THE THEENG - FOUR SIZES
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Product Description
The Theeng Silicone Dildo – Rocky Textures for Fantastical Thrills
Step into a world of raw fantasy with The Theeng by Mr. Hankey’s Toys—a masterful creation that combines stony grooves, rocky ridges, and breathtaking details for an unparalleled sensory experience. Inspired by mythical terrains and forged to excite, this fantasy silicone dildo is all about delivering bold sensations with a fantastical edge.
Whether you're exploring solo or sharing the adventure, The Theeng's textured surface and intricate vein details are designed to tease, thrill, and leave you craving more.
(Pictured in Blood Red—Colors are hand-mixed, so tones may vary.)
Unforgettable Textures & Fantastical Design
The Theeng isn’t your average toy—it’s a work of fantasy art designed to excite and delight texture lovers. From its rugged, stony grooves to its carefully sculpted pulled-back foreskin details, every inch offers new sensations.
The bold, rocky ridges and grooves provide thrilling stimulation, while the expertly crafted veins add lifelike realism. The broad, bulbous head ensures smooth entry, while the firm shaft delivers pressure in all the right spots, making every movement feel deliberate and intense.
This is a toy that dares you to let go of the ordinary and embrace the extraordinary.
Key Features of The Theeng:
- Stony, Grooved Surface: Rugged, rocky ridges create bold, stimulating sensations perfect for texture-focused play.
- Pulled-Back Foreskin Design: Adds lifelike realism with fantastical flair.
- Handcrafted Details: Intricately sculpted veins and textures for immersive sensory play.
- Versatile Fun: Perfect for solo exploration or adventurous partner play.
- Available in Four Sizes: Tailored to every level of fantasy exploration.
Four Sizes for Every Fantasy:
No matter your experience level or appetite for adventure, The Theeng offers a size that’s just right:
- Small/Medium: Ideal for those new to textured toys.
- Large: A balanced option for more experienced users.
- XL: Designed for bold players seeking thrilling sensations.
- XXL: The ultimate challenge for seasoned texture enthusiasts.
Handcrafted Excellence in Platinum-Cured Silicone
Crafted with care, The Theeng is made from premium platinum-cured silicone for a body-safe, hypoallergenic experience. Its smooth yet rugged surface glides effortlessly, while the firm design ensures every ridge and groove is felt with precision.
Whether you're adding this fantasy lovers’ premium toy to your collection or making it your first fantasy toy, The Theeng is designed to last through countless adventures.
Enhance Your Wildest Ride with Accessories
Take your play with this collector-grade fantasy toy to the next level with premium accessories designed for versatility and comfort:
- Lubricants: Choose from various high-quality lubricants to ensure smooth, seamless play.
- Mr. S Leather Harnesses (Vac-U-Hole Compatible): These are perfect for secure, hands-free fun when adding a vac-u-hole to your toy.
- Mr. S Leather Corey J Harness: This harness is ring-compatible and adaptable to any ring size for personalized support and stability.
- Suction Cups (4" and 7"): Add versatility with sturdy suction cups designed for toys ordered with a vac-u-hole.
Order your accessories today to unlock new ways to explore and enhance every moment of play with your new sci-fi inspired silicone toy.
Easy Maintenance for Endless Fun
Caring for your Theeng is quick and simple:
- Use Compatible Lubricants: Ideal with water-based or hybrid lubricants for optimal glide.
- Clean Thoroughly: Rinse with warm water and mild soap or use a toy-safe cleaner after every session.
- Store Safely: Dry thoroughly and store in a cool, dark place to preserve its premium texture.
Order Now – Unleash Your Fantasy
Why settle for ordinary when The Theeng offers extraordinary? This is the best mythical silicone dildo with its stony grooves, rocky ridges, and lifelike details, this fantasy dildo is perfect for those who crave textured thrills and mythical adventures. Choose your size, claim your fantasy toy today, and experience why The Theeng is trusted by texture lovers worldwide.
Return Policy:
Due to the intimate nature of our products, we only accept returns for defective items. Please carefully review dimensions and specifications before ordering. Contact us with any questions before purchase.
A Note About International Orders:
We ship worldwide in discreet, unmarked packaging to ensure privacy. Customers are responsible for any applicable duties and taxes upon delivery.
Specifications
| Circumference near head (rim) |
6.9" (17.53 cm) |
|---|---|
| Circumference near middle |
8" (20.32 cm) |
| Circumference near base |
7.5" (19.05 cm) |
| Insertable Length |
8" (20.32 cm) |
| Overall length |
10.00" (25.4 cm) |
| Strapon Ring Size |
2.5" (6.35 cm) |
| Texture | Rock-like bumps and grooves with vein detail |
| Circumference near head (rim) |
8" (20.32 cm) |
|---|---|
| Circumference near middle |
9.1" (23.11 cm) |
| Circumference near base |
8.6" (21.84 cm) |
| Insertable Length |
9.2" (23.37 cm) |
| Overall length |
11.50" (29.21 cm) |
| Strapon Ring Size |
3.00" (slightly loose) (7.62 cm) |
| Texture | Rock-like bumps and grooves with vein detail |
| Circumference near head (rim) |
9.1" (23.11 cm) |
|---|---|
| Circumference near middle |
10.4" (26.42 cm) |
| Circumference near base |
9.75" (24.77 cm) |
| Insertable Length |
10.5" (26.67 cm) |
| Overall length |
12.75" (32.39 cm) |
| Strapon Ring Size | NA |
| Texture | Rock-like bumps and grooves with vein detail |
| Circumference near head (rim) |
10.5" (26.67 cm) |
|---|---|
| Circumference near middle |
12" (30.48 cm) |
| Circumference near base |
11.25" (28.58 cm) |
| Insertable Length |
12" (30.48 cm) |
| Overall length |
14.40" (36.58 cm) |
| Strapon Ring Size | NA |
| Texture | Rock-like bumps and grooves with vein detail |
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No regrets.
Good job Mrhankey
description
Product Description
The Theeng Silicone Dildo – Rocky Textures for Fantastical Thrills
Step into a world of raw fantasy with The Theeng by Mr. Hankey’s Toys—a masterful creation that combines stony grooves, rocky ridges, and breathtaking details for an unparalleled sensory experience. Inspired by mythical terrains and forged to excite, this fantasy silicone dildo is all about delivering bold sensations with a fantastical edge.
Whether you're exploring solo or sharing the adventure, The Theeng's textured surface and intricate vein details are designed to tease, thrill, and leave you craving more.
(Pictured in Blood Red—Colors are hand-mixed, so tones may vary.)
Unforgettable Textures & Fantastical Design
The Theeng isn’t your average toy—it’s a work of fantasy art designed to excite and delight texture lovers. From its rugged, stony grooves to its carefully sculpted pulled-back foreskin details, every inch offers new sensations.
The bold, rocky ridges and grooves provide thrilling stimulation, while the expertly crafted veins add lifelike realism. The broad, bulbous head ensures smooth entry, while the firm shaft delivers pressure in all the right spots, making every movement feel deliberate and intense.
This is a toy that dares you to let go of the ordinary and embrace the extraordinary.
Key Features of The Theeng:
- Stony, Grooved Surface: Rugged, rocky ridges create bold, stimulating sensations perfect for texture-focused play.
- Pulled-Back Foreskin Design: Adds lifelike realism with fantastical flair.
- Handcrafted Details: Intricately sculpted veins and textures for immersive sensory play.
- Versatile Fun: Perfect for solo exploration or adventurous partner play.
- Available in Four Sizes: Tailored to every level of fantasy exploration.
Four Sizes for Every Fantasy:
No matter your experience level or appetite for adventure, The Theeng offers a size that’s just right:
- Small/Medium: Ideal for those new to textured toys.
- Large: A balanced option for more experienced users.
- XL: Designed for bold players seeking thrilling sensations.
- XXL: The ultimate challenge for seasoned texture enthusiasts.
Handcrafted Excellence in Platinum-Cured Silicone
Crafted with care, The Theeng is made from premium platinum-cured silicone for a body-safe, hypoallergenic experience. Its smooth yet rugged surface glides effortlessly, while the firm design ensures every ridge and groove is felt with precision.
Whether you're adding this fantasy lovers’ premium toy to your collection or making it your first fantasy toy, The Theeng is designed to last through countless adventures.
Enhance Your Wildest Ride with Accessories
Take your play with this collector-grade fantasy toy to the next level with premium accessories designed for versatility and comfort:
- Lubricants: Choose from various high-quality lubricants to ensure smooth, seamless play.
- Mr. S Leather Harnesses (Vac-U-Hole Compatible): These are perfect for secure, hands-free fun when adding a vac-u-hole to your toy.
- Mr. S Leather Corey J Harness: This harness is ring-compatible and adaptable to any ring size for personalized support and stability.
- Suction Cups (4" and 7"): Add versatility with sturdy suction cups designed for toys ordered with a vac-u-hole.
Order your accessories today to unlock new ways to explore and enhance every moment of play with your new sci-fi inspired silicone toy.
Easy Maintenance for Endless Fun
Caring for your Theeng is quick and simple:
- Use Compatible Lubricants: Ideal with water-based or hybrid lubricants for optimal glide.
- Clean Thoroughly: Rinse with warm water and mild soap or use a toy-safe cleaner after every session.
- Store Safely: Dry thoroughly and store in a cool, dark place to preserve its premium texture.
Order Now – Unleash Your Fantasy
Why settle for ordinary when The Theeng offers extraordinary? This is the best mythical silicone dildo with its stony grooves, rocky ridges, and lifelike details, this fantasy dildo is perfect for those who crave textured thrills and mythical adventures. Choose your size, claim your fantasy toy today, and experience why The Theeng is trusted by texture lovers worldwide.
Return Policy:
Due to the intimate nature of our products, we only accept returns for defective items. Please carefully review dimensions and specifications before ordering. Contact us with any questions before purchase.
A Note About International Orders:
We ship worldwide in discreet, unmarked packaging to ensure privacy. Customers are responsible for any applicable duties and taxes upon delivery.
Specifications
| Circumference near head (rim) |
6.9" (17.53 cm) |
|---|---|
| Circumference near middle |
8" (20.32 cm) |
| Circumference near base |
7.5" (19.05 cm) |
| Insertable Length |
8" (20.32 cm) |
| Overall length |
10.00" (25.4 cm) |
| Strapon Ring Size |
2.5" (6.35 cm) |
| Texture | Rock-like bumps and grooves with vein detail |
| Circumference near head (rim) |
8" (20.32 cm) |
|---|---|
| Circumference near middle |
9.1" (23.11 cm) |
| Circumference near base |
8.6" (21.84 cm) |
| Insertable Length |
9.2" (23.37 cm) |
| Overall length |
11.50" (29.21 cm) |
| Strapon Ring Size |
3.00" (slightly loose) (7.62 cm) |
| Texture | Rock-like bumps and grooves with vein detail |
| Circumference near head (rim) |
9.1" (23.11 cm) |
|---|---|
| Circumference near middle |
10.4" (26.42 cm) |
| Circumference near base |
9.75" (24.77 cm) |
| Insertable Length |
10.5" (26.67 cm) |
| Overall length |
12.75" (32.39 cm) |
| Strapon Ring Size | NA |
| Texture | Rock-like bumps and grooves with vein detail |
| Circumference near head (rim) |
10.5" (26.67 cm) |
|---|---|
| Circumference near middle |
12" (30.48 cm) |
| Circumference near base |
11.25" (28.58 cm) |
| Insertable Length |
12" (30.48 cm) |
| Overall length |
14.40" (36.58 cm) |
| Strapon Ring Size | NA |
| Texture | Rock-like bumps and grooves with vein detail |
Reviews
No regrets.
Good job Mrhankey