Member since 2025
I got this beauty in 75% soft which was a first for me as I usually get medium firm. With the vac-u-hole and the large suction base, I just had to maneuver my tight asshole over that massive head and ease it in. The softness of the shaft was perfect and as I slowly inserted its huge length and felt the bulbous head pass my inner sphincter while cum gushed from my cock as my balls rested on that beautiful scrotum.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2025
So large, but so fun and challenging!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2025
Got mine today and immediately got in the shower and got cleaned out . I started with a smaller toy to get loosened up and oh what a ride had me dripping in seconds. Should have went with the firm though but feels incredible
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2025
I have had this one for awhile. The bulbous head is such you can feel it track deep. I have used bigger toys, but wanted something to open me deeper. This helps do that and is very enjoyable doing so.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2024
Fills me good, but still leaves room to ride. I definitely need a little warmup before slipping this one in my hole, but it's a fun ride once it's in. I can sink nearly balls deep and will get there with a little more practice. I've used it a few times on the fuck machine, but I only last a few minutes before exploding because the sensation is so powerful and filling. This one will definitely get plenty of use. Now I need to get pegged with it. In 75% soft, it's really flexible, so I usually strap it down to a chair with the saddle strap I bought here.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2024
This toy is absolutely mind bending...I normally use MrHankey's XXL-XXXL toys, so this slides right into my ass without any problems (I also bought this toy to be more floppier than I normally purchase). That said, I bought this for deeper rides...all I can say is it doesn't disappoint. I own a bulb-like nubby toy that is 4-1/2 inches in circumference and 17 insertable inches, and I can take that all the way. This toy is 8-1/2 inches in circumference and 13-1/2 insertable inches and I can just get about 7 inches of it on the first try...I will be shooting for full penetration soon. Thank you MrHankey...keep up the good work (all pun intended)!!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2024
This toy has a staggering girth and length. Great for intense play.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
I bought this about a year and a half ago. I played with it here and there, because it’s so big and I wasn’t ready for it. Stepped up my game about six months ago and happy to say that I finally buried it today! I’ve never had such an awesome feeling ever in my life. I can’t think of any other toy now. Largo is coming in the mail today and I can’t wait!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Love it kinda hard to get in without some kind of help so I got my girlfriend to cum over and with some maneuvering got the whole thing in straight to the ball's on first try that was I should say after she had her whole arm past the elbow up my ass it felt amazing we both came at the same time with her grinding that big fuckers balls against my ass talk about feeling hollowed out definitely takes two for maximum satisfaction gonna order Largo next time to go even deeper,perfection in feeling would most definitely recommend for any size queen.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Damn bro, John's solid! Gorgeous craftsmanship; it's a heavy sucker, you can tell they spared no expense with the silicone. Mine is dark tan, so it looms like a monster in the shadows...it's huge, definitely train up for it!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
i simply couldn’t resist to sit on that one as soon as i had unpacked and washed it . It is large and long and it feel so good it didn’t take me long to blow a nice load with that one !!!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
im satisfied.... gonna take a lot of lube and pratice to get use to this one....
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Its big butt its amazing
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Amazing qualité, its my seventh one. The size of this one is not for beginner. 75% soft is the best feel, it Will make you come verry fast. Fast shipping, excellent service.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
I ordered this toy in a 75% softness. It is rather difficult to insert by myself, but once I got in, OMG! I love it!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
I purchased the Long John as my first toy from Hankey. Deep Brown, 75% soft, added the vac-u hole, and purchased the 4 inch suction cup. I heard this was a massive toy and works best with a partner so I knew the suction cup was a must if I wanted to tackle this toy alone. When I opened up the package I instantly fell in love with it. It’s soft, very flexible, and is a beautiful brown color. I attempted to use the toy alone but was not too successful. One I applied the suction cup, it was over. This thing could stick to everything and could be challenging at times to remove it from the surface i adhered it to. The toy overall is a great size for advanced players and has a really interesting size to the head which keeps it nice and wide at the front end. Can not recommend this toy along with the suction cup and can’t wait to order my next Hankey’s Toy.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
What a fantastic ride! When I unwrapped it, I was a little shocked… it's really big, and really long. I can take Beowulf L completely, so the girth works fine for me, but this bad boy really wants to go deep. It's going to take some time for me to open up to Long John, but I love the challenge! I chose 75% soft, which feels just fantastic inside, and I don't mind that it needs a bit of coaxing to get in. I love all my Hankey's Toys, and this one is gorgeous!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
The day I received Long John I went right home, prepped, and stuck this big boy onto the wall mount that I made for toys such as this. Boy oh BOY did he impress. Upon first inspection, I had reservations regarding the head design. His head has a unique "shoulder" to it at the base of it, which I found odd. That didn't keep me from bottoming out on the first go. In fact, it added another level of sensation to each full-length thrust. I got him in deep brown at 75% soft. I have a lot of toys but none in this BBC tone. This dong has officially replaced my other go-to and is now my daily depth delight! The texture, length, and girth are all perfect. My ONLY gripe is the ratio of cock size to scrote. The balls are significantly lather than the dildo, which I recognize gives the user a noticeable base/stopping point, but it unfortunately is a bit abrupt for my tastes. Regardless, I'll be using Long John daily and I will continue to buy from Hankey's. The prices aren't low, but neither is the quality and prompt service. Top notch.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
Just received our Long John with custom colors. It is BEAUTIFUL! Gave it an initial ride and the sensation is wonderful. We selected medium firm because it is so long and to prevent from buckling.. This will take some time to bury balls deep but can't wait! Absolutely great service! Get one now!!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
WOW! Bought this one for advanced pegging. It's taken a few tries but I've finally taken it balls deep. This really fills me up and the consistent diameter means that once in it can slide in and out without too much work. That said, it is a monster. Be prepared to work for it and make sure your partner's harness is up to some hefty weight. Recommend getting a vac-u-loc hole and using with a Mr S Harness from Hankeys. This one takes me to heaven every time!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2023
All I have to say is this thing is huge!! Definitely going to take some time to be able to take it! BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, your customer service is remarkable!! I received my toy with a significant defect in the product, and you had a new one shipped out the next day, which arrived 2 days later!! That shows a lot about a company!! HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
Definitely not for beginners. Very satisfying once buried deep inside . Can’t wait to get pegged with this one !
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
This is such a great toy, good length and girth to keep it all open and ready for the Sir.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
Great buy!!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
Wow like my ass will never be the same.. the head on this thing is a monster and god it goes deep. You need to be a little bit of a experienced if your wanting to play with this guy. But right now it’s my favorite toy.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
In terms of km up my ass, this is the leader of my 19 Hankey Dildos. I’ve had hilm almost two years and is now my warmup. I’m finishing these days on Largo. the width and length are perfect! Ps please make a LonjohnXL
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2022
Long John is Perfect. Perfect thickness and at 75% soft finds his way Makes me Pre everyone. He’s my man.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
it's pretty much everything u could ask for inna toy. i love when the feeling when it pops right in my hole, and sinks deep to the balls. lots of belly movement. im gonna try his big brother next Largo
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
The Long John is so awesome I having gotten all the way in yet however I'm working on it. Love all the veins and the realistic foreskin. I just ordered 3 other toys. This is one excited Dog
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
February 12, 2021 I got this in medium-firm. The blunt head can be difficult to get in, but what a reward! I find the effort to get it to pop through fun and exciting. The even width of the shaft after the taper means your hole never gets a chance to close around it. If you can take a moderate sized fist, you can get this in, but taking the whole thing is an entirely different deal. It's going to take a lot of work and I am not entirely confident I'll manage it, but the long shaft is really helpful for maneuvering since you can't really sit on it (at least not til it's pretty deep) and the balls are so massive that at least I can't really get my hand around them. this thing really makes you feel hollowed out in the best way, and if you like the feeling of something pounding at your sphincter this is definitely your guy! I have several other Mr. Hankey's toys that are rougher going and this is perfect at the end of a session when i just want to lie down and finish off.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Girth and length are amazing. Only downside is the very blunt head makes it hard to go deeper than halfway. I'm very experienced with toys this size and the head for my preference needs a taper, even a small taper would help. Frankly getting him deeper than halfway was very uncomfortable due to the blunt head. This toy is amazing in every way except the head.
Member since 2021
Its a great toy helps you wotk on your second hole .
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
I ordered cyber Monday and finally got my Christmas present for myself on December 30th. I opened the box unwrapped it Lubed up my Asshole then watched as it disappeared in my Asshole until my Ass was resting on the Ball's. This is a Incredibly Beautiful and Perfect Dildo from Mr Hankey's Toys Worlds greatest Dildos. I am going to use this Everyday and Cum without even touching my Cock.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
It is so much fun. And with the added vac-u-lok hole on the bottom, gives a whole new meaning to being full when my partner is pounding away with a strap-on harness. Almost to the base ... Highly recommended!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
<3
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
I girl loves they way it feels said it feels so real great toy
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Perfection!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
A magnificent pillar of silicone I have yet to fully summit. The midsection provides a retention valley of sorts that allows for vigorous thrusting without slipping out. The only detrimental section is the strangely rigid edge around the head, but it's not enough to knock off any rating.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
I needed some time to fit it all in. But then,... so horny!!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Working its way to be the number toy. A little soft than I prefer but learning to work with it.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Marvelous toy. Great for depth training and fills my hole at least three times a week.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
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Member since 2021
It’s a wonderful toy I just can’t use it. Maybe someday. It could be just a bit firmer because of its length. Otherwise nicely done
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Loved the great service of mr Hankey and their team in speedily delivering my toy. Loved the Long John too in medium firm. I can't take it all yet, but it really is an awesome depth toy!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
It´s so wonderful!! When it "pops in" and fills me completely I´m really in seventh heaven. When I have it balls deep in me I feel like the slut I really am!
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Great dildo, but needs to be firmer.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
It's big... really big. My eyes were bigger than my hole, but it'll be something to work up to. I also, if I could go back, would have gone firmer. Otherwise, very good quality and would buy another Hankey product
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
There's only one word : WOW
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
When I first received it I thought I had gotten in over my head but a couple weeks of patients and OMG it was definitely worth it ! Very smooth feel , only thing I'd change would be a less blunt head to ease entry.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Big John at 75% Soft fits so perfect. Relaxed, it finds its way to deep exploration that I’ve never felt before. It’s like the biggest Dick you’ve ever had X 3. The shape the size and Natural Color is so perfect. Might recommend some J lube for a slippery slide. I love it to the balls. Check my vid on Xtube. Hot4usc.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Needing to work up to this one. I should’ve ordered the firm since it’s so large and harder to control but look forward to getting this one in the rotation.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
LOVE this guy! I've had him 3 weeks and just now am able to give a balanced, fair review. Its' relatively muted contours make it comfy for long session, which I need to go slapping balls. The rigidity (med/firm) allows me to snake with no hands, once I have it 4-5 inches in. Unearthly orgasms off this toy and is usually a third batter in my lineup.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
Very heavy,need another hand . Nice deal, love the length
Member since 2021
Had a great time playing with this toy .
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
I got this 75% soft and I love it!!!!! Flexible enough to go all the way in and the head is large but, not too big makes an excellent pop going in and out!! Length is very good just at the edge of my range plus a bit more.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Member since 2021
I have this in black, medium firm. It’s still nicely flexible, the key to deep play, but firm enough for some plunging with abandon. It’s tied for “my favorite toy” alongside the largest Centaur. The texture is a bit subtle, but that makes it ideal for long strapon sessions without getting irritated. It’s heavy base helps, and the vaculock hole works with my vaculock strap on the stool I use to squat on for solo play. The full depth of this toy is stunning. And, I wish it was two or three inches longer! Something to train for... I have a Largo too, and I can barely tolerate it four inches past my inner bend. It’s texture is delicious though. I wish Long John had it! Something to train for... I just love this toy. It’s fantastic.
Yes, I recommend this product.
Circumference near head (rim):
8.25" 20.96cm
Circumference near middle:
8.00" 20.32cm
Circumference near base:
8.50" 21.59cm
Overall length:
16.50" 41.91cm
Insertable length:
13.25" 33.66cm
Texture:
Smooth/Low Profile Veins/Light Texture
Strapon Ring Size:
3.00" 7.62cm
A NOTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries
Return Policy: Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don't let your eyes get greedier than your hole! Contact me if you have any questions prior to placing your order.
