, claim your fantasy toy today, and experience why The Theeng is trusted by texture lovers worldwide.

 
Return Policy:

Due to the intimate nature of our products, we only accept returns for defective items. Please carefully review dimensions and specifications before ordering. Contact us with any questions before purchase.

 

A Note About International Orders:

We ship worldwide in discreet, unmarked packaging to ensure privacy. Customers are responsible for any applicable duties and taxes upon delivery.



 

Specifications

THE THEENG - FOUR SIZES - Small/Med
Circumference near head (rim) 6.9"
(17.53 cm)
Circumference near middle 8"
(20.32 cm)
Circumference near base 7.5"
(19.05 cm)
Insertable Length 8"
(20.32 cm)
Overall length 10.00"
(25.4 cm)
Strapon Ring Size 2.5"
(6.35 cm)
Texture Rock-like bumps and grooves with vein detail
THE THEENG - FOUR SIZES - LARGE
Circumference near head (rim) 8"
(20.32 cm)
Circumference near middle 9.1"
(23.11 cm)
Circumference near base 8.6"
(21.84 cm)
Insertable Length 9.2"
(23.37 cm)
Overall length 11.50"
(29.21 cm)
Strapon Ring Size 3.00" (slightly loose)
(7.62 cm)
Texture Rock-like bumps and grooves with vein detail
THE THEENG - FOUR SIZES - XL
Circumference near head (rim) 9.1"
(23.11 cm)
Circumference near middle 10.4"
(26.42 cm)
Circumference near base 9.75"
(24.77 cm)
Insertable Length 10.5"
(26.67 cm)
Overall length 12.75"
(32.39 cm)
Strapon Ring Size NA
Texture Rock-like bumps and grooves with vein detail
THE THEENG - FOUR SIZES - XXL
Circumference near head (rim) 10.5"
(26.67 cm)
Circumference near middle 12"
(30.48 cm)
Circumference near base 11.25"
(28.58 cm)
Insertable Length 12"
(30.48 cm)
Overall length 14.40"
(36.58 cm)
Strapon Ring Size NA
Texture Rock-like bumps and grooves with vein detail

Reviews Write a Review

Member since 3 years
My favorite new friend! I bought this one together with Wade Wolfgar XXL and Dildo's and Dragons in
My favorite new friend! I bought this one together with Wade Wolfgar XXL and Dildo's and Dragons in XXXL all in Med Firm. I should have bought it more early because this one is amazing!
The first ride was all the way down and I couldn't stop it. Great toy, one of the best I have while I have about 20 different ones from MrHankeysToys. All good, but this one is one of my favorites.
recommendedTick Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 4 years
My favorite dildo. Have been using the Large size for nearly 3 years now! The first time you get it
My favorite dildo. Have been using the Large size for nearly 3 years now!
The first time you get it balls deep in your ass is life changing. You’ll keep coming back for more and more.
recommendedTick Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2 years
Theenk theeng The THEENG XL arrived with RENTMAN XL and Michael VEGAS XXL. I received a mystery bo
Theenk theeng

The THEENG XL arrived with RENTMAN XL and Michael VEGAS XXL.

I received a mystery box with AXEL XL last week and also the CAN OPENER.

The CAN OPENER has done its job and I take AXEL without too much effort.

Today I tried the THEENG without heating but with several hits of poppers and lubricant and alternating with AXEL.

It's a delight
recommendedTick Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 4 years
Just another masterpiece of a dildo! The 2xl in 75% soft with all the texture makes this one a ride
Just another masterpiece of a dildo! The 2xl in 75% soft with all the texture makes this one a ride to remember.
recommendedTick Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since a year
Love the texture and the size is perfect Great compliment To any collection
Love the texture and the size is perfect Great compliment To any collection
recommendedTick Yes, I recommend this product.

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