Wade Wolfgar realistic dildo, showcasing lifelike curves and ogre-inspired realism for fantasy toy collectors.
OG Wade Wolfgar dildo standing next to a soda can for size comparison, emphasizing extreme girth and insertable length for fantasy lovers.
Large Wade Wolfgar dildo standing next to a soda can for size comparison, emphasizing extreme girth and insertable length for fantasy lovers.
XXL Wade Wolfgar dildo standing next to a soda can for size comparison, emphasizing extreme girth and insertable length for fantasy lovers.
4XL Wade Wolfgar dildo standing next to a soda can for size comparison, emphasizing extreme girth and insertable length for fantasy lovers
All four sizes of the Wade Wolfgar Signature Fantasy Dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys, showcasing ultra-realistic ogre cock replicas in lifelike silicone from OG to 4XL.
Wade Wolfgar fantasy dildo in XL size, showcasing lifelike curves and ogre-inspired realism for fantasy toy collectors.
Back view of Wade Wolfgar fantasy dildos in OG, Medium, Large, and 4XL sizes with engraved branding, highlighting hand-poured craftsmanship and realistic detail.
Wade Wolfgar dildo laying on its side, displaying detailed veins, texture, and realistic curvature in body-safe silicone.
Shaft profile of Wade Wolfgar fantasy dildo in XL size, showcasing lifelike curves and ogre-inspired realism for fantasy toy collectors.
Wade Wolfgar fantasy dildo angled forward, showing its massive girth, pronounced head, and ultra-realistic ogre anatomy.
Angled view of the Wade Wolfgar XL dildo highlighting deep vein texture and thick girth, modeled for intense fantasy play.
Wade Wolfgar dildo laying on its side, displaying detailed veins, texture, and realistic curvature in body-safe silicone.
Wade Wolfgar XL dildo standing upright, exhibiting detailed lifecast features, thick shaft, and full head in premium silicone.
Wade Wolfgar posing in leather fetish wear with exposed cock , arms behind back, wearing leather cap and harness chaps, lit with red and blue ambient lighting.
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Wade Wolfgar realistic dildo, showcasing lifelike curves and ogre-inspired realism for fantasy toy collectors.
OG Wade Wolfgar dildo standing next to a soda can for size comparison, emphasizing extreme girth and insertable length for fantasy lovers.
Large Wade Wolfgar dildo standing next to a soda can for size comparison, emphasizing extreme girth and insertable length for fantasy lovers.
XXL Wade Wolfgar dildo standing next to a soda can for size comparison, emphasizing extreme girth and insertable length for fantasy lovers.
4XL Wade Wolfgar dildo standing next to a soda can for size comparison, emphasizing extreme girth and insertable length for fantasy lovers
All four sizes of the Wade Wolfgar Signature Fantasy Dildo by Mr. Hankey’s Toys, showcasing ultra-realistic ogre cock replicas in lifelike silicone from OG to 4XL.
Wade Wolfgar fantasy dildo in XL size, showcasing lifelike curves and ogre-inspired realism for fantasy toy collectors.
Back view of Wade Wolfgar fantasy dildos in OG, Medium, Large, and 4XL sizes with engraved branding, highlighting hand-poured craftsmanship and realistic detail.
Wade Wolfgar dildo laying on its side, displaying detailed veins, texture, and realistic curvature in body-safe silicone.
Shaft profile of Wade Wolfgar fantasy dildo in XL size, showcasing lifelike curves and ogre-inspired realism for fantasy toy collectors.
Wade Wolfgar fantasy dildo angled forward, showing its massive girth, pronounced head, and ultra-realistic ogre anatomy.
Angled view of the Wade Wolfgar XL dildo highlighting deep vein texture and thick girth, modeled for intense fantasy play.
Wade Wolfgar dildo laying on its side, displaying detailed veins, texture, and realistic curvature in body-safe silicone.
Wade Wolfgar XL dildo standing upright, exhibiting detailed lifecast features, thick shaft, and full head in premium silicone.
Wade Wolfgar posing in leather fetish wear with exposed cock , arms behind back, wearing leather cap and harness chaps, lit with red and blue ambient lighting.
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Mr.Hankey's Toys NEW! WADE WOLFGAR - FOUR SIZES

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Product Description

 

Uncle Wulfy’s Ogre Cock  – Wade Wolfgar’s Signature Life-Cast Realistic Dildo
Step into a world of raw fantasy and unapologetic lust with the Wade Wolfgar signature dildo an ultra-realistic life-cast of the adult film icon Wade Wolfgar’s beefy ogre cock! Known for his commanding presence in RawFuckClub, Raging Stallion, and Tim Tales, Wade’s on-screen legacy now lives on in this colossal, handcrafted silicone toy.

Crafted from ultra-premium, body-safe silicone, it delivers intense satisfaction with a lifelike texture and firm-core design. Whether you're captivated by Wade’s on-screen charisma or just craving an epic fantasy adventure, this piece offers a deeply satisfying experience—no magic spell required. Want to see more of Wade? Follow him on X @WADEWOLFGAR or go directly to his website, wadewolfgar.net, you won’t regret it! 

Model photos captured by Zhen Huang.
 
Why You Need the Wade Wolfgar Signature Dildo
  • Exact Life-Cast Design – Molded directly from Wade Wolfgar’s penis, preserving every curve, vein, and bulge.
  • Fantasy-Grade Proportions – Choose from his original size and work your way up to the 4XL to match your appetite for size, stretch, and fantasy.
  • Hand-Poured Silicone – Crafted from 100% platinum-cured, body-safe silicone 
  • Visual Showpiece – Perfect for content creators, collectors, or fans looking for a bold, unforgettable statement.
Available Sizes – From OG to 4XL Fantasy Dildo
  • OG Size: 5" head circumference, 7.25" middle girth, 7" insertable length. Ideal for bold beginners or power bottoms.
  • LG Size: 6.5" head circumference, 9.25" middle girth, 9" insertable length. A step up in size and intensity for seasoned players.
  • 2XL Size: 7.25" head circumference, 11.63" middle girth, 10.5" insertable length. Made for size adventurers who crave stretch and weight.
  • 4XL Size: 9" head circumference, 13.88" girth, 12.5" insertable length. Built for size connoisseurs and extreme fantasy scenes.

From the Screen to Your Scene: Bring home the magic of Wade Wolfgar’s performances. This dildo isn’t just a toy; it’s a tribute to raw energy, queer power, and full-throttle fantasy. Whether you're diving into deep solo sessions or adding heat to your content, this toy is designed to perform.

Care & Cleaning

  • Use warm water and unscented soap or toy cleaner after play.
  • Dry thoroughly and store in a cool, dust-free place.
  • Compatible with most lubricants to preserve the silicone surface.


Frequently Asked Questions 

  • Is this dildo body-safe? Yes, it is made from high-quality, hypoallergenic platinum-cured silicone.
  • Which size is right for me? Start with OG for adventurous play or go straight to 4XL if you’re experienced with extreme toys.
  • Is this really molded from Wade Wolfgar? Absolutely. It’s a direct cast from his real anatomy, the ultimate in realism.
  • Is it display-worthy? Definitely, it’s a collector’s item as much as a performance toy.
​Order Now – Unleash the Fantasy Ride the legend. Live the kink. Whether you’re after lifelike realism or a bold fantasy centerpiece, the Wade Wolfgar Signature Dildo delivers everything you need to make your playtime legendary.

 


Return Policy 

Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don't let your eyes get greedier than your hole! Contact us if you have any questions prior to placing your order.
 

A NOTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL ORDERS 

Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries.

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Reviews (1)
3 days ago Bara

Member since 2025

Honestly, the shape of this toy is perfe...

Honestly, the shape of this toy is perfect. The entire toy is large, but the tip is a nice gentle size that helps you ease into the really girthy shaft. It's a challenge for someone like me that isn't used to bigger toys, but pushing passed the thick base of it really makes your eyes roll back. I ordered the original size. Med-firm.

Yes, I recommend this product.

WADE WOLFGAR - ORIGINAL

Circumference near head (rim):

5" 12.70cm

Circumference near middle:

7.25" 18.42cm

Circumference near base:

7" 17.78cm

Overall length:

9.25" 23.50cm

Insertable length:

7" 17.78cm

Texture:

Realistic with skin and vein details

Strapon Ring Size:

2.5" 6.35cm

WADE WOLFGAR - LARGE

Circumference near head (rim):

6.5" 16.51cm

Circumference near middle:

9.37" 23.80cm

Circumference near base:

9.00" 22.86cm

Overall length:

11.75" 29.85cm

Insertable length:

9" 22.86cm

Texture:

Realistic with skin and vein details

Strapon Ring Size:

3" 7.62cm

WADE WOLFGAR - 2XL

Circumference near head (rim):

7.25" 18.42cm

Circumference near middle:

11.63" 29.54cm

Circumference near base:

11" 27.94cm

Overall length:

14" 35.56cm

Insertable length:

10.5" 26.67cm

Texture:

Realistic with skin and vein details

Strapon Ring Size:

N/A

WADE WOLFGAR - 4XL

Circumference near head (rim):

9" 22.86cm

Circumference near middle:

13.88" 35.26cm

Circumference near base:

13.38" 33.99cm

Overall length:

17" 43.18cm

Insertable length:

12.5" 31.75cm

Texture:

Realistic with skin and vein details

Strapon Ring Size:

N/A

A NOTE ABOUT INTERNATIONAL ORDERS: Customers are responsible for paying all duties and taxes for their respective countries

Return Policy: Due to the nature of our products, there are no returns on orders unless defective. Please pay attention to the dimensions carefully and don't let your eyes get greedier than your hole! Contact me if you have any questions prior to placing your order.

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